Alright kiddies, this a bit of a long one.

Sorry it's been a while. I've been absorbed in the new Naruto game I got. Kakuzu is a fucking bitch to beat... Jerk...

Anyways, school started up again and I hate it just as much as I did before, if not more.

Oh and btw, I found some really interesting videos on youtube that I'm sure any Akatsuki fan would love.

Let me know if you wanna see because I'll send you the link. I've found a really good one for any Deidara fans out there. (I've got a couple for SasoDei fans too.)

To be honest, I "awed" so many times it was unreal.

Italicized in the story = Kathryn's writing.

Bold in the story = Alice's writing (And black Zetsu like always.)

I don't own Naruto. I do own a case of water bottles still though. Ah, how I love them.

I woke up to the cutest thing in the world.

Itachi's sleeping face.

He was so adorable I couldn't help but fight back a squeal. And I am not a squealer. His hair was down and he wore no shirt, showing off his perfect abs and chest. Ah, how anyone wouldn't drool at this I have no idea. I certainly did.

His usually bored, emotionless face was so peaceful and he finally looked his age. He didn't look like someone who murdered his entire clan and family. He looked like the young adult he was. Itachi looked like he was the definition of carefree while he slept. I wanted to hug him and cuddle with him because he looked so freaking cute but I assumed that would be a bad idea so I kept my hands to myself.

Kisame slept behind me, and I was his teddy bear. He had his arms wrapped around me from behind and his chin was touching the top of my head. I could feel the contours of his sculpted, godlike muscles because of how closely he was holding me.

I'm freaking lucky.

I had no idea what time it was, and I mostly didn't care. I wanted to get up, but there was no way in hell I was going to wake up these sleeping sex gods. Just watching them sleep was enough to keep me satisfied.

Well, that is until Kathryn got curious.

I heard the almost silent creak of my door as it was pushed opened and looked up to see Kathryn peeking inside, only her head visible. She saw I was awake and grinned at me until she noticed the new additions to my bed.

Her jaw dropped at our positions. She fought back laughter and withdrew from the room, only for her head to be replaced with Sasori. He smirked at me and shook his head before moving to allow Deidara to look inside. Deidara did close to the same.

I poked Kisame, assuming I should wake them up before they were teased. He opened his eyes slowly and tightened his grip around me. I huffed as the air escaped me, waking up Itachi. He searched my face for a minute before noticing I was fighting for oxygen.

"Kisame, you're suffocating her." Itachi said calmly.

Kisame's grip loosened instantly and he whispered a tired, raspy apology in my ear. I patted his arm and told him it was alright before feeling something grab my ankles. I was ripped out of Kisame's arms and off the bed. I frowned when I saw it was Hidan and Kakuzu.

"Jerks." I told them calmly. I stood up like nothing happened and they laughed at me as I brushed myself off. "Good morning by the way."

"I bet it was." Hidan laughed. "What did you three do last night?"

"We did a lot more than you ever could, Hidan." I told him seriously. His laughter stopped and his eyes darted between Kisame, Itachi, and I. He was searching for confirmation.

Kisame and Itachi looked at one another and shrugged. I was suddenly grabbed by my waist and wrenched back onto the bed by Kisame. He pulled me onto his lap and cuddled against me before falling onto his side and attempting to go back to sleep.

"As pleased as I am about this situation, I really need to get up. And you guys all should take a shower. I don't want you stinking up my house." I announced, my voice muffled by Kisame's chest.

Kathryn pointed at Kisame. "Hey! No raping Alice!" She grabbed my ankles and tugged on me. "Give her back Kisame!"

I sighed when Kisame wrapped his legs around me to make sure I didn't move. "No, she's mine." He told Kathryn over his shoulder. "Go get your own."

"I love how I don't have a say in this." I mumbled aloud into Kisame's chest. I heard Sasori and Kakuzu chuckle at me while Deidara laughed loudly. Hidan, I'm sure, was still wondering if what I said was true. "Itachi, could you help me out here?" I hoped he would.

I heard a grunt and suddenly I was out of Kisame's grip and Kathryn's to find myself in Itachi's lap while he sat on my bean chair. "She's mine, Kisame. You both need to find your own." Itachi corrected him in a tone even I believed.

I saw Kisame pout on my bed and I resisted the urge to hug him. Instead, I occupied myself with Itachi. "I honestly don't mind that I don't have a say in this situation." He chuckled at me and patted my head.

I hopped out of his lap and dodged Kisame and Kathryn by shoving Hidan and Deidara at them respectively. I then darted into my bathroom after grabbing clothes. I quickly locked the door just in case.

In less than ten minutes I was done and emerged from the bathroom. I saw Konan, Pein, Tobi, and Zetsu had joined the party in my bedroom.

"Good morning." I told them. They replied with the same greeting. "Alright, you guys get to learn how to take showers. Hopefully we have enough hot water for all of you." I pointed at Konan. "You get to use mine first. Pein can go first in Louis and Brett's."

I grabbed Konan's hand and urged the others to follow me. I led them into the bathroom and taught them how to work it, telling them that both were the same. Once that was over, I ushered the guys out and brought Konan her bags of clothing before leaving her to shower.

I showed Pein where Brett's shower was and he thanked me, gathering his own clothing to change into when he finished.

They all showered relatively quickly. However, they used up all of the hot water. I found out that the Akatsuki revert to kittens again when they're subjected to cold water. I heard shrieks of meows coming from my bathroom and ran inside to see.

Hidan was shivering in the cold shower, meowing his head off; obviously pissed that he was a cat again. I laughed at him as I turned off the shower and he glared. I wrapped him up in a towel and cuddled him, trying to dry him off and keep him warm.

I carried him back into my bedroom and showed the others the shivering kitty.

"Shiny!" Kathryn exclaimed, pointing at Hidan. Kakuzu chuckled while Deidara and Kisame laughed loudly at him.

"Poor thing." I said sadly, petting him. He just kitten glared at the others. "How do we change him back?"

"Try using hot water." Kathryn said. "That's how you changed them from cats the first time. I guess cold water changes them back to cats."

I nodded and handed him to Kathryn. She cooed to him about adorable he was as a kitten and snuggled up against him. He just had a flat stare as I left the room and went down stairs to heat up some water.

I came back up the ascending death trap and took Hidan into the bathroom. I set him in the tub and poured the hot water on him, not caring to remember the first time this happened.

I regretted this.

As used as I am to seeing naked guys, it's not my favorite thing in the world…

I shouted and ran out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind me. "I forgot you poof back into humans naked." I shook my head, trying to rid myself of Hidan's image.

I heard Hidan knock on the door after a minute of him swearing and chuckling at my reaction from the bathroom. I scurried away from the door and hid behind Kisame, burying my face into his back, just in case Hidan was naked.

"I'm not naked, Alice chill out." He told me. I peeked up to see that he did indeed have clothes on. I sighed with relief and emerged from behind Kisame.

"Well, now that that's over, what to do?" I asked the room.

Kathryn crossed her arms and looked at me. "That's a fantastic question."

I frowned and crossed my own arms in thought. "Well, you guys can go train outside if you want…" I paused to think of another option. I had none.

"That's a good idea." Pein complimented. "We need to train. We've been slacking the past few days."

"Well get out there and try and kill each other!" I said, pointing in some random direction for emphasis. Kisame snickered at my behavior. He walked over to me and scooped me up.

"You heard the lady, let's go." He decided, throwing me over his shoulder and carrying me out of my room and through the house.

I heard some of the others chuckling at my shocked protests at being manhandled by Kisame. Kathryn was leading the discussion. Seeing as I wasn't going to get any help, I soon resigned myself to the situation and gave up trying to reason with the shark man when he began spinning with me on his shoulder.

"If I get sick, I'm so throwing up on you." I threatened. He just laughed and carried me outside when the others caught up.

He set me down on one of the chairs and patted my head. I pouted in my seat and watched him challenge Itachi to a sparring match. He took a defensive position in the middle of the yard as the others spread out, preparing to spar together.

Kathryn and I sat on the patio, watching our little Akatsuki members train. We warned them not to use anything other than hand-to-hand combat and Pein made sure to address that before they began. Thank Jashin he did, or my backyard would be in ruins.

After about an hour, I went inside and brought out a case of water bottles for the criminals. Itachi, being the overly observant person he is, took notice to this instantly and advised Kisame to join him in getting one or two.

"Hey Itachi," I began, looking at the sexy Uchiha as he drank calmly from the water bottle. He raised his eyebrow at me as Kisame inhaled his third bottle.

"You ninja's have super reflexes right?" I asked. He gave me a questioning stare before nodding. Kisame and Kathryn raised their eyebrows at me.

"Yes, we do." He said. "You can't live very long as a ninja unless you do." I smiled at this and removed a water bottle from the case. I stood up and took a stance, preparing myself to launch it. Kisame and Itachi moved out of my way, afraid of what I might do.

I chucked the water bottle at my religious target. It crashed against the side of his head a second after he deflected a lazy blow from Kakuzu. The cap shot off and it would have gotten said zealot wet had it not bounced off his head before he dropped to the ground.

Kisame spewed his water and burst out laughing while Kathryn fell backwards in her chair. Itachi and I just chuckled as Hidan jumped to his feet, glaring around for whatever hit him. Kakuzu was snorting with laughter, while the other members of the Akatsuki watched the Jashinist discover the bottle.

Hidan glared at the bottle as if it was evil before his eyes flew up to the patio. I saw his eyes fall on the case of identical bottles beside me and then drift up to me as I watched him search for the thrower.

"Did you fucking throw this?" He snarled.

I laughed. "You're not very ninja, Hidan." I told him, making his eyes narrow. "I can't believe you didn't dodge that." I looked to Itachi. "He doesn't have super reflexes."

Itachi just smirked at me. "He is one exception."

"You caught me off guard!" Hidan snapped.

I grabbed another bottle and hurled it at Deidara who dodge it easily even though he was facing away from me. Kakuzu caught it as it whizzed over the blonde's ducked head. He thanked me with a smirk before taking off the cap and drinking it.

"Deidara dodged it. And he was facing away from me." I informed him. "I think you're just a slacker."

"Sorry I wasn't fucking watching out for fucking flying bottles of damn water!" Hidan retorted. He gestured at Kakuzu. "I was fighting this dickhead."

I shook my head. "Excuses, excuses…"

He glared and I laughed.

"I've got more water bottles if you guys run out. I think Kisame could drink a whole case by himself." I announced the others as Hidan marched up the patio to get a water bottle that didn't fly at his head.

"The fishy needs his water." Kathryn told me as she fixed her chair. She beamed at Kisame when he gave her a stare that clearly said he wasn't amused with her comment.

"She's got a fucking arm." Hidan commented as he rubbed the side of his now injured head. Deidara was snorting with laughter at him as he inspected his head for any damage.

"That's because Alice's a freaking beast." Kathryn explained. I gave her a look but she continued anyway. "No one in our school messes with her. She's kicked the shit out of most of the guys there." She smiled. "That and because everyone loves her."

"They were asking for it." I chimed. "I don't like being annoyed, and I certainly don't like people creeping on what's mine."

"What are you talking about?" Sasori questioned.

I pointed at Kathryn. "She is mine. I do not like people creeping on her. Guys at school tend to do it a lot because she's like the prettiest girl there. I'm very protective and territorial over what's mine. I get it from Louis. His behavior has rubbed off on me."

"You're really weird. I hope you know that." Zetsu told me.

"I'm being called weird from a plant man with two personalities." I sighed. "I accept this." Kathryn giggled at me.

"Oh shit." My eyes widened as I remembered something. "We fucking have school tomorrow." Kathryn's eyes shot open, mirroring my horror.

"What?" Hidan demanded. "You're going to fucking leave us here?"

I frowned at him. "Trust me psycho, I'm none too thrilled about it either." I shook my head, my stress renewed. "You're going to destroy my house."

"No we won't." Kisame told me with a pat on the back. Somehow, I wasn't satisfied with his words. When I voiced this, I was assured by someone else who was much more convincing.

"We won't cause your house any damage." Itachi said calmly. "I promise. I'll break anyone who tries. And I know Pein-sama wouldn't allow it."

"How long are you going to be gone?" Kakuzu asked.

I frowned. "Well, I only go to school for three classes in the morning. The rest of the classes I take online. Kathryn stays for the whole day."

"Why is that?" Konan wondered.

Kathryn turned to her. "That's because Alice's antisocial and she hates people. That and she's a super genius compared to most of the people in school."

"You could do the same thing I do too; your mom just won't let you." I reminded her. Kathryn was just as smart as I was, she just lacked common sense.

"Antisocial?" Hidan repeated. "How the fuck, are you antisocial?"

"I despise the human race." I informed him. "People piss me off. It used to be a challenge to get through the day and not want to kill someone at least once. I try to stay away from others."

Kathryn nodded. "It's true. When she went to school all day, she used to have to leave classes in the middle of the period because someone would act like an ass to someone else and she'd be ready to kill them."

"It sounds to me like someone has anger issues." Sasori pointed out, looking at me.

I rolled my eyes. "And all of you don't?" He opened his mouth to retort but then paused as he thought about it. Honestly the only ones who didn't get visibly angry at little things were Itachi, Konan, and Pein.

"So now she just takes AP U.S. History, AP American Literature, and AP Psychology at school. The rest she does on the internet. All of the classes are with me." Kathryn explained. "Thank god. I'd die without seeing Alice all day." I smiled at her.

"I'd be lost without you too, Kathryn." I agreed.

"At least we have intelligent people in our AP classes." Kathryn pointed out.

I dipped my head in agreement, handing Pein a bottle of water. "This is true. Though how the hell Nick and John got into AP History is beyond me."

Kathryn laughed at this. "That still stumps me too."

I smirked at her and stood beside my chair which was now occupied by Deidara. "So, you guys will only be alone for a little over two hours. According to how we've been getting up recently, you'll just have woken up by the time I get back."

"What time do you leave in the morning, un?" Deidara asked, tilting back in his chair.

"School starts at seven." I said. Kakuzu and Hidan took up the next two seats around the little table. Tobi sat on the giant crate we have while Kisame leaned against it beside him. Itachi, Pein, Konan, Zetsu, and Sasori just stood around us.

"What are we supposed to do for food if we do get up early?" Kakuzu questioned, looking up at me with his extreme strange and yet extremely awesome eyes.

I shrugged. "There're enough Pop-Tarts in there for you guys to eat. You know where they are. Just don't turn on anything other than the light please. I don't need a fire."

"You don't have to worry, Alice. We won't fuck up your house." Hidan assured me, patting my back from his chair.

I pouted, hoping to Jashin they didn't.

I conveniently woke up just five minutes before my alarm on my phone was set to go off.

I quickly silenced the portable device and looked around the dark room. Kisame and Itachi were still sleeping so I wiggled my way free of Kisame and slipped out of bed, pausing suddenly when Itachi twitched in his sleep.

Once I noticed he wasn't going to wake up, I hurried through my morning routine. When I came silently out of my bathroom, Itachi and Kisame were still sleeping soundly. I sighed contently at this and slipped out of my room, grabbing my mesh book bag and headed down stairs. I almost had a heart attack as snoring stopped me in my tracks.

I had come close to tripping into Tobi who slept on the couch-bed beside the steps. I exhaled quietly in relief when he didn't stir before tiptoeing to the kitchen. Kathryn was sitting at the table looking dead. Sasori sat beside her, with a smirk on his face.

"What are you smirking about?" I asked, raising my eyebrows at the puppet man.

He shook his head before dipping it in Kathryn's direction. "She is not a morning person." He chuckled when Kathryn flipped him off.

"I'm aware." I giggled. "How did she get up?"

"I dragged her out of the bed when her phone went off." Sasori explained. "She almost went off on me but remembered the Brat was still sleeping."

Kathryn shook her head at him. If looks could kill, Sasori would be dead. Kathryn was willing his head to explode with her tired glare. She stopped after a minute and looked up at me. "When are we leaving?"

"Grab a Pop-Tart and we'll go now." I told her. I grabbed the parking pass from the key ring, being sure to put it on the mirror. "I'll see you later, Sasori." I told him quietly as I ushered Kathryn out of the kitchen. "Make sure my house is still standing when by the time I get back."

He waved at me, a smirk on his face. "I will."

Kathryn and I escaped to the cold outdoors and hurried to the Hummer. Fortunately, there isn't a lot of traffic at this time of day near my house. Unfortunately, Kathryn wanted to get a hot chocolate. It's a good thing I drive twenty miles over the speed limit regardless of any situation or else we might have been late for the warning bell.

Kathryn and I walked through the halls, sipping on our hot chocolaty beverages as we slipped through the crowds of people massing in the hallways. I glared at the freshman when they got in my way and they withered under my stare. Kathryn just laughed at my behavior as we made it to our first period of the day.

My AP U.S. History teacher was a cranky, stiff old man who didn't accept anything less than perfection. I loved this man. He was the smartest man I've ever met, and his witty comments amused me to no end. Mr. Nau was my favorite teacher ever. I've had the pleasure of being his student since seventh grade. Now that I was a junior, this was my last year with him.

There were only 14 people in my class, so we were able to choose our own seats. I sat against the wall on the furthest side of the room from his desk, in the very front of the class while Kathryn sat beside me, and we were in our own little island except for two other kids.

"I hope you guys enjoyed your break. When I was in school, if we got a break for that long, we didn't know what to do with ourselves." Mr. Nau announced as he entered the class, taking strides that were much too large for any normal person.

"The question is Mr. Nau; did you enjoy your break?" I asked, noting his Vanderbilt sweater over his collared shirt.

He looked at me, his eyes narrowing behind his glasses. "Why yes I did, I didn't have to see any of you for five days." He ran a hand through his short, dark hair. He had this little patch of white hair right in the middle of his forehead. "I'd say it was a wonderful break."

The class laughed at this, enjoying his comment. He threw the grade book he carried with him everywhere on his desk before grabbing his dry erase marker and pointing at us with it. "I trust you all read the entire book over break?"

There were a few scoffs and eye rolls at the rhetorical question. He smirked at us and turned to the whiteboard. "Obviously none of you are worthy for an AP class." He pulled the cap off and wrote the date at the top of the board.

This is where I only half listened. Mr. Nau mostly just lectures during his classes, writing only a few dates and names on the board. We have a SmartBoard, but he's old school, and barely knows how to do anything other than get on Wikipedia on a normal computer. The SmartBoard basically just takes up space and collects dust.

I jerked slightly as something touched me. Kathryn poked me again with a note and I took it, rolling my eyes at the intricate folding job she did just for my "enjoyment". I heard her snicker when she saw my eyes roll.

You know who would love to know about our little friends?

I narrowed my eyes at the note. No, who? I folded it in quarters, ruining her intricate folds.

I passed it back to her as Mr. Nau scolded a kid named John for sleeping. I rolled my eyes at the sleeping buffoon. He and his brother Nick were both morons.

I watched Mr. Nau for a while. He has a habit of stuttering and making strange grunting noises when he's trying to think of what to say. It's really amusing; he even thinks it's funny.

Kathryn passed the note back, whispering something about she had the money and asking if I had the stuff. I laughed at her and took the paper.

I'm pretty sure Erika and Seth would love it. You should have them over. Erika lives like two seconds away and Seth is always over in her neighborhood.

I'm not allowed to have guys over you tard-baby. I would if I could, but I'd rather not have Louis ripping my face off. I know Mike and Josh would love to meet them too.

I threw the folded paper back at her and waited as Mr. Nau handed us back our tests from the day before our little break. We had a test every Friday and an in-class essay every other Thursday. It wasn't as bad as I assumed it would be.

Awe but I wanna. At least let Courtney over. She'd love to meet them. I need female contact other than you!

I sighed at this. She gave me an innocent smile and I gave her a flat stare in return. She just grinned wider at me, knowing she could get away with it because I loved her.

You're an idiot. I'll let Courtney come over, and MAYBE Erika and Seth. The fewer number of people know about our buddies, the better off I'll be. You're lucky I love you or else I'd have broken the desk with your face.

I passed the note back and frowned at her when she giggled loudly. She buried her face in her arms after Mr. Nau raised his eyebrow at her. He looked to me for an answer.

"Just ignore her; she's had too much sugar this morning." I sighed. He chuckled at me and nodded, ignoring Kathryn who was recovering from her giggles. Mr. Nau loves me.

Don't make death threats! I had a mental image of you doing that and about died. Oh! Hoot would love them too.

No more people you moron. I'll make as many death threats as I wish. Now, enough with this note, the class is going to end in like a minute. I'm not having a freaking party with a bunch of murders in my house.

I showed her the note and she went to write on it just as the bell rang. She grinned and shot out of her chair, throwing her hands in the air. "Party at Alice's house!"

I visibly twitched. A couple of the people looked interested. I smacked Kathryn in the back of her head. Glaring at her cowering figure, I made another death threat. "If anyone shows up at my house, I will brutally kill them and strangle you with their entrails." The people of the class caught this and laughed.

Kathryn and I walked across the hallway to Psychology. We had this with Hoot, Courtney, and Erika. They sat with us at our strangely positioned desks. Mr. Lyons enjoyed switching the desks around every week, just to keep us on our toes. Stupid teacher…

I threw my stuff down and sat in between Hoot and Erika while Kathryn and Courtney across from us. We used the left over seat to pile our books on or Kathryn used it to sleep on.

Mr. Lyons threw open the door dramatically and announced that we were watching Criminal Minds because he hated us and didn't want to teach us. I liked Mr. Lyons, but he secretly and nonchalantly hit on Kathryn because she was gorgeous.

I elbowed Erika and pulled one of extensions to make her lean towards me. Kathryn smirked at me, knowing what I was going for. She raised her eyebrow at me and complied.

"You and Hoot need to come over to my house after school today." I whispered in her ear. "I can pick you up if you need a ride."

She gave me a look. "What for?" Mr. Lyons started the show in his SmartBoard.

"I have a super spectacular surprise for you." I informed her. I then leaned over to Hoot and told him the same thing.

Now, this guy's name is actually John, but his middle name is Houston and somehow, someone got Hoot from that, so now that's what everyone calls him. Even the teachers address him by his owl-like nickname.

He shook his head at my offered ride. "Nah, I can drive over. I'll get Erika too." He pulled me into a hug, just like every morning during this class. I returned the gesture, enjoying his awesome hugs. Hoot has the best hugs ever.

Courtney looked at me with a smile. "I can come over too right? Kathryn isn't inviting me over without asking is she?"

I shook my head. "No you can come over. I'd like to keep it just you three and Seth." I paused. "Make sure you keep your inner slut at home."

She frowned at me. "Whatever Alice, you know you love me."

"I love you for your personality, not your risqué behavior." I corrected her. "I don't care what you do on your own time, but since you're coming to my place of living, I won't hesitate to beat you if you piss me off."

Kathryn laughed and gave me a high-five. "I love you. Your sarcasm and bitchiness makes me so happy."

"I love you too Kathryn." I told her. Erika laughed quietly at us.

The rest of the class went by quickly. Watching something in class always makes it speed by. My only disturbances were Erika and Hoot pestering me on either side, trying to discover my "surprise" for them. I would just quietly tell them to hold their horses.

The bell rang yet again, encouraging me to do my best since I only had one more class in the death trap known as school. However, it was my least favorite one because of the long term substitute we had. Cue slacking.

Our regular teacher was Mrs. Newman, a very witty, sarcastic, lovable woman. Our sub was Mrs. Night, or Nightmare as she was dubbed by us students. She was overly loud, really strict, and as ignorant as they come. She pronounced just about everything wrong, she lost everything, and her favorite student was my least favorite person in the world.

Kathryn and I took our seats beside one another. Seth, or Sethy-Poo as I called him, sat on my other side. He smirked at me as I sat beside him and pleasantly said hello to Kathryn. Kathryn smiled at him and returned the greeting.

"Good morning, Sethy-Poo." I told him. He shook his head at me as if he was disappointed but after a stare I gave him, he broke out into a grin.

"Hey Alice," he said. "What's up?"

"Not a lot. What are you doing after school?" I asked him.

He frowned in thought. "Well, I was gonna lift weights but they closed the weight room for the basketball girls." He shrugged. "So I guess nothing. Why?"

"You're going to come over to my house after school." I said to him firmly, as if he had asked. He raised his eyebrows at me. "What if I'm not allowed?"

"I'll kidnap you." Kathryn said simply, looking around me to grin at Seth.

Seth laughed at that. He has the best laugh ever by the way. It's kind of like a short chuckle, but it's deep and adorable. He chuckles like three times every time and then he's done until something else funny comes up.

"What if I don't want to?" He questioned.

"You're my sex slave. You have no choice." I reminded him. "We've discussed this before." I saw him roll his eyes. "Just come over. I can give you a ride. I'm picking Kathryn up anyways. Erika, Hoot, and Courtney are coming too."

He paused. "But that gay guy hit on me the last time I came over."

"They're out of town." I soothed. "Kathryn is staying with me while they're in Canada."

Kathryn smiled at him. "Alice will be the only one to hit on you if you come. Don't worry." She looked at me when I sighed.

"I don't hit on Sethy-Poo." I corrected her. "I just enjoy creeping him out. His reactions are hysterical."

Seth chuckled at this. He was probably the best looking guy in our grade, but since I had known him my entire life, I wasn't attracted to him in the slightest. Honestly, no guy at our school appealed to me in that category.

"Alright fine, I'll go." He shook his head at us. "I'll just grab a ride with Hoot."

"I can pick you up you know." I said, wondering why he would resort to Hoot when I just offered him a ride.

He laughed. "Your driving is a hazard. You drive like 900 in a school zone. I saw that big ass Hummer you drive almost take out Lauren."

Kathryn shook her head. "You two should just get married."

I turned to her. "Why?"

"You're both so buddy, buddy it is ridiculous." She laughed.

I rolled my eyes and looked at Seth. "How about it Sethy-Poo? Would you like to become my husband rather than my slave?"

"Well we do have a lot in common." He laughed. "We have the same tastes in music; we both like the same kind of TV shows and movies. We both have the same food preferences and our favorite Pokémon is Arcanine."

"So it's settled." I smirked as Mrs. Nightmare called our attention back to whatever poem she decided to yell at us today. She had us dissect the damn thing and then explain it in our own words. I was beyond annoyed when she pronounced savagery wrong. She also said chivalry wrong. This woman is an idiot.

I sighed with happiness as the bell rang, calling my school day to an end. I hugged Kathryn and told her to meet me out front before stabbing Seth, my arm going through the space between his arm and his side. It's a really annoying, swift stab of the entire arm. It drives him nuts because I do it every day and he never expects it.

I laughed at his attempt to hit me and darted away from him, heading towards the exit of the school. I walk to my car, twirling my key on my finger, wondering how in the hell I was going to explain this to the criminals taking up space in my house.

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I thank all of you who read and especially those who review. Oh and if you sent a suggestion of what you'd like to see, I'm working on it. I'll do my best to incorporate any suggestions you guys have

as well as leave out anything you don't want to see. I'm considerate because I have time.

Thumbs up to me for having the highest grade in my A.P. History class! Woo!

Alright I'm done.

Toodles my dears.