Hey! lone kid here and you know what time is it?
*drum rolls please*
it's 5:15 pm !
*all viewers sweat drop*
sorry about that XD, anyway yeah, that's the time i started typing and before you begin, i would like to thank for the increase of the views, sorry i haven't updated for a while, and i again dislocated my funny bone *shows you the badly bruised and bleeding furiously funny bone*
Yeah, Ouch! so now you all know if this chapter sucks or not that funny but i'm doing my best XD
Again: I DO NOT OWN FROZEN
Enjoy Chapter 10!
Meanwhile with a certain mountain man,
Kristoff kept banging his head in his seat in the sled, the moment they left the kingdom to go to the north mountain the summer-loving snowman began blabbing about all the things he sees and it gets really annoying for the fiftieth time that day or in this case night.
He continued on like that trying to control his temper "could you keep it down?!" he said causing the snowman to stop his complete utter fascination at all the things he sees "yeah, why?" came the reply "because sometimes some people like it when its quiet" and got a cheerful "okay" he finally breathe a sigh of relief, finally "some peace and quiet" he thought but it didn't even last for a few seconds before Olaf started whispering things he saw along the way, now Kristoff had enough
"Olaf! can't you get it in your think skull?! when I say quiet or at least keep it down I me-"
"but Sven? I-
"and that's the other thing! I am not Sven! I'm Kristoff!, do I need to spell it out for you? It's K-R-I-S-T-O-F-F and so help me snowman, I won't hesitate to break every bone in your body no mat-
"sorry, I guess old habits die hard but-
"I mean, I don't care what Anna and Elsa will say when they saw you all mashed up but I'm sure I could make up an excuse-
"but really, can you just li-
"nah! That would never work; Elsa's too smart for that but maybe-
"um…Kristoff? I know this isn't the best time but-
"that's it, I'm just gonna block you out and see how will that go and I'm not kidding about the bone breaking part since I AM gonna do that-
"yeah, that's the thing I want to talk to you about but you're not li-
"I'm glad we reached an understanding so I truly appreciated it" he said completely oblivious that the snowman was trying to say something and clutched Sven's reigns tightly for comfort wondering when will the nightmare end
Then to Kristoff's dismay, he heard Olaf spoke his name raising his voice a little louder and he turned sharply to the snowman who's irritating antiques seems no bound "WHAT?!" the mountain could have sworn he can see his steam coming out of his nose "I don't have a skull, or bones" Olaf said unaware at the sight of the "manly" mountain man on the verge of tears "oh, why are you crying? I know! You need a warm hug that's all!" and he hugged the poor ice harvester
Sven just glanced back behind him and watched the sight of his best friend crying "some manly mountain man you turned out to be" he thought
Back at Anna,
The two royal sisters are walking along the seemingly long hallways with the said princess covering her sister's eyes with her hand "how long do I have to wait? The suspense is killing me" came the reply from the curious kitten "you're the one to talk, I'm the one who did most of the walking around here" came back the reply, allowing a groan from the other sister
The usual servants that they passed by would gave Anna weird looks but she don't seem to mind, pondering why would she be walking around the castle with a kitten in hand? and more importantly why would she name it after her sister considering the fact she's allergic to cats they would never know, it was the greatest mystery that not even the most skilled detectives can solve
Once they entered a room, Anna finally decided to let her hand drop to her side to make Elsa get a better view, it was just a simple room actually, with all of Anna and Elsa's toys and a pink rug.
Elsa glanced at her sister in puzzlement awaiting for an answer "oh, this just a room that was made for you know…playing and other stuff, it was originally a storage of some sort but I kind of have it remodeled when I was twelve thinking that you would someday come out of your room an play with me, do you like it?" the princess asked timidly thinking the last part must be the wrong choice of words but Elsa was too distracted to notice.
The kitten strolled across the room, taking in all the sight of her long forgotten toys and a few drawing, mostly of Anna's but what really caught her attention was the two dolls in the center of a table nearby and a paper with words written in a child's handwriting
tO: ElSA
I LoVe yOu ElSA, lEt's bUilD a SNowMaN tOGethER
pLeaSe coME oUt anD pLaY
-lOve ANNA
"I wrote thatwhen I was seven" Anna answered to Elsa's unasked question and the snow queen just whispered that word she wanted to during their separation but couldn't find the courage to tell her and ended up saying another thing "everyday" she whispered, earning a confused "huh?" from the other girl "no, tell her now" she thought angrily to herself "every day I wanted to say yes but I was afraid I'm going to hurt you again" she stated sadly
"oh" was all Anna said not knowing how to respond to that, there was an uncomfortable silence until, for the first time in forever, Elsa was the one who broke it "but that's all in the past, right?" she asked uncertainly and got a enthusiastic nod from her sister
"Yup, and I just didn't brought you hear to be all emotional, right? I did say this would make us feel better and I would certainly make sure of that!" Anna said cheerfully regaining back to her former spirits and Elsa was glad, glad to have a sister like her.
They spent the night laughing at all the stories Anna told during her childhood, from the bike crashing to the pranking of the staff and played with a ball of yarn to which Elsa found a current liking to, they even played with their dolls.
Now that the grandfather clock has struck twelve, it signaled that the two sisters need to be off to bed before Kai or Gerda fetches them, so returning back the toys they played with earlier and left the room with Elsa being carried by Anna.
They walked for a short amount of time when they finally reached Anna's bedroom, Elsa gave Anna a look and the young princess said "well, since you're a cat and all and too short to reach the handle in your room I thought maybe you wanted to spend the night here" chuckling nervously but got a smile in response "okay, thanks" she said and they entered the pink room.
Once they entered, they were surprised to see a bouquet of flowers in the middle of Anna's bed. Being the curious girl she is, Anna for a moment put Elsa down on the ground and cautiously walked up towards the beautifully placed plants "um…did Kristoff happened to put this here? cause I think it's kind of sweet but not the kind of thing I expected him to do" and continued inspecting the flowers but didn't notice a little note to drop on the ground.
Literally curious as a cat, Elsa manages to open it and scanned its contents. After a good few minutes she turned into a shade of pink "Anna?" she called out to the girl who was now sniffing the bunch of flowers "yeah?" Anna said now looking down at her red faced sister "I think you need to check this out" came back the reply and using her mouth, she picked up the letter and handed it to her puzzled sister. Glancing at her oddly, Anna read the note:
My dear kitty,
Even though I do not know your name, I bet it is amazing like catching fish;
When I first met you, there was this spark I felt and I knew from the moment you froze me that you are the one.
The one I will share my life with and of course share it with the most beautiful kitten I have ever laid eyes on can bring a male cat so much joy in his nine lives;
Until we meet again, my beautiful pussy cat and that someday I will win your love even if I die trying…
The next few lines of the note was really well written and there was a few very…specified ways how Elsa made this secret admire, who goes by the nickname "Smooth Cat", how she made him feel towards her. The young princess of Arendelle could have thought of this as kind of romantic if it wasn't for the fact that this was just plain creepy, nervously she glanced at her sister who also was a deep shade of red
"well…that was unexpected, I mean I knew you're gonna have an admirer someday Elsa but this is just err… creepy…I mean not the duke-of-weasel town's-dancing- kind- of- creepy but more of a psychotic-man-with-a-chainsaw- and-who- wants-to-kill-me-and-marry-you-just-to-have-kids kind of creepy but…yeah" she said while rubbing her neck.
"Great, my first lover's a cat and I am already allergic to him, just great" Elsa said with a sigh "well, you do have this thing for attracting wild animals, remember the time when Sven easily warmed up to you in a second? I mean, I could very much mistaken you for this character I read in the library-
She was cut off by Elsa with a disbelieving look on her face "you read?"
"Hey! I read sometimes you know, as I was saying-
"as in, read, read?"
"Yes! Pay attention, so here-
"Wait, wait…you expect me to believe you read a book?" Elsa said clearly not buying it, somehow the word "read" and "Anna" doesn't seem to fit perfectly
"What ever! so as I was saying is that you kind of resembled this fairytale character I READ somewhere in the library and I just can't somehow remember her name…" she emphasized the word read
"I think it's-
"I got it! Snow White, that's it! Snow White" Anna smiled at her accomplishment then realized something.
Without warning, she began to laugh madly causing Elsa to look at her like she suddenly gone insane
"what's so funny?" she asked
"HAHAHA-Snow-HAHAHA-White-HAHAHA-You're the Snow-HAHAHA-queen and-HAHAHA-you attract animals!" Anna manages to say in betweens of laughter.
Once she calmed down, Anna looked at her sister and saw that she don't find this funny "sorry, I can't help it" she said chuckling slightly
"that wasn't very nice" Elsa said maturely now hopping on Anna's bed and found a spot to her liking
"don't you mean, that wasn't very ice?" she said and saw that her sister gave her a glare
"come on sis, lighten up, don't give me the cold shoulder" Anna joked again
"Anna!" came a shout
"alright, alright I'll stop" Anna said chuckling before heading to her bathroom to change into her nightgown and seated herself near her sister and blew out the candle
"good night sis!"
"good night Anna"
After a good thirty minutes Anna said "Elsa?"
"hmm?" came a sleepy reply
"ice puns are soo cool" she said one last time and her giggles were muffled by a pillow thrown by her sister who let out a exasperated groan
"love you too" the comedian of a sister Elsa has said and drifted off to sleep.
Yeah, is it that bad?
please tell me since I KNOW I can do better so please leave a review if you guys think it needs improving
Don't blame me, blame the broken funny bone *then started shouting at the funny bone leaving it with tears*
sorry about that, i will talk to this bone for a moment and make sure it's grounded XD
so again, don't miss the next upcoming chapter! BYE!
-The Lone Kid