Well...Deidara and I-…Dei-kun?...where is he? Tooobbiii!!!
Tobi: Yes Kari-chan?
Where are Deidara and Axel?
Tobi: Tobi doesn't know…they were here just a minute ago…
(SLAM)
Deidara: FUCK YOU AXEL!!!
Axel: WHAT DID I DO?!
Deidara: YOU TOLD DANA SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW UN!
--'…um…I think we found them Tobi…
Tobi: …wow…Tobi didn't know Deidara-senpai had such a colorful vocabulary…
Oo…where have you been for the past few years?
Tobi: …Here…why?
…--'…right…never mind Tobi……anywho…I don't own Naruto or KH…or anything else I forgot to mention…ON WITH THE CHAP!!!
Annoyance…
Kari twitched at the sound of the jashinist's voice. "Deidara!!! You're going to HELL…do you know that?!" Kari noticed that Deidara was nearing explosion by his voice. "Yes Hidan…I know that I'm going to hell…I am an S-class criminal…and have killed over 50 people this past month…" Deidara is trying not to lose his temper…poor Dei… Thought Kari. Axel stared at the door. He then turned to Sasori. Sasori seems to be annoyed…but…that's weird…from what I've seen…he's very good at hiding his emotion… Suddenly, the door burst open. Deidara came in followed by Hidan and Kakuzu. Deidara's face showed how annoyed he was. He mouthed the words help me. Kari sighed and cleared her throught. "Um…Hidan?" The jashinist turned to her. "Do you think you can behave for the remainder of this mission? No curses. no rituals-" Hidan interrupted her at that point, "What do you mean no RITUALS?! Hell no!! I have to do at least one ritual a day!!" Kari remained calm. "I understand that Hidan, but if you do rituals on the villagers then we'd get in trouble with Tsunade…" Hidan scoffed. "Fuck Tsunade!!! She can go to hell!!!" At this Kari snapped. She respected this Hokage. After all, it wasn't every Hokage that trust so called S-class criminals with the life of one of her friends. "Don't you EVER say that again baka!!! Don't you know that Tsunade deserves your respect?! She's trusting us with the life of her most trusted ninja!! So STFU and stop YELLING!!" Kari yelled. Hidan was now shivering and hiding behind Kakuzu. "O-o-ok…I'm sorry Kari-chan…I didn't mean to upset you…" Hidan stated, frightened. He knew what happened when someone upset Kari. The last time he had upset her…he was in the hospital for about a month. He never wanted to upset her EVER again. After Kari had regained her composer, the group turned to the XIII members. Axel seemed unaffected by the shouts coming from Kari. Demnyx on the other hand. he was in the corner of his cell…shaking like a mad man. Deidara and Sasori burst out laughing. They were used to that when it came to Hidan. "Don't worry water dork! Kari-chan was just putting Hidan in line yeah!" Deidara reassured the poor teen. Demnyx nodded slowly but kept to his corner…still shaking. Kari smiled warmly at him. "Calm down Aqua…I'm not gonna hurt you. I'll beat the crap outta Hidan if he keeps it up but…you'll be ok.." At those words (and the tone of voice) Demnyx stopped shaking and inched back to his place by the bars. "So…Angel…when do we eat?" Demnyx asked. Kari smirked. "Soon. I'll bring you guys some food soon." She went back to the seat she was sitting in when Axel had first woke up. She grabbed her i-phone and started to listen to the song she was listening to. "I only think in the form of crunching numbers…" After that song ended, she started to sing a different one. "When you walk away you don't hear me say please oh baby don't go, simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go…you're giving me, too many things lately, you're all I need (oooh) you smiled at me, and said, don't get me wrong I love you, but does that mean I have to meet your father? When we are older you'll understand what I meant when I said no. I don't think life is quite that simple" The Akatsuki members and both Axel and Demnyx had suddenly became entranced by Kari's voice. They all were paying close attention to her singing. "The daily thins, that keep us all busy are confusing me. That's when you came to me, and said, wish I could prove I love you, but does that mean I have to walk on water? When we are older you'll understand it's enough when I say so, and maybe some things are that simple. When you walk away, you don't hear me say, please oh baby, don't go. Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all, nothings like before." As she finished the song Hidan smiled. "That was fucking beautiful!!" Kari smiled. "Thanks freak!" Hidan twitched. "Who're you calling a freak you fucking bitch?" "STFU!" All eyes turned to Axel. "What was that redhead?" Hidan asked, unsure of what he had just heard. "I said STFU and leave Angel alone!" Hidan was taken back a bit by Axel's bravery. If he was a part of XIII, then he should know what Hidan was. "Do you have any idea who you're talking to, you fucking idiot?" Hidan asked. "Of course. You're Hidan. The immortal jashinist. I just don't give a damn!" Hidan Stared at Axel in disbelief. In fact, all the Akatsuki members present and Demnyx Seemed to be staring at said jinchuriki. Suddenly, Hidan broke the bars to Axel's cell and tried to stab him with his scythe. Axel dodged and kicked Hidan in the stomach. Hidan went flying into the opposite wall. Hidan got back up to his feet and charged at Axel. Axel quickly did hand signs. "Katon: Phoenix flower no jutsu!" Hidan yelled in agony as the flames burned off his face. After healing, he turned to Axel. "WTF ARE YOU?!" Hidan asked, fear showing in his voice. Only Kari had ever beat him so bad in such a short amount of time. "I'm a jinchuriki…" All eyes (except Kari and Sasori) widened. Hidan got up and went to stand by Kakuzu, deciding to keep his mouth shut. That is, until he thought of a way to annoy the redhead. "You have a fucking crush on Kari, don't you redhead?" Axel glared at our poor idiotic jashinist before kicking him where it hurts. "Shit!" Hidan yelled, doubling over. Axel went back to sit in his cell. He didn't feel like getting beat by Kari again. He had learned his lesson the first time unlike the religious idiot. Deidara glared at the redhead. He has a crush on Kari? (scoff) There's no way she'd pick him over me un. He thought. The jashinist decided to leave the jinchuriki alone and bother Deidara. "Yo bird boy!" (BOOM) Hidan's head exploded thanks to one of Deidara's birds. "Don't you EVER call me that again yeah!!!" Deidara yelled as Hidan healed. Hidan decided to keep his mouth shut for awhile to recover from the abuse he had just taken. Kakuzu realized he was missing something. "Has anyone seen my- HIDAN!!!YOU ASS! GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!!" Kakuzu started to beat our poor abused jashinist to get his wallet out of Hidan's pocket…
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A few weeks later., Kari was on guard duty again. Suddenly…(BOOM) The far wall exploded. "If that's you Dei you'd better have a good explanation!" Kari yelled. But it wasn't Deidara who answered "Ha-ha! Sorry! I don't know who you're talking about!" A blonde girl stepped out of the smoke, followed by a guy with black hair with purple bangs. (I changed Saix a bit because I don't like the way his hair looks…) "Larxene…Saix…" Axel stated. "Hey there cutie! How ya feeling?" Larxene asked. "I was fine till you showed! Get outta here! You guys are just gonna get caught!" Axel lied. Truth was, he didn't want Kari to get hurt. Larxene laughed. "Yeah, right. Us? Get hurt? You forgot who you're talking to Axel?" Axel sighed. He knew they wouldn't fall for it. Kari dodged a bunch of kunai that Saix threw. Suddenly, Larxene came up behind her and tried to stab Kari's heart. Kari moved but got stabbed in the arm. "Shit!" Kari yelled. She suddenly felt strange. Her eyes widened as she realized that Larxene had dipped that kunai in poison. Kari felt herself getting a fever. "Damnit!" Axel went and caught Kari as she fainted. He felt her forehead and glared at Larxene. "What you do that for?!" He yelled. (Reminder. Hidan broke the cell…and Tsunade is too lazy to get it fixed…) Larxene looked at him, puzzled. "What do you mean? I got her outta the way…" Axel's glare darkened. "Get out NOW!! I'm here because I'm here because that is my mission you idiots!" Larxene and Saix gave one final glance at Axel and disappeared. Axel turned his attention back to Kari. He grabbed her phone and called Sasori….