South Park 2014
Cartman is sitting at stark's pond feeling dejected
Cartman: you can't live with it forever!
Cartman looks into the lake; a flashback appears out of the lake showing the events of the American-Canadian war. Out of nowhere, jimmy appears
Jimmy: Eric
Cartman jumps
Cartman: ah! Oh god you scared me!
Jimmy sits next to him
Jimmy: Eric, you were a member of l-aa-laaa-la Resistance, is that correct?
Cartman: Yeah, why?
Jimmy: I thought it was pretty damn cool how you were able to stop the end of the world right?
Cartman: well, yeah… I mean it's not like I can use that piece of metal anymore, not since Kenny wished for everything to go the way it was and then came back 3 days later
Jimmy: Well Eric, I've been thhinking
Cartman: What?
Jimmy: …Maybe you should see a d-d-doctor
Cartman: no, they'll just put a giant balloon up my ass
Jimmy: Well, what I meant was, a therapist
Cartman: …I guess, I usually get these things when something big is about to happen, something that will impact my life
Jimmy takes note of what Cartman says
Jimmy: So wait a minute, you're somehow… able to predict if something really bad is going to happen to you?
Cartman: that's right
Jimmy: you really need to see psychologist!
Cartman agrees, they head to Stan's house where Stan, Butters, Clyde and Leroy Mullens are writing Biographies and Leroy is studying the war
Stan: and that's when chef told me all I have to do is find the clitoris
Leroy sniggers
Leroy: Do you even know what the clitoris is?
Stan: It's this big round pink thing
Leroy: [laughing] Oh my god!
The door gets knocked on, Leroy proceeds to open it, and Cartman, Jimmy, Kyle and Kenny are there
Cartman: Hi, can we speak to Stan please?
Leroy: Stan, it's for you
Stan walks up to them
Stan: oh hey Cartman
Cartman: hey Stan, I need you to come to psychology with me
Stan: …why do you need to bring your friends with you?
Kyle: Cartman claims he's predicting an event that affects him, and we need to be there for his comfort
Stan: …Fine!
Stan goes with them
South Park Phsychology Center
