Me-(Waving arms around)Yo Yo Everyone, we iz back!
Carly-What's up with all of this? (Waves arms around)
Me-I don't know, I feel rapper. Let's get it starting!
Spencer-Wazup home dawg!
Me-HEY! Don't be a copy cat!
Spencer-XP
Me-Whutevz!
Freddie-Aren't you emo or something?
Sam-YOU'RE EMO!
Me-What the...I"M NOT EMO! I just happen to wear dark cloth allot, and use black eyeliner. That doesn't mean...
Mrs B-Whatevz let's see what's up in da' house!
Everyone stares at her.
ME-How did you get out of the room, we never actually unlocked the door.
Mrs B-I stole the key from Freight Train's pocket.
Freight Train-(Checks pocket) Aw man!
Me-Man! I wanted to leave her there for 2 more chapters...or 10...or 50...or...
Mrs B-HEY!
Me-Okay enough chit chat let's see what's in my magical review paper.
I show everyone a black paper with white words.
Freddie-See! Emo right there!
Me-(Eye twitches)
Freddie-Sorry!
Me-Our first reviewer is DaydreamKid:
tyler and socko-have you ever thought about starting a buisness?
Socko-Actully we have.
Tyler-A sock and ties company.
Socko-We might call it...
Socko and Tyler-The Socks and Ties!
Me-Cool! I would totally go buy my school socks there! I'll go with crazy socks. My friends would be so jealous.
Freddie-Would you buy black socks?
Me-SHUT IT!
Freddie-(Curls in a ball)
Me-Your getting really annoying Freddie. Wanna sit in the corner?
Freddie-NO! Please not the corner!
Me-Freight Train
Freight Train-(Carries Freddie to the corner while he screams NO!)
Me-Now that THAT is over, let's see what's next...
i dare sam and melanie to actually have a sisterly phone conversation (must be on speaker phone)
Me-(Hands Sam my iPhone while it starts to ring) Here!
Sam-(Takes it)Fine!
Melanie-Hello!
Sam-Hey Melanie, it's Sam.
Melanie-Hey Sam, how are you doing?
Sam-Okay. How about you?
Melanie-Fine. How's Freddie?
Sam-Uh...
Melanie-...And Carly
Sam-Oh...fine, they're both fine. Freddie got sent to the corner though.
Melanie-Oh...not to be rude or anything, but why are you calling me Sam?
Sam-(Sighs)Because some weird fan dared me to have a sisterly conversation with you.
Melanie-Oh. Well, I gotta go, I got to attend to this new helping club in school.
Sam-Oh, okay.
Melanie-I...I really miss you Sam.
Sam-(Sniffs)I miss ya' too Melanie.
All-AW!
Melanie-Well...I hope I see you soon Sam, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I'll see you.
Sam-That sounds oddly familiar. But okay. Bye.
Melanie-Bye sis, love you.
Sam-(Tear falls down her cheek)Love you...too (Starts crying)
Carly-(Hugs Sam)AW Sam!
Freddie-That was so un-Sam.
Me-Corner! Now!
Freddie-Promise I won't call you...that certainty word.
Me-Okay, now sit down.
Freddie-(Sits down next to Sam who stopped crying)YAY
Me-That was so emotional!
Mrs B-Freddie, did you put on your ointment before coming here?
Freddie-Mom! Of course...
We all stare at him
Freddie-(Nervously)No! What is ointment anyways?
Mrs B-h Freddy Bear, you know that horrible rash you get if you don't wear it.
Freddie-MOM!
Me-Payback! HAHAHA! But this will get you out of the embarrassment...
i dare mrs. b to stop being so over preotective for 5 chapters
Mrs B-HOW CAN I! I can't let my child do whatever he wants!
Me-Just, don't tell him what to do, it gets pretty annoying.
All-No chiz!
Mrs B-OKAY!
Me-Good! Let's see, next is Super Saiyan 4 Majin Goku
Freddie: I'm running out of ideas so just read a few (In this case 50) HarryXHermione fics.
Me-I used to like that couple, but now I like RonXHermione better xD
Freddie-(Sighs and grabs his laptop)Fine!
Spencer-I'm still reading that other story, I'm in chapter 10! It's pretty interesting.
Me-Cool! But still, the author updated now it's like 100 chapters.
Spencer-(Checks)AHH!
Me-HAHa! Hey Tyler, is your arm better?
Tyler-Hmm fine, the doctor said I'll be out of this cast in 2 weeks or so.
Me-Oh! Yor gonna love this dude!
Tyler-Why?
Tyler: Sorry about the last dare I gave you, here. *Tosses Tyler some Full Restores* Don't ask how but I modified those so they'd heal you.
Tyler-YAY! Thanks dude, your my new best friend!
Spencer-I thought I was your best friend.
Tyler-Actually your my second best friend.
Spencer-(Turning back to the PC) Fine!
Me-Ha! OMG hear this guys
Mrs. B: You have to watch Ghost Rider (I like the movie, plus, I get the feeling that she might act slightly normal afterwards, if not use this, *Tosses you the Alternate-Personality-inator (I swiped it from Doofensmirtz) which looks like a mallet*)
Me-Haha I love that movie, and Phineas and Ferb!
Mrs B-Isn't that the movie you wanted to watch last year Teddy...I mean Freddie?
Freddie-Yes. But you didn't let me go!
Mrs B-It was rated R!
Me-That doesn't matter now! Let's all go watch Ghost Rider!
Mrs B-Fine!
(After the movie)
Me-So, did you like the movie Mrs Benson?
Mrs B-It was...AWESOME!
Me-0.o
Freddie-What did you do to her?
Carly-Uhh...
Sam-This just gets more interesting by the second.
Me-Mrs Benson, are you okay?
Mrs B-I'll be right back Liif3.
Me-Where are you...(She leaves) and there she goes.
Freddie-Is she okay? I hope she doesn't get hit by a car or anything.
Sam-Your starting to sound like your mother!
Me-OMG! Its like they switched bodies :O
Socko-Hmmm...that could happen.
Me-(Shrugs)Oh well.
Socko: I dare you to read any story that LiiF3 tells you to read, and the coupon won't get you out of it.
Socko-(About to give me the coupon but hears the end and sighs)Okay, which one?
Me-Hmmm...I want you to read the most cheesiest, lovey dovey story ever made in fan fiction.
Socko-Which is...?
Me-I don't know xD
Socko-How am I supposed to read something that you don't know.
Freddie-That makes no seance.
Me-Haha...read...the same story Spencer is reading :D
Socko-WHAT! Are you Kidding me!
Me-No!
Socko-(Grabbing a PC) I hate you
Me-Love you too! :D nEXT in the list id iLet it Rock
Sam, how come you sticked your tongue in Freddie's ear?
Sam-YOU CAN"T PROVE ANYTHING!
Me-(Shows her a video of he tong being sticked on Freddie's ear)
Sam-I have no idea.
Me-Lolz.
Freddie, if someone was using Sam by dating her to make someone jealous, would you try to protect Sam from not getting hurt?
Freddie-Protect her form what?
Me-From getting hurt! Man smart people are dumb when it comes to love.
Freddie-(Sighs)Maybe...
Me-Okay than...
Freddie, did you know that when you and Carly danced, Sam walked in on you and Carly dancing?
Freddie glares at Sam.
Freddie-Uh...no...
Sam-Oh...
Me-NEXT!
Sam, you and Melanie must work together and pull a prank on Lewbert.
Sam-(Stands up holding a bat)Get the blond here!
Melanie-Already here!
They awkwardly hug.
Me-TO BUSHWELL PLAZA!
(At Bushwell plaza)
Lewber was sleeping. Melanie quietly walked in and placed a walkie talkie behind the radio and went up to the iCarly studio.
Freddie set up the TV to show Lewbert sleeping.
Sam-(Screams to walkie talkie)HELLO!
Lewbert falls out of his chair.
Sam-THIS IS NOT A DRILL, GET YOUR BUT IMMEDIATELY TO THE WART CONVENTION!
Lewbert-Wart convention?
Melanie-Yes! It' is near the super marked at Seattle next to Pie street.
Lewbert-I'm so there!
Sam-Wait till he finds out!
We all run to see were Lewbert was headed in his car.
Me-A car wash?
Melanie and Sam-Wait for it.
Lewbert goes into the car wash without noticing.
Lewbert-What the...
His car gets sprayed with glue and feathers, and since his windows were down, he got all covered with glue and feathers.
Lewbert-AH! THIS ISN'T THE WART CONVENTION!
All-HAHA!
We go back to the main studio.
Melanie-That was fun!
Sam-Yeah!
Melanie-It was nice seeing you.
Sam-(Smiled)
They hugged.
All-Aw!
Melanie leaves.
Me-Cute!...let's see what's next...TippyToeZombie!
I dare you all to spontaneously combust and then have your bodies reform completely unharmed.
Me-(Takes out magic wand) Ready?
All-WHAT?
A black light appears then all of a sudden our bodies were all weird. Our arms in our heads, face in our feet, nose in our butts, ears were our eyes are supposed to go, eyes on the back of our heads, legs were our arms were supposed to go...etc...
Spencer-My butt smells nice!
Carly-EW!
Sam-HAHA!
Gibby-I can get used to this!
Me-NOT ME!
Bob-Even I got transformed!
Me-Your still ugly!
Bob-:(
Me-Freight Train just looks like a kill machine!
Freight Train-HEY! Is that a compliment?
Me-I...guess...
Freight Train-Good!
Me-Let's get back to normal!
All-YEAH!
I get us all back to normal with my magic wand!
Me-YAY! I missed my head being were it supposed to be!
All-Me too!
Me-Let's see what's next...
I dare you all to have superpowers except for Mrs. Benson and your superpowers do not work on Liif3, Freight Train, or Bob.
Me-Very smart TippyToeZombie!
Sam-I Call invisible! (Goes invisible)
Carly-I want to fly! (Flies around)
Spencer-LASER EYES! (Eyes start shooting lasers)
Freddie-Hmm...telekinesis! (Lifts table with mind)
Tyler and Socko- X-Ray vision! HEY!
Me-You can both have it
Socko and Tyler-YAY!
Gibby-BELCH MAN!
Me-Phineas and Ferb?
Gibby-YeP! (Burps really loud causing a small earthquake)
Bob and I-I'll be fast! HEY! No I will! Shut it! Grr!
Carly-You can both be fast!
Me-I bet I'm faster than you!
Bob-I am, I'm faster than SONIC!
Me-Ha! Sonic is nothing against me!
Bob-Your nothing against Sonic!
Freight Train-(Hugs us really tight and leaves us breathless) That's my super power!
Me-OUCH!...anyways, next is SimonandJeanetteAreBest:
All: Hermione with Ron, Harry, or Draco?
Carly, Freddie and Socko-HARRY!
Tyler, Spencer, Bob and I-RON!
Freight Train-Draco!
Me-You lose Freight Train! Ron and Hermione is a waay better couple!
Sam-YEAH!
Freddie-NO WAY! Hermione and Harry are better!
We all start to argue about who's a better couple.
Freight Train hugs us all tightly then let's us go.
Freight Train-I love my super power!
Me-Okay...anyways...
Sam: I dare you to make a music video for Madonna's "Borderline", wearing the same outfit she wore! And what 80's costume were you supposed to wear for iCarly before you saw the Bigfoot thing (from iBelieve in Bigfoot)?
Sam-It was similar to Carly's exept that I had two pony tails with big red bows on it, same skirt, neon sneakers and pink leggings, something like that I don't remember much.
Me-Now...do the video...
Sam-(Sighs)Okay, but can we do that next chapter?
Me-Why?
Sam-Cuz...I'm hungry, mama wants some ribs!
Me-Bob, feed her!
Bob gives her ribs.
Me-He's like my personal butler! Anyways...
All: Do you watch Glee? If so, fav character?
Spencer-I do, sometimes, well once I did, and there was this chick, blond hair in a pony tail, she was hot!
Me-Okay! Anyone else?...okay than...
Spencer: Why are you growing your hair so long? It's freaking me out!
Spencer-(Touching his hair)Hey! I blow dire it every morning and I shouldn't of said that.
Carly-You do!
Me-Don't you live with him?
Carly-Yeah but...that explains why I saw my blow drier is always in your bathroom!
Spencer-YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING CARLY SHAY!
Carly-HAHA!
Me-I have a guy friend that irons his hair too! Funny dude...
Carly: If Griffen tried to take you back as his GF, would you accept?
Carly-I don't know...maybe...depends...
Me-The weird doll things...?
Carly-Yeah...
Me-Well than...next! This is a good one!
Gibby: *hands coupon* If it's OK with the other two readers, here's a coupon to take your shirt off for one chap. If it's not OK, just ignore this.
Gibby-(About to take shirt off)YE-
Me-Next Chapter!
Gibby-AW MAN!
Me-Like she said, if it's okay with the other reader who dared you not to take it off.
Carly-I love that song!
Me-Huh?
Carly-Take it off!
Me-Haha me too! Anyways...
Bob-(Takes review paper away) I'll read this one.
Me-Why?
Bob-Just let me read
Me-FINE!
Liif3: Who is the hottest guy you're interviewing right now?
Bob-Obviously me!
Me-I'm not interviewing you!
Bob-So?
Me-Whatever...hmm...hottest guy...I guess...Freddie?
Freddie-YEAH!
Me-(Laughs)
Tyler-Aren't I hot?
Me-Kinda...but hey I'm a teenager! And your like twenty-six! I don't date old guys!
Freddie-We're not gonnada-
Me-Don't even think about it!
Sam-You better!
Me-Huh?
Sam-...Uh...bring me some ham Bob...yeah...?
Me-Hey! I tell Bob what to, Bob! get Sam ham! xD
Bob gets Sam some ham.
Me-Next is GotLostInHisEyes
Gibby-Who's eyes Freddies?
Me-NO! WHAT? It's a pen name from a reviewer! I don't like Freddie okay! He's all Sam's.
Sam and Freddie-Uh...0.o
Me-Whatever...
Sam: How Do you really feel about Freddie?
Freddie: How Do You really feel about Sam?
And rember they have a liedector...
Lie detector magically appear on they're feet.
Sam disappears.
Me-Sam, stop it with the superpower, your first, and if you lie you'll get shocked.
Freddie-HAHA!
Me-You too Freddie!
Freddie-Oh!
Sam-(Deep breath) I guess, I think he's a geek, nerd, tech-freak, kill joy, boy with psycho mother, loser, will live alone with cat...should I go on?
Me-Not what he is, what you feel about him, when you seem him.
Sam-He makes me wanna puke!
Sam gets shocked.
Sam-OW!
Me-Truth!
Sam-That is! (Gets shocked)
Sam-FINE! The boys cute!
No shock.
Me-Freddie?
Freddie-I feel that Sam can be mean, evil, violent, sneaky...
Sam-Get on with it!
Freddie-But even though she's all that...and more...she's a great friend when you get to know her...and I...like her.
Sam smiled.
Me-Man, that makes Sam speech suck.
Sam-Shut it!
Me-My bad!
Sam and Freddie stand up and hug.
Me-CUTE! Now, here's a dare from Boris Yeltsin:
I dare Carly dresses like a baby and Freddie and Sam have to play her parents.
Carly, Sam and Freddie-Do we really...?
Me-Yes! Go!
Carly changes into a diaper a pink shirt that says I love mommy and daddy and a pacifier.
Sam-Aw...look at the wittle baby
Carly-(Starts crying)
Freddie-Oh no! She's crying!
Sam-Give her some ribs or something, I'm gonna go eat ham.
Freddie-You have to help me feed her!
Sam-No I don't!
Carly-(Cries louder)
Sam-SHUT HER UP!
Freddie-JUST GIVE HER SOME HAM FROM YOUR PURSE
Sam-FINE! (Gives Carly a big piece of ham)
Carly-(Eats the ham happily)
Freddie-Finally!
Carly-(Throws ham away)Carry me!
Sam and Freddie look at each other. They sigh. Sam grabs Carly's arms and Freddie her legs.
Carly-Weeeh!
Me-Okay! Back to normal!
Freddie and Sam-(Let Carly go)YES!
Carly-OW!
Carly changes.
Me-Okay, now we have a big dare from iLet it Rock, TippyToe Zombie and Super Saiyan 4 Majin Goku:
Sam:You have to make out with Freddie in the middle of the whole school for a half hour.
Sam-WHAT? I said I preferred doing that than kissing Carly, which I do, but not now! XP
Freddie-I don't even wanna kiss her! XP
Me-Oh come on guys! It's a dare you STILL have to do it!
Sam and Freddie-(Sigh)
Me-TO RIDGE WAY HIGH!
(At the school)
Sam and Freddie stand in the hallway and a bunch of kids stare at them. They start to make out.
Spencer-So...won't they need air, I mean, a half hour sucking face?
Me-Haha...I guess. Who wants to play Monopoly?
All-Me!
(Half hour later)
Some dude-WAY TO GO FREDDIE! (People start clapping and cheering and whistling)
Sam and Freddie walk towards us still playing Monopoly.
Sam-Well...let's go.
Me-Oh! I WIN HAHA!
(Back at the studio)
Me-We have another big dare from seddiecreddie12, iLet it Rock, DaydreamKid and SimonandJeanetteAreBest:
Freddie-Beat up Nevel!
Freddie-Wow, three people did the same dare?
Me-Yep, Bob, get Nevel!
(1 minute later)
Nevel-I'm here, what do you want?
Freddie-This! (Punches Nevel in the face)
Nevel-Freddie! I will tell your mother.
Me-She was supposed to watch but she kinda ran off after watching Ghost Rider.
Freddie starts punching Nevel. Nevel tries to slap Freddie but doesn't. Next thing we knew, Nevel was out cold in the floor.
Me-Okay Freddie, I think you went too violent on the poor nerd.
Sam-Wow Fredbag, I never thought you had it in ya'
Freddie-There's allot of tings you don't know about me Puckett.
Me-Well that's all for this time, PEACE OUT PPLZ!
ALL-PEACE OUT!...