"Grande?" Renji asked, walking toward the man who's supposed to have such a big name. He actually wasn't that…grande. The Arrancar that stood before Renji was short and stubby with a long black beard. Basically, he was an Arrancar leprechaun.

"Hey, what the hell are you staring at?" The 5 foot Arrancar said, "Let's start this, baby!!"

"Hey Rukia….Heh, he's the same size….as you. What a midget!!" Ichigo laughed pointing at the Arrancar. "Shut up, baka!" Rukia yelled, putting Ichigo in a headlock with Ichigo laughing and choking at the same time. "Just start it already, Renji!" Rukia yelled to her friend who was still looking down at the Arrancar.

"Oh, right," Renji finally responded, jumping back to distance himself from his opponent. "Hmm, let's see what you can do," Grande said, drawing his sword.

"Heh, with pleasure," Renji said, drawing his own zanpaku-to, "Howl, Zabimaru!!"

Zabimaru was coming toward the Arrancar. "Interesting, let's see what this can do. Howl, Refleje!!"

The same shikai command? Suddenly, Zabimaru was deflected by… Zabimaru.

Grande laughed at Renji while his Zabimaru flew from his hand to the other side of the arena, leaving Renji defenseless.

"Z- Zabimaru…"

The Arrancar just laughed. "Confused aren't ya, Rojo. Let's see if you can figure this out!" He said raising his sword in the air. "Howl, Refleje!"

Suddenly Refleje flew over to Renji in the same form as Zabimaru and slashed Renji, making fly across the room toward the other Shinigami…coincidentally landing write in front of the dugout.

"Renji, baka!! Letting him hit you like that!!" Rukia yelled behind the bar.

"Yeah but…how am I….how did he….Zabimaru!"

What's with him? His sword gets thrown away and he acts like a baby…. "Girly man…" Ichigo mumbled under his breath. "What was that was that, Strawberry?!" Renji yelled, getting off of the ground.

"Can it!! I'm not your enemy here!! The male Arrancar version of Rukia is!!" he said pointing to Grande.

After a beating from Rukia, he continued, "You're so upset just 'cause he surprised you and kicked Zabimaru's ass!! Get up and fight danmit!!" Ichigo yelled, "I can't believe you're so weak!!"

"Wh-what did you say?" Renji asked quietly.

"Oh, you want me to say it again!! Fine! You're so weak!! You're a weak bastard!!"

Renji pondered his words for a moment. "Got it! Man, thanks Ichigo…I promise I'll kill you for that later, though," Renji said, running back to the arena. "What-What the hell're you doing Renji!!" Ichigo yelled after him.

"Renji! What are you planning to do?!" Rukia yelled to Renji's back.

"Not die!!" he replied as he ran toward the Arrancar.

"Oh, came back for more, I see. Bring it!!" Grande yelled, "Howl, Refleje!!"

The 'other Zabimaru' shot toward Renji, who dodged the deadly blade and kept running toward his sword. "Danmit!! What a slow blade!!" Grande said, waiting for Zabimaru to retract.

In that time, Renji had already gotten to his sword and was in position to continue the battle. "Sorry for the wait…I had to think of a way to annihilate you," Renji said, dusting off his sword.

"You're dead, Rojo!!" Grande yelled as he fired Refleje toward Renji. Renji deflected it and continued his charge toward Grande. "Pain in the ass!!" he yelled as he waited for the sword to retract again.

Since the sword hadn't come back, Grande was wide open and defenseless. Perfect. Renji jumped in the air and started a powerful downward strike on Grande's head. "DIE!!!"

"No pienso tan, niño!!" Grande yelled as Refleje came from behind Renji in the air. "Renji!!!" Rukia screamed as she saw her childhood friend about to die. "Not yet, Rukia…" Ichigo smiled.

"You should know your weaknesses, niño!"

Suddenly, Renji disappeared and reappeared behind the Arrancar.

"Oh ruler, mask of flesh and blood, all creations of the universe, fluttering of the wings, ye who bears the name of man! Scorching heat and disorder, evolve the transposition of the southern sea barrier! HADOU #31!!!"

A large ice ball came out of Renji's hand and hit Grande in the head dead on. Instant kill…

"Renji, you fool!!!" Rukia yelled in anger, surprising Ichigo. "What's with you Rukia? Renji won!!"

"Yeah, but he said the incantation of a fire spell, Shot of Red Fire, and a freakin' ice ball came out!!!"

"Oh," Ichigo replied, "So…Renji sucks at Kidou…"

Rukia sighed, "Renji sucks at Kidou."

This one is for my freind DefensiveFighter who, once again, gave me another idea. ARIGATOU!!
I hope you guys liked it. Renji's a baby and a girly man. I really don't like Renji so it was fun embarrassing him!!

Tell me what'cha think!!