Gage The Hedgehog: :)

Previously on Big Brother

It was a fresh start to the beginning of the second week and what better way to celebrate than to recycle the challenge from last week and make it new again! Eight of the housemates were handcuffed together in pairs while the other four are free at the cost of a 25% chance of getting evicted first? What will happen today?

Not much honestly but you should still stayed tuned!

This is Big Brother: Cuddlefest


12:42pm – The Kitchen

"Who do you prefer, Selena Gomez or Ariana Grande?" Mabel asked Spongebob, Gumball, Dipper & Star.

"Who are they again?" Gumball replied in response.

"They're pop singers," Dipper answered, "She's been obsessed with those two since last year! She used to be into boy bands until some incident put her off from them forever."

"So they're like Taylor Swift?" Star wondered.

Marco nodded in response, "Yes, they're exactly like Taylor Swift. I wish this generation has better music!"

Dipper agreed, "I know right! I miss when music wasn't about drugs and high doses of love! The '80s were so much better!"

Rigby popped in the room, hearing the word "eighties". With a grin, he butted into the conversation.

"Yeah, where did all the good music go? Now it's just 'Watch me whip, watch me nae nae!' and a lot of partying and drinking," Rigby blurted out loud as he drank a soda from the fridge.

"Are you serious, Rigby? There's plenty of good mainstream songs."

"Name one."

" 'See You Again' by Wiz Khalifa," Mabel answered immidately.

"Other than that song."

" 'Locked Away' by R. City."

"He's locked away because he did drugs obviously!" Rigby responded.

"How about 'Drag Me Down' by One Direction?"

"Ew!" Rigby said in disgust, "Do I look like a teenage girl?"

"Well I'm a girl and I'm almost a teenager, so yes."

"The Campfire Song Song!"

"No SpongeBob, that's just a song you made up!" Rigby pointed out.

"It's still a song!" SpongeBob defended.

"Whatever man."


2:55pm – The Living Room

It was early afternoon in the living room and one of the paired housemates was talking about a relationship that concerned another two certain housemates. Meanwhile, they were playing Go Fish with the poker/playing cards from the Las Vegas challenge. However, some other housemates walked in.

"How ya doing you two?" asked Eileen as she walked into the room. Next to her was Jimmy Neutron, the kid genius.

"Hey... well, we were just talking about Marco and St- I meant, we were playing Go Fish!" exclaimed SpongeBob, as he was shuffling the playing cards in the living room for their next game.

Eileen raised an eyebrow, "What about them?"

"WHAT?! No! Did we say Marco & Star? We were actually talking about the marks in the starry night!" said Mabel.

"It's not even night yet," Jimmy pointed out, "And we're under a roof."

"Oh."

"Did something happen to them again?" Did Marco make Star angry? Is their totally-not-so-secret love relationship failing?"

"I don't even think they're in a relationship like that yet," Jimmy interjected, "They're probably going to be stuck as best friends for a very long time."

"I bet one of them is going to crack within the next week!" Mabel predicted, "Anyone in?"

Jimmy let out a small chuckle, "You're on Mabel. Let's confirm this friendly bet!"


4:32pm – The Garden

It was late afternoon and Sonic, a blue hedgehog was jogging around the garden and stretching. Suddenly, Rigby, a brown raccoon walked in, obviously bored out of his mind.

"Hey Sonic, what's up?" Rigby said to Sonic.

Sonic smiled at his best friend in the house, "Nothin much, just doing my regular exercising."

"When did you start exercising?"

"There's nothing else to do around here anyways. At least I don't have to be chained up to someone for another week!"

"That is true," Rigby said in agreement.

"So you gonna join me? Sonic asked.

"Yeah sure," Rigby shrugged as he started to run with Sonic. Unfortunately for him, jogging for Sonic was equivalent to sprinting for an average person and before long, Rigby was tired after a full minute.

"Wow, tired already?"

"Yep!" Rigby puffed in-between breaths, "You're just too fast!"

"Well I am the fastest hedgehog alive! I can run at the speed of sound if I wanted to!"

"That explains it. You're not even breaking a sweat!" Rigby said.

"What can I say?" Sonic shrugged as he grinned, "I'm guess I'm just lucky."


6:38pm – The Living Room

"Housemates, please report to the living room." Big Brother instructed on the speaker.

The housemates walked down to the living room, patiently waiting for further instructions from Big Brother. As the waited, some of the housemates noticed that there were two jars filled with scraps of paper.

On top of the jar lids were labels that indicated what was inside them. The left jar was labelled 'Daters' while the right jar was labelled 'Cooks'.

"Housemates, welcome to the 'Experimental Double Date'! The producers thought that most of you were getting bored and there's seriously not enough romance in this show so some of you will be getting romantic dinners while others will be locked in the bedroom to be fed slop."

"How does this work exactly...?" asked Dipper in a bored tone, "And why do I have some sort of déjà vu feeling."

"Probably some glitch in the matrix," Jimmy chuckled as he laughed at his own movie joke.

"These jars contain names of all the housemates in the house. One for the pairs and one for the lone ones. Someone picks two pieces of paper from each jar and we'll let them have free roam of the Garden. The 'daters' will have a romantic dinner in the Garden while the 'cooks' will cook up the food that the daters will have."

Star: I hope that Me, Gumball, Penny & Timmy get chosen. Gumball & Penny are already dating so it'll be suuuuppppeeeerrr awkward if something different happens

Gumball: Agreed.

"So who's going to pull the names out?" Eileen asked.

"I will! They don't call me a matchmaker for nothing!" Mabel grinned. Dipper face palmed.

Mabel puts her hand in each jar as she grabs two pieces from each of them. As soon as she's finished, she reads it out loud for everyone to hear.

"The daters are... Gumball & Star and... Penny & Timmy!" Mabel announced.

"OH YEAH!" Gumball & Star fist-bumped each other.

"And the cooks are... Sonic and Dipper!"

"What now?" Dipper asked Big Brother even though he was only hearable through a speaker.

The speaker crackled to respond to Dipper, "Everything you need, will be in the kitchen. Now housemates, please get in your positions."


6:45pm – The Garden

The four 'daters' entered the garden, amazed at the aesthetics of the whole place. There was a single table with four chairs around it. Just beyond the table, brightly decorated lights covered the garden while several beautiful plants were scattered around the grass.

"They really outdid themselves didn't they?" Penny complimented.

"Yeah, it looks really pretty!" Star exclaimed.

"Meh," Timmy shrugged, "I'm not too keen on romantic stuff."

The four of them proceeded to the only table and sat down in their chairs. While they were waiting, they looked at the menus that were sitting on top of the table.

As several minutes passed from looking through the menu, Dipper, wearing a waiter's outfit, slowly walked up to them.

"Good evening sir and madam," Dipper introduced with a fake posh ancent, "What are you four lovely people ordering?"

Gumball laughed out loud, "Seriously dude? That accent... so hilarious!"

"I'm just trying to get your orders!" Dipper angrily mumbled to Gumball who tried to contain his laughter.

"Just use your normal voice Dipper!" Star encouraged, "That voice gives me the creeps."

"Yeah... ok," Dipper blushed.


7:55pm – The Kitchen

So far, it has been a successful romantic dinner and by sheer luck, they actually liked the food they were being served. Dipper & Sonic were shocked as well. However, it was almost finishing time for the romantic dinner and Dipper & Sonic were busy cooking the dessert of the three course meal. Unfortunately, the two of them found nothing in the kitchen that could contribute to the dessert that the others ordered.

"We have no dessert!" Dipper exclaimed.

Sonic rolled his eyes, "Thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious."

"What do we do?"

That was when Sonic smiled, "We wing it of course! We'll just have to get creative!"

"But how?" Dipper wondered.

"Easy!" Sonic exclaimed as he grabbed some coffee beans, "We'll make coffee for dessert. Everyone loves coffee!"

"I don't and I'm sure no-one outside wants some."

"Do you have a better idea?" Sonic asked. Dipper shook his head in response.

"Okay, then let's make coffee!" Sonic grinned.


I may have rushed it a little lol