Me thinks a Halloween special is in order. So, Leo is going to be hitting on the goddess Eris of Discord and Strife. He has also never met her before (I don't think so anyway. Me hasn't read Hoh btw.) Next chapter, Khione.
Leo: Bold Eris: Italics
Hey baby, why did you give the Apple of Discord for Paris to give to Aphrodite when you should of kept it yourself?
Oh gods, are you that Leo Valdez that hits on every woman he sees? And also, how in Hades did you get into my home!? *Zaps but misses*
Lol.
Hey baby, you should of included yourself in the judging of Paris, you would of won!
*Freezes him but he quickly defrosts*
Lol.
Pokemon!
Oh you want a Pokemon battle? *snaps fingers and he turns into Pikachu*
You are Pika amazing.
*Face palms* Just shut the Hades up! You son of a Harpy!
Hey Baby, I think I want to marry you.
*Slaps*
Hey! You are not allowed to hit me! I'm to amazing for you to hit me! Don't you dare try to hit the amazing Leo-ness that I am, peasant!
Excuse me? I'm the peasant!? You are just a filthy little Demi god!
Nuh-uh
Yuh-uh
Nuh-uh!
Yuh-uh!
Nu-
Enough! You have wasted my time enough! Begone you parasite!
Begone! Don't set foot in my home again, or be prepared to be turned into something worse than Pikachu! I-I will turn you into a seaweed brain.
Turn me into a sea weed brain! They get all the girls!
*Face palms*