HØere With Yondaime

By: DracoAries.

Written: 18th of February, 2007.

Disclaimer: Yondaime Hokage & Sarutobi (c) Masashi Kishimoto.

Inspired by: My friend Scarlet Butterfly and other fan fictions.

Reason: She loves him an awful lot. There are so many fan fictions with ask this-and-this-person, but not with Yondaime.

Summary:

We have all read ask NARUTO characters fan fictions. But this time it's with Yondaime.

Chapter 10:

The camera is turned on in Yondaime's office.

"Hello, you cool fans! This is 'Here With Yondaime', but not the last show after all. You heard me! It's NOT the last show! I know I said so, but I changed my mind, since you didn't want me to quit. Happy? Yeah, me too! And I'm sorry I didn't respond yesterday, but I've been very busy. I'm leaving for London in two days, so... you know... I'm gonna stay there for a couple of days, but I promise I'll answer more when I get home. Still, I think I have time to answer a few questions today."

Yondaime picks up a paper.

"Okay then, from ItachiUchiha17. Hey, ain't I supposed to kill you? No, Itachi died I think... oh, whatever.

Why does Kakashi keep denying his man love for Iruka?

I dunno, 'cause he doesn't want to be called gay by Obito? Maybe I should ask him!? Yeah, I'll do that.

ØIs he doing it because he actually has man love for Obito and can't admit it or show it unless he beats the crap out of Obito?

Um... noooo...? I don't think so. I mean, he's totally in love with little Iruka, right? And besides, Obito's together with Rin. And why would he have to beat him up? I mean... why?

Does Rin have woman love for Hinata?

Uh... no!? Come on, she's like twelve years older than her."

He picks up a new paper.

"I know this goes fast, but I don't have a choice. Veeeery busy! So, questions from RuKiA RoJaS.

Are you gay?

Nnnno! Why do you think that? I have a son, dammit. With a woman! But I still don't know who she is.

Do you know how to dance?

Why, yes, of course! I danced for you, or rather stripped, some days ago. I kick ass!

ØDuring a night, if a drunken woman ask you to sleep with her, what will you anwser?:
A: "Yes baby!"
B: "Eat shit ,you freakin woman!"
C: Slap her in the face and steal all her money and run away.
D: None of these answer (must explain then).
I have to say D. It has happened already, but shhhh. Must exokain? Okay then! Um... First I'd pull her pants/skirt down, shove my foot up her ass, then a-... hmmmm... I get this feeling that this has happened before!? Oh well! Okay, I'd be like, 'Not before I'm drunk, you drunk weirdo!', and then I'd be like... I dunno, I'd just do what I'd feel like, I guess."

He walks over to the camera when Sarutobi comes in and asks why he was done so quickly.

"Don't have time! Have to pack, you know... Dudes, I'm sorry, but like I said, I don't have more time. Answer the rest in some days. Oh, and you can ask questions for Hayate, Genma, Izumo, Kotetsu and Raidou next time. So do that, will you? Bye!"

He turns the camera off.