Organization Cheese

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Chapter 8: The Deal

"Soo… Axel? How long are we going to keep walking up stairs?" Sora was exhausted after a half hour of nothing but a marble staircase.

"Eh, it depends. Until we reach Cloud. But the walking time depends on the party. If you're an organization member, it could be only 15 steps, but if you're an ENEMY, it could be thousands – and, our party is basically composed of all enemies to the Organization – "

All eyes rested on Naminé, who smiled cheerfully.

"Except Naminé… sooo…"

"What're you trying to say?" Riku demanded.

"…We're going to be walking for a while."

"*beep*"

"Don't worry, guys! I'll just go ahead by myself and sneak Cloud outside!" Naminé exclaimed.

"Hey… that might work…" Sora replied.

"I'LL GO WITH YOU NAMINÉ!" Roxas screamed.

"I don't think that's a good idea…" Kairi mumbled.

"No! I PROMISED NAMINÉ!" Sora started to run forward, but Kairi tripped him. He landed splat on his face, unconscious.

"So, Naminé, even with Roxas's help, how are you going to save Cloud?" Kairi was examining the plan closely.

"Well, Sephy doesn't know we're not brainwashed anymore, so it'll be easy to get up there quickly."

"Okay, but how are you going to get Cloud outside?"

"Oh – that's easy. Throw him out the window," Naminé smiled sweetly.

Everyone just stared at her for a minute.

"Teehee. J/K, J/K. Sweet little me wouldn't actually do that," Naminé asserted pleasantly, "I wouldn't want to muss his gorgeous, shiny, silky blonde hair, now would I?"

"Actually," Axel interjected, "I know for a fact that Cloud uses enough gel that his hair will resist a fall from up to 10,000 feet."

Everyone just stared at Axel for a minute. Then, Sora whistled.

"For realz?" he asked, impressed.

"For realz," Axel confirmed, nodding.

"Anyways," Naminé continued, "Leave it to us."

"I don't think – " Riku started, but was interrupted by Naminé's cry of "BYE, SUCKERS!!!" as she grabbed Roxas by the wrist and dragged him up the stairs.

"Not so fast," a dreamlike, calm, deep voice proclaimed from several hundred stairs above them. Naminé stopped, unable to continue, enraptured by the mysterious voice.

"You have not yet bloomed, young adventurers," the voice continued. The group could see a shadowy figure descending the stairs.

Suddenly, a gentle breeze began to blow, somehow rustling even the hair of our gelled friends, as rose petal after rose petal floated by, filling the staircase and the weary travelers.

"Mmm… these roses smell heavenly," Kairi commented, closing her eyes.

"Yeah… so… nice," Sora replied sleepily. Riku said nothing, because he was beginning to snore.

"Sleepy…" Kairi mumbled, lying on the staircase next to Riku, who was sleeping like a little angel (who would guess he had such a dirty mouth?).

"Me… too…" Sora whispered, falling backwards, landing on top of Riku and Kairi, snoring.

"Why haven't you three succumbed to my charms?!" a pink-haired man in a black coat demanded, unable to comprehend why only three of the six travelers were snoring loudly.

"Marluxia, you forget that we're immune to your scent," Axel reminded, teasingly, assuming a fighting position, a viscious smile on his face.

"Teehee," Naminé giggled, "Silly Marluxia. We've been with you for – how long now?" She giggled evilly and rolled her eyes.

"Impossible!" Marluxia cried, "I cannot accept this!"

"At the beginning, every time someone would even pass you in the hall, he or she would faint dead on the spot." Roxas smirked. "But now…"

"Teehee," Naminé giggled nastily, "Now hand us that key ring you're holding or – "

"Face the consequences, Marly!" Axel declared, his flaming chakrams appearing in his hands.

"Actually, dears, I'm too beautiful to fight, so…" Marluxia said, flipping his flawless and perfectly waved hair, "I propose a trade. My keys to darkness for my hair gel which I know you have, Axel. My fifth wave from the left is falling out of place by 5.4 millimeters."

"Actually, it's your fourth wave from the left that's 2.8 millimeters off," Axel corrected, but we have one more condition to place before we accept your offer."

"Give us back our Gossip Girl DVD!" Roxas exclaimed.

Marluxia sighed deeply, "I grow weary. Fine, I'll give you back your DVD AND the keys, but only if you hand over the hair gel AND I get a kiss from Naminé."

"Deal," Roxas agreed quickly, not even looking at Naminé, nor caring. He just wanted some scandaliciousness.

Naminé's mouth hung open, her eyes glaring at Roxas. He looked away contently as Marluxia drew closer.

Roxas looked at Axel and gestured something with his hand as Axel reached into the inside of his frilly coat, pulled out five bottles of pink hair gel, and threw them at Roxas at lightning speed. Roxas caught them all effortlessly, twirling around and flying in the air in a ninja-like manner. He walked over to Marluxia, shook his hand, then forked over the bottles.

Marly nodded, then drew closer to Naminé, who had turned to face the other way. She then slowly rotated, her look of disgust turning into a smile as it came into Marluxia's view.

"Come here, babe!" Naminé sprang forward, jumped into Marly's arms, and gave him a strong, thirty-second smooch. She then pulled Marluxia's hood over his face and touched his lips with two fingers. "Teehee!"

She pulled the drawstrings of his cloak as hard as she could, and jumped onto the ground, still holding the strings. The hood tightened, covering his eyes.

"Ah! Why'd it turn…daaark, dude?" Marluxia, still in a daze, collapsed onto the floor in a flurry of rose petals.

"Did he just…faint?" Roxas asked incredulously.

"Teehee," Naminé giggled, "It's all in the power of the smooch. Don't forget to grab his keys!"

"And the DVD!" Roxas added.

"Check," Axel confirmed, nodding and approaching Marluxia's sleeping figure—He knelt down next to Marly, looking at his coat. Axel grabbed the key ring from Marluxia's hand and wondered, "Now where is Marly's secret coat pocket?"

Axel continued to think. "Aha!" He exclaimed, "I have a hunch! I think Marly will be very…friendly." Axel giggled. "He's always had a weakness for Naminé…Could you wake him up, please?" He asked politely, turning towards Naminé.

"Teehee…why certainly!" Naminé giggled again, heading over to Marluxia. Once there, she lowered her head and gave him a quick peck on the lips. "Marluxia…open your eyes!" She implored, shaking his shoulders.

Marluxia fluttered his luscious eyelashes (although, nothing in comparison to Roxy's) and whispered, "Naminé?"

"Yes, dearie?" she crooned, like a concerned granny.

"I…am your servant." He declared, standing up and bowing deeply to her. "I and my magnificent beauty exist only to serve you."

"Why, I'm honored." Naminé smiled. "First, what you can do is give Roxas back his Gossip Girl DVD—"

"Uhh…about that…" Marluxia looked down shamefully.

"WHAT'D YOU DO WITH MY SCANDAL ON A DISK?!?" Roxas shrieked, holding his fists up, ready for a fracas.

Marluxia held up his hand, silencing Roxas, rose petals falling to the floor.

"It was not I…it was…the visitor." Marluxia looked relieved to have gotten that off his chest, as if he had just delivered an hour-long speech about hair care.

"The VISITOR?! WHAT THE—"

"*beep*"

"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?"

Now Sora had to censor not only Riku out but Roxas as well. As Sora pulled out a surgical mask from his pocket and put it on, covering his mouth and nose, a muffled, "Geez, dirty mouths must be contagious…" could be heard.

"Hm…I believe you've been acquainted with him quite a few times…he is, you would call him, a 'big, cool, dude'?" Marluxia explained to Axel and Roxas.

"Sorry. I'm the only big, cool, dude that I know of." Axel boasted.

"YEAH!" Roxas agreed.

"Do you want your DVD or not?" Marluxia stated bluntly, angry sparkles radiating from him.

"Yes ma'am—COUGH COUGH! SIR!!!" Roxas yelled.

Marluxia eyed Roxas. "I'll let that pass for now, young one. Shall I take you to the one who possesses your DVD?"

"YES SIR!" Everyone in the party shouted, eager to move the story along whenever possible.

Marluxia chuckled. "Very well. But beware: you may be shocked at what you find." He gracefully turned around while grabbing Naminé's hand, and led her up the stairs. The rest of the party followed.

***

One hour. One long, tortuous hour of walking up stairs, walking down hallways, walking up more stairs, spiking hair (Kairi acquired a particular interest In Marluxia when he gave her hair pointers and lent her some pink gel), walking down more hallways, up ever more stairs, and down yet another hallway all in the company of Marluxia, who spent the whole time talking about his beautiful hair, his beautiful vast rose garden, as well as his own beauty, of course. After the first ten minutes of strenuous walking activity joined with Marly's chatter, and continually after (particularly at 1-minute intervals), a very loud "BEEP!" could be heard throughout the castle.

Finally, once the whole lot of journeyers had been journeyed out, Marluxia stopped in his tracks and did a majestic ballerina-esque twirl, rose petals flying everywhere.

"WE HAVE ARRIVED!" Marluxia exclaimed, hand raised in the air. "TIS JUST DOW TE HALL! Let us continue…"

The group was halfway down the hall when something 'dinged!' in front of them.

Riku lashed out his weapon in the air in an instant. "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Marluxia turned around and replied nonchalantly, "Oh, just the elevator. "No big deal."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?" The whole gang's mouths hung open.

"*BEEP BEEP BEEP* HAIR GEL *BEEP BEEP BEEP* WHAAT *BEEP* YOU *BEEP BEEP* ELEVATOR?!?!?!!? *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!" Riku's dirty mouth had spread to all the members of the party all of a sudden, and Sora was struggling to censor them all out.

Naminé looked at Marluxia with a fake smile on her face. "Honey…now, SINCE WHEN HAS THERE BEEN AN ELEVATOR IN HERE?!" she exploded.

Marluxia was taken aback, and flinched from Naminé's outburst. "Uh…umm….yesterday?"

"And, dearie, WHY DIDN'T WE TAKE THIS NEW ELEVATOR UP HERE?!"

Marluxia flipped his flawless pink locks over his shoulder. "ALL elevators' electromagnetivity make my hair frizz. Duh."

Axel was flaming behind them, just about ready to burn Marluxia's head adornments off, when he noticed that the elevator doors were opening, a figure inside them.

"Whoa! Something in this story that actually makes sense!" he exclaimed, happily.

All eyes were drawn to the elevator as a male figure emerged from it. He was carrying a freshly baked loaf of bread, and sported a baker's hat and shirt, along with flour smudges on his face of fair complexion.

The tall man smiled and exclaimed happily, "Hey, guys! Long time no see!"

Kairi fainted after letting out a fangirlish squeal. The rest gasped.

It was Cloud.