((A authors note-Hey! I just wanted to say I'm sorry to all you readers for not posting for awhile, and I know the last chapter wasn't all that funny. I was running out of ideas for that so I decided to mix It up a bit! ^_^ hope no one minded. But in this chapter I will try and blend the Funny and Serious together more! I will be trying to post at least once a week! Please enjoy CHAPTER 10!! REVIEW PLEASE!! ))
Ichigo rushed out of his bed room door, the night before he had to fight to reclaim his room from the angry Rukia. Right after he was out his bedroom door he slammed the it closed, hearing a loud bang against it he knew he had made Hichigo run into it.
"STAY!" Ichigo shouted over his shoulder as he ran down the stairs, 'man he is like a dog!' Ichigo thought to himself. Running down the last few steps he grabbed a piece of toast and was out the door, he was late again..
As he ran he swore he saw someone following him, but today he wasn't in the mood. Ignoring his pursuer he jumped over a wall into the schools front lawn. Rushing forward he opened the door and ran in, his teacher was going to kill him.
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Rukia watched as Ichigo ran to the school, she continued watching him through the window until he out of sight. Orihime tapped Rukia on the shoulder, turning to her she smiled.
"Hello Orihime, what is it?" Orihime had that look on, the look that she always had if something was going on.
"We have some new students Rukia! Knowing what happens here they could be Gremlins or ALIENS!! WHAT SHOULD WE DO RUKIA?!" Orihime was running around in circles holding her head. Rukia blinked, Orihime was being her usual self that was for sure.
"Orihime I'm sure they aren't Gremlins or Aliens..." Rukia said patting her on the shoulder.
"Any way I have some news to tell you of my own," She said waiting for Orihime's expression.
"Really what!?" Orihime was pushing up into Rukia's face now anticipation written across her face.
"One, two, and th-" Rukia started to count.
"-ree." At that moment Ichigo came bursting through the door one minute after the bell.
"ICHIGO YOUR LATE!!" Shouted their teacher, tossing a book at him.
"Sorry Sensei.. I had a bad night.." A bad night as in trying to sleep while Hichigo is trying to kill you, not to menchan you are sleeping on the roof.
"I don't care it a Demon is living in you room! I don't want you late for my class again." Ichigo almost laughed because this was pretty close to what was actually going on.
"Yeah, yeah, Sensei." Ichigo muttered as he headed to his seat.
"Ok class we have some new students today!" the teacher said turning to her now well behaved students, contrary to how they usually act. The class was up on the edge of their seats, in the past they have had busty babes, to bald samurai wannabee's. So what would these students be like?
Ichigo sat down in his seat and looked in his bag, good nothing was missing and no explosives were in there either.
"Wow Ichigo late again?" Rukia taunted.
"Hey you said you set my alarm!"
"Oh come on Ichigo I never said that it was Hichigo who said he would." Rukia rolled her eyes.
"Today we have tw-..." the teacher was cut off when one of the office helpers entered the room and gave her note. She blinked as she read the note, the office helper gave Ichigo a odd look and then left the room.
"Let me rephrase that class, today we have three new students joining us!" The teacher declared, the class was immediately lit with conversations.
'Three new students? Great I hope their not from the soul society..' Ichigo thought to himself.
'Great what did you do this time Ichigo?' Rukia thought glancing at Ichigo from the corner of her eye.
"Ok class let me introduce our first student, this is.." She looked at her two pieces of paper.
"Grimmjow Jaggerjack?" she questioned the odd name as she spoke but she finished the sentence and let Grimmjow inside of the room. She stopped for a moment because Ichigo had screeched and fallen out of his seat.
'Why do you think he is here?' Ichigo asked Rukia, Orihime was frozen. She remembered how heartless this man was, but he was nothing compared to Ulquiorra. Chad was tense and ready to attack if needed, Rukia's eyes were focused at the opening door she didn't bother to answer Ichigo's question.
The door opened and there was Grimmjow, his lightning blue hair was its usually short messy style. He was in his usual form, normal, no cat ears, no paws, no tails, nothing. Smirking he walked over to the front of the class.
"Yo." he bluntly stated to the class, throwing a smirk at Ichigo's group.
"YOU!" Ichigo shouted pointing a finger at Grimmjow, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
"Oh do you know each other? Alright then after introductions are over you can take a desk next to Ichigo. Ichigo I want you to be the tour guide for the day for our new students." The teacher smiled, at Ichigo.
'EVIL! EVIL MY TEACHER IS PURE EVIL!!' Ichigo started protesting immediately.
"No! No way! I'M NOT GOING WITHIN 10 FEET OF THE JERK!" Ichigo shouted.
"Ichigo be quiet now! You will frighten our other two students!" the teacher snapped at Ichigo, the rest of the class was dead silent all focusing on Ichigo, the new student Grimmjow, and the teacher.
"Our next student is... Ulquiorra Schiffer!" the teacher proclaimed proudly, only to see everyone of Ichigo's group slowly trying to get to the back door.
"SIT!" in two seconds they were all back in their seats.
Ulquiorra didn't wait to be asked to come in, no one noticed him at all until the teacher turned to let him in and almost ran into him. His black hair hung around his neck and he wore the school uniform, his bag was happily seated at his hip.
"Oh! When did you enter the class room Ulquiorra." The teacher asked shocked by his sudden appearance.
"Five minutes ago.." he said bluntly ignoring all of the girls giving him odd looks and the boys glaring at him.
"Well then..You heard all that didn't you?" The teacher rubbed the back of her head embarrassed and her students vulgar behavior.
"Yes.." He said he blank expression had not changed.
"I'm sorry I have a few delinquents in my class." She was quiet aware of the looks Ichigo's group was giving her from being called delinquents.
"That is quiet fine with me I am used to it. You see, my brother over there is quiet a delinquent himself." Ulquiorra implied to Grimmjow, only to get a choking, gagging noise from him.
"Oh well I see.." The teacher said, great another delinquent.
"Well why don't I just let out last student in, class this is Ogichi Kurosaki??" The minute the teacher spoke the class exploded and Ichigo found himself in a flood of people.
"Kurosaki?! IS HE YOUR BROTHER?!" "DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?" "YOU HAVE A BROTHER?!" "WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING?!" Ichigo was battered and rammed with all sorts of these questions.
Unfortunately Ichigo was unable to answer he was focused on the door in a type of shock.
"RUKIA YOU'RE HIS GIRLFRIEND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!" "YEAH WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "RUKIA?! RUKIA?!"
"Hey I'm not his g..girlfriend!" Rukia chocked out, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra watched this unfold. Grimmjow was laughing uncontrollably, why Ulquiorra just watched this in his blank un-emotion way.
The door opened, everyone in the class froze.
"Hello, my name is Ogichi Kurosaki."
A orange haired boy walked in the room, his hair was naturally spiky and the orange was abnormally orange compared to other's. His yellow eyes looked calm but had an almost blood thirsty look to them. His uniform was torn on one of the sleeves and his bag was covered in multiple buttons.
"Nice to meet you all," Ogichi spoke to the class, every face was frozen. Ulquiorra and Grimmjow exchanged looks, what an odd situation.
"Due to family problems with the government I have been separated from my family for awhile. It is nice to finally be joining my twin brother in school." Ogichi smirked, the class was dead silent. The teacher had to squint to make sure they were still breathing.
"Ichigo's twin?" the class was all thinking the same thing.
"Hey Ichigo-" before they finished their sentence, Ichigo had run from his seat grabbed all three of them by the neck, with help from Rukia and ran down the hall dragging them.
"HEY ICHIGO CLASS ISN'T OVER YET! RUKIA I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS! BRING BACK THOSE STUDENTS ICHIGO! ORIHIME, CHAD, URYUU STAY IN YOUR SEATS!" The teacher shouted, all the students were crammed in the door watching them run off.
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Turning another corner Ichigo panted and let go of 'Ogichi', behind him Rukia had let go of Ulquiorra and Grimmjow. Grimmjow fell to the ground why Ulquiorra got back up onto his feet easily.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Ichigo got straight to accusing.
"I told you I can't be too far away from you for some reason, I was on my way here and I met them. They gave me the gagia and the story along with it, pretty helpful huh?" 'Ogichi' gestured to Ulquiorra and Grimmjow behind him. Grimmjow smirked at this, Ulquiorra remained silent.
"Yeah overly helpful, what the hell are you two planning?!" Ichigo spat.
"I agree with Ichigo what are you two planning? A better question is why are you two Espada here at our school." Rukia questioned, 'Ogichi' watched this unfold.
"Hey I didn't know they were coming here at all, they just helped me.." 'Ogichi' pointed this out before accusations begun.
"We are having the same problem as you and until it goes away we will be following you as well." Ulquiorra bluntly stated.
"HUH?! NOW I HAVE THREE LEACHES?! WTF?!" Ichigo shouted, "No No, no! Get out, I HAVE A COLD THAT'S ALL! I'M HUMAN SO YOUR PROBLEMS DON'T APPLY TO ME!" Ichigo started shoving them to the door, Ulquiorra calmly walked out but Grimmjow had to be pushed.
"Are you Ichigo? Are you really?" Grimmjow asked.
"STOP QUOTING THINGS!!" With that Ichigo slammed the door. 'Ogichi' looked at Ichigo then at Rukia then back to Ichigo.
"So~ what do you think you will go through when you get back to class?" Ichigo shuttered, turning to 'Ogichi' and pounced then started attacking him mercilessly. Rukia was forced to pull the two of them apart scratching and punching the whole time.
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Outside the door Ulquiorra and Grimmjow listened to the two fight, and then Rukia trying to pull them apart. Then Grimmjow turned to Ulquiorra actually smiling.
"You know this is pretty fun I think I will go to schoolwa-y more often," Grimmjow said starting to walk away.
"Alright then Grimmjow, here is the homework from the last three months." Ulquiorra offered Grimmjow a very long piece of paper.
"Ok, never mind I hate school, later I'm skipping." with that Grimmjow hopped off.
Sighing Ulquiorra turned to the door, hearing more noise from the other side he decided to go to the front entrance.
"What a day this is turning out to be.."
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The teacher watched her door waiting for her students to come back but they problem wouldn't. Sighing she started grading papers only to stop half way through a page because a small knock was heard on the door.
"Hello? Sensei?" A girl stepped inside the class room, her hair was white and her red eyes gleamed in the light from the window.
"I'm here to transfer to your class tomorrow" she smiled at the teacher, her white hair swayed a bit as she smiled.
"Wow lots of new students coming in." the teacher said putting down her pen.
"Have you talked to the office?"
"Yes I have Sensei, so I will be joining your class. My name is Fainda."