Warnings: Futa/G!P Bella, Femslash, language, future lemons...

Merida is 18, Bella 20

Enjoy, bitches :)

If I owned Twilight, Bella would be gay and Edward might just be a woman... maybe... Edwina...

If I owned Brave, I would be way better off than I am.

"Belly! Belly Belly Belly!" I groaned, rolling onto my stomach and knocking my sister onto the bed beside me. "No, Belly Bug, you have to wake up! Mommy said! Mommy said!" Rose huffed, her small fists pounding against my back. If I play dead I can sleep more...

Finally Rosie huffed and I heard her run off, which made me relax, letting the sheet slip a little down my bare back. I didn't pay attention, and failed to hear a person enter my room. I didn't notice, to be honest, until they climbed on the bed. As she straddled my thighs, her scent washed over me, and I groaned when her soft lips brushed over one of the scars on my back.

"Bella... you have to get up..."

"I'm so sleepy, though..." I groaned again when she kissed the back of my neck, sliding her hands up my back and rubbing my shoulders.

"If you get up, there's your favorite breakfast downstairs."

Tempting...

"I'll get up if you eat more than an apple for breakfast," I sighed, dislodging her, rolling onto my back, and pulling her against my side. She sighed contently, sliding her arm around my waist and snuggling into my side. She was already dressed in a green dress, with gold trim (the dress from the movie).

"An apple and some meat?"

"And some bread, too?"

She huffed, the hot breath fanning over my collarbone, and nodded. "Fine."

I smiled, kissing her softly and getting up. "In that case, I shall get dressed." I was sleeping only in a pair of boxers, so nearly all of my scars and skin were visible. I didn't hear her get up, though I did hear her sit up. I got out trousers, slipping them on, then bound my breasts and headed to the small closet. I caught a glimpse of a slack-jawed Merida, and smirked a little. I eventually picked a forest green tunic, one that tied up the front. I then made my way back to the bed and leaned down, kissing Merida on the head.

"Come along, lass. Time for breakfast." She huffed, but got up and followed me, winding her arm around mine. I smiled down at her, jolting forward when I felt a lanky body collide with my back as Edward jumped up, wrapping his arms around my neck. "Hi, sis!"

"Edward, what-" I started, but a collision with my leg set me slightly off balance. I looked down to see Alice with her arms and legs wrapped around my calf. "Alice..." Another, smaller weight collided with my other leg and I saw Rose grin up at me from my leg. Wait... there are two others... shit... I picked Merida up bridal style and started running down the hall, my three siblings still hanging on as I heard one, no two... no THREE THUNDERING SETS OF FOOTSTEPS barreling toward me. I yelped, flying down the hall.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I burst into the kitchen, tripped, fell, and my siblings and Merida scrambled away while my two brothers and felix all dog piled me.

"BELLA!"

"Em! Oof! Aandre! Gah! Felix you oaf!" I attempted to claw my way out, and instead ended up wrestling with Emmett, with the rest of her siblings rooting them on. What I didn't know was that Elinor was walking into the room, which caused everyone else to grow silent. Finally she's standing beside Emmett's head, where I have him pinned, and her foot starts tapping. We both stop and look up. Her arms are crossed and her expression is set in hard, cold stone. Next to her is my mother, who has her best angry face on, which in itself is scary, and her arms are also crossed. I gulp and jump off my little brother, shoving my hands in my pockets and bowing my head. Emmett quickly joins me.

"Isabella Marie McGuffin, why were you wrestling with your little brother?!"

Rose ran up and hugged my leg. "Mommy! Mommy! Don't yell at Belly, she didn't start it!"

"Oh?" Mom knelt down and looked the little blonde in the eye. "And who did?" Rose stuck one thumb in her mouth and pointed at Edward with her other hand. "Eddy! He jumped on Belly's back, then Ali jumped on her leg, and it looked so fun! So I jumped on her other leg. But them Emmy and Andy wanted to pway, too, and Fe-Fe agweed and then Belly ran here and they tacwoled her!" I couldn't help cooing at her, nor could I help lifting her up and holding her against my chest, where she promptly stuck her thumb back into her mouth and laid her head down on my shoulder. But even Rose's display of intense cute couldn't deter my mother from handing out punishment. So she turned to my brother, Edward, and it was now his turn to look sheepish. It was clear what look he had gotten when he started to react.

"No! Mom please not that!"

"Edward..."

"But... that's... That's the only fun I get to have!" I raised my eyebrow at this. Surely that was not all the fun he was allowed to have.

"Edward you need to leave that room now and then anyway. You're becoming a hermit!"

"Please don't ground me from Sharon!"

Just to clarify, Sharon was his piano. He was obsessed with the instrument and rarely did much else.

The argument continued for about ten minutes, and in the end Edward did get a three day grounding from Sharon, mostly because it turns out we had broken about ten plates during our brawl. The rest of the morning went in peace, except the dogs jumping on everyone and the twins causing mayhem, but overall it was fun.

Rose is Bella's kid?

No. Aandre, Emmett, Edward, Alice, and Rose are all Bella's siblings.

StrangeHooligan69 (aka, too lazy): Ayyyyeeee whatup fool? and yeah yogi is pretty cool. And why is Rose being the baby wrong? She's so cute ;~;

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