Chapter 10, Enjoy!
Warning: None at the moment
Disclaimer in chapter 1
A/N: Welp, three updates in one day! Why? Because something else is getting updated this weekend can't tell you what...it's a surprise 8D
Hitched
Crazygrandma sent a message to the following Recipients: Babe, LadyH, Tankieluvr, and Catwoman.
Crazygrandma: Oh ladies….I need to talk to all of you! I'm getting married!
Babe:….
LadyH: .n.
Tankieluvr: Uh….
Catwoman: CONGRATUALTIONS GRANDMA MAZUR 8D WHEN'S THE WEDDING?!
Babe: Oh boy…~n~
Crazygrandma: Hmm, in about 2 hours! Steve and I are going to Atlantic City, and I need you all as Bridemaids, plus, we need a ride.
Tankieluvr: Well, I'm gamed, any trip to Atlantic city is a welcomed thing! Let's get you hitched Grandma!
Babe: Heidi….Heidi..be the voice of reason here! They're just going to ignore me and call me my mother!
LadyH:….Me?! Voice of reason?! Never, CONGRATULATIONS GRANDMA MAZUR, I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU A WEDDING GIFT!
Babe: Wait! Now, if you do this, I'll call mom and she'll stop you, Grandma Mazur.
Grandma: Aw what can she do, I'm moving in with Steve, who cares about your stuffy mother!
Cawoman: Yeah! I stole the keys to one of Ranger's SUVs, ROADTRIP!
Tankieluvr: And I got Tank's credit card, we'll stay over night and gamble!
LadyH: And I'm rich and famous! Let's go to Chinatown!
Grandma Mazur: Then it's settled, let's go to Atlantic City!
Babe: Wait…wait…hold on now, we can't do this, I mean…I ought to go talk to Carlos about this…
Catwoman: Plum, you better shut the fuck up, pack an overnight bag, and be ready to leave in about 10 minutes, got it?!
Babe:….got it…. .n.
Catwoman: Good girl, now let's get ready to go, ATALNTIC CITY HERE WE COME!
~End Message~
Ranger sent a message to the following recipient: BigD
Ranger…uh…you might want to sit down for this one, dude.
BigD: I'm sitting, now what?
Ranger: I got a call from Tank, apparently, the girls went to Atlantic City so Grandma Mazur could marry Steve.
BigD: This sounds like I need a strong drink, nothing good comes from the following people; Jeanne, Lester, Heidi and Grandma Mazur, and three out of the four people are in one group, well ,lay it down for me, dude.
Ranger: Well…uh….um….they're in jail, in Atlantic City, apparently, A guy tried to cop a feel off of Heidi, and Lula tased him, and then another guy jumped Lula and then Jeanne jumped them, and then Grandma Mazur took a gun out, and Steve nearly had a heart attack and Heidi tripped into Grandma Mazur and the gun fired off and the Stephanie with her luck jumped back and knocked into a cop and made him fall and he knocked himself out…I hope you understand that, right?
BigD:….Well, I'm not surprised, let's get the hell up to Atlantic City, maybe I can blow some money before we bail them out.
Ranger: Oh boy, I hope the Organization doesn't get wind of this, Heidi has two strikes, one more strike and she's on desk duty for a year.
BigD: Well….shit, I've had worse punishments, like cleaning duties, and or, being the test dummy for the newbies….oi vey…
Ranger: Oi vey is right, and they talk about grounding us, groundage for them too
~End Message~
Babe sent a message to the following recipient: Lady H
Babe: This is would have never happened if you all had listened to me, now we're all on punishment!
LadyH: Not Jeanne…she's not on punishment.
Babe: Well, Lester is watching her, so technically, she is on punishment!
LadyH: Whatever, that's not punishment! She's fucking that man! I hope you know that, Stephanie…Jeanne and Lester are fuuuuuckkkking!
Babe: I don't wanna know that…hold on, I'm getting a call from Grandma Mazur.
LAdyH: What did she say?
Babe: Oh god…we're all going to jail, Grandma Mazur told me that she and Steve are going on their honeymoon to Aruba, and she wants all of us to go with them! All of us meaning; Jeanne, you, me and Lula…apparently, we were a hit with Steve and he wants us to go with them, oh boy…Heidi…what's with the crazy texting!
LadyH: nonosvoesgswge;iognrs;grdnro; 8D!8D!8D! WOOOHOOOO FRREEEEE TRIIIP! Hurry up and pack, Stephanie we have jails to break out of, and planes to catch! 8D
Babe: Uh….oh…why do I even bother, I'll be ready in a minute..
~End Message~
BigD Sent a Message to the following Recipient: Ranger
BigD: Uh…you might want to-
Ranger: Don't worry, already got the news, they're all detained in Customs, apparently, Steve brought back illegal male enhancements.
BigD: Oi Vey…
~End Message~
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