Chapter 10: Round 1

Konata: This just came to me when I was eating apple crumb pie! Disclaimer, Zero! Hurry!

Zero: Konata does not own Vampire Knight!

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"Aidou?"

"Thank God! You're awake! They were about to take you to a hospital!"

"EH? Why?!" Yuki sat up.

"Sit down. You're still weak. You fainted after Kaname told you that I said-." He stopped blushing furiously.

"Aidou."

"It's alright Yuki-sama. I know that you can't hold any feelings for me so I'll try to cope with my feelings."

That's what made Yuki mad. She jumped up and grabbed him by the shoulders.

"SHUT UP! IDIOT! YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FIGHT FOR ME OR IMA' KILL YOU! BAKA!"

She arranged her hair and walked out of the room after sticking her tongue out at Aidou.

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"ALRIGHT1 THE FIGHT FOR YUKI WILL BEGIN NOW! ALL THE CONTESTANTS PLEASE LINE UP! GET OUT OF THAT LINE KAIN!

"So who are the judges Ruka?"

"You and me of course. Okay, THE CONTESTANTS ARE SHIKI SENRI!"

"I thought I was only pretending to be his girlfriend."

"TAKUMA ICHIJOU!"

"Wouldn't mind being his girlfriend. He knows where to get the goods."

"KANAME KURAN!"

"No way."

"HANABUSA AIDOU!"

"Do your best Aidou-kun!"

"KIRYUU ZERO!"

"After he promised to kill me?"

"KAIEN CROSS!"

"NANI?!"

"THE FIRST ROUND IS THE GIFT ROUND! YOU ALL HAVE 1 HOUR TO FIND YUKI A GIFT!"

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~1 HOUR LATER~

-Kaien Cross-

"A fine bottle of wine for my dear daughter!"

"Why are you doing this Chairman?"

-Senri Shiki-

"A Twincest poster!"

"To make up for the one you broke?"

-Kaname Kuran-

"Mom's swimsuit."

"I thought I told you to burn that!"

-Zero Kiryuu-

"An apology."

"FINALLY!"

-Takuma Ichijou-

"The newest volume of Black Bird."

"OMG! That just came out today! Yes! Thanks Ichijou!"

-Hanabusa Aidou-

"Is that…?"

"Yeah."

"It's not possible…"

"It's right here Yuki-chan. A scrapbook of all your favorite anime guys."

"OMFG! I LOVE AIDOU! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! IKUTO! NATSUME! YUKI! KYO! KUUKAI! IS THAT HUNNY-SENPAI AD MOMIJII?! OMG!"

"I think Aidou won that one."

"Of course I won! I'm the one that knows Yuki best! Ohohohohoho!"

"Oh no."

"It's the Renge roll Ichijou-sama."

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Konata: The ideas you get when you eat pie! If you don't know what the Renge roll is go on you tube and search it up.

Yuki: Tadashi, Jun, Kei, Ryuu, Tsukimori-kun, Keeichi-kun, Hihara, Azuma, Ryou, Hikaru, Kaoru, Tamaki, Dark, Lelouch. Huh? Why is there a picture of Aidou in here?

Aidou: Tell Kona-chan who you want to win in a review! *whispers* If you choose me I'll hook you up with Zero or Kaname.