Yeahhhh…sorry the chap is a bit later then usual, but unfortunately I discovered how much fun the final fantasy games are and kinda forgot…heh…
Ok, and the hugs go toooo…insert drumroll… loading and chola!111! wooh!
addenza, you receive a extra special hug for giving me one in the reveiw
p.s. I don't own d.gray-man..or final fantasy….or Scooby doo.
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Lavi activated his innocence and looked for the Akuma. Kanda ran out from under the tree, sword in hand. Allen pointed towards the sky; a large Akuma in the shape of a bird suddenly landed in front of them.
'Che,' Kanda smirked, 'Is that all? A five year old could take you down.'
The Akuma walked closer to them and held up a wing.
'I wouldn't kill me if I were you,' He said.
'Oh yeah?' Lavi said, gritting his teeth, 'Why not?'
'Because miss Road has your friends, and I'm the only one here who knows the way to where they are. Now either you kill me and spend god knows how long looking for them, or not kill me and be there in ten minutes.'
'Like we'd believe that,' Kanda snarled, placing his finger on the blade of his mugen, 'Inno-'
Suddenly, Lavi leapt onto Kanda's back and clamped his hand over Kanda's mouth. Kanda almost exploded with anger and threw the red-head off.
'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!'
'He can lead us to Clara and Mr. Samuels quicker! Without this guy we might never find them!'
'You stupid idiot! He's only going to wait until we have our guard down, and then blow our heads off!'
'But-!'
'Uh, guys?'
Kanda and Lavi looked Allen. Allen pointed to the Akuma.
'If he was going to blow our heads off when our guard was down, wouldn't he have done it by now?'
The two eighteen year olds looked at the Akuma, who was looking up at the sky, tapping his foot impatiently. Kanda sweat dropped.
'Che, fine, but you two better not get this screwed up and let him shoot us.'
'Aw, come on, Yuu,' Lavi complained, 'Its not like you get affected by an Akuma bullet anyway, I'm the only one here who does, I'm the one who should be complaining…'
Kanda rolled his eyes. The Akuma looked at them.
'Well? Are you coming?'
'Yes,' Allen sighed as the three of them walked forward, 'we are.'
'Good, then follow me.'
The bird-like Akuma spread its wings and took off into the air. The three boys chased in the direction it was flying, not daring to let it out of sight.
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The Akuma landed in front of an old, run down house in the middle of the dense forest. It was starting to get dark.
'The ones you seek are in there,' The Akuma said lazily as the exorcists caught up to him, panting. 'Anyway, I'm now to self destruct so…'
Suddenly, the Akuma started glowing. Allen gave a horrified cry and quickly activated his arm, rushed forward, and impaled the Akuma with it. The Akuma exploded, and Allen gave a sigh of relief.
'Thank god…'
Kanda rolled his eyes, tired of Beansprout's constant soft heartedness. It was going to get him killed one day.
'Don't look at me like that' Allen said, knowing what Kanda looked like even though he was behind him, 'That soul got to go to heaven.'
'Yeah? So? What good will you be to the order if you get killed for one lousy Akuma? You've got to harden up a bit.'
'Says the man in love with Clara,' Lavi said in a sing-song voice.
'WHAT WAS THAT?!' Kanda growled, suddenly holding the tip of his sword to Lavi's chest.
'Well, you mock Allen for being kind, when you are in love with Clara, one of the kindest girls I've met... Just seemed kind of hypocritical...And put the sword away, you might hurt someone.'
'That's the idea, I think…' Allen sighed.
'Shut up! And I'm not in love with Clara!'
'Whatever you say, Yuu…'
Kanda was about to kill them, but they both started walking towards the house so he had no choice but to follow.
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Entering the house, the exorcists felt a strange cold chill wash over them. As Lavi closed the door behind them, a great cloud of dust rose from the rush of air, causing Allen to cough. Looking down the empty hallway, they saw numerous doors and other joining hallways. The light was dim.
Far off, they heard a creak. Timcanpy shivered in fear and burrowed itself down Allen's coat.
'Ok,' Lavi said, 'Ladies and gentleman we have just walked into Scooby doo.'
Allen smirked. Kanda looked confused.
'Scooby what?'
'Uh, nothing, um...So what now?'
'Let's split up, Gang!' Allen smiled.
Lavi and Allen had to hold fits of laughter at the bad joke. Kanda decided to ignore it.
'We don't need to,' He said, bending down, 'Look.'
The other two boys looked at the floor. It was completely covered with dust, but here and there were shiny bits of floor in the shape of foot prints.
'Cool,' Lavi grinned, 'Now we just follow it to the right door and-'
Suddenly, Lavi's voice stopped. Kanda and Allen stood up to see why, and discovered the junior Bookman had vanished. The two remaining boy's sweat dropped.
'Bean sprout, is this one of your Scooby doo jokes?'
'Not that I know of…'
'Shit.'
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And so ends anther crappy chapter. First of all, I'm really very sorry for all the Scooby jokes, I just couldn't' resist...And for those of you who say they didn't have Scooby doo back then, they also didn't have mechanical demons and big flat screen color TVs. So please review!
