AN:This will be the last chapter before I begin Nanowrimo. For those who don't know Nanowrimo is National Novel Writing Month, an even designed to make writers...well write. The point is to write 50,000 words in a month in order to get ideas flowing without worrying about editing until it's over. I don't know how I'll do, but I'm hoping I can finishes this year.
Naruto groaned as he let his arms fall. "Where the hell is Kakashi? We've been waiting for four hours!"
Sakura shrugged. "We really should know...why are you hanging off a streetlight?"
"Because I can." Stated Naruto as if it was obvious. "Anyway I have an idea on how we can get back at Kakashi. We'll need to call in some help, but can I count you two in?"
Sakura nodded while Sasuke gave a "hn."
"Alright, I'll go set it up."
Five minutes later
"Everyone know what to do?" Asked Naruto, looking out at everyone who he could convince to help...which as it turned out included four ANBU squads, twelve Jounin, twenty five chunin, every clan head on the council, Danzo, the academy's PTA board and the Fire Damyo himself. If team seven learned anything that day it was being constantly late made you more enemies than you realized.
"Special effects standing by." roared Ibiki.
"Camera crew ready and waiting." reported an ANBU.
"Therapy station on standby." chimed Kurinai.
"FLAMES OF YOUTH BURNING WITH THE WHITE HOT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!" I think you know who said that...
Elsewhere
Kakashi sighed, finally arriving at the meeting spot only to find his students had left without him. "Oh come on, I'm not that late...only a few hours...I think..." She shook his head in disbelief and picked up a note with his name on it.
Kakashi
We've decided to talk to Granny about you're constant lateness. Come to her office as soon as you get this. The longer you take the more pages get burned out of your book.
Love,
Naruto
P.S.: BOOM
Kakashi's eye widened as he threw the paper away just in time to not be caught in the explosion. "These kids are trying to kill me!" He froze as what the letter said finally hit his brain. "NO MY PRESSIOUS! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM LADY TSUNADE!"
Tsunade blinked, curious as to when Kakashi had learned the Flying Thunder God. "I'm afraid your too late Kakashi, I've already decided on your punishment." With an evil smile she pressed a button under her desk, causing a trap door to open under the masked man.
When he came to Kakshi found himself face to face with Gai...who was wearing nothing but a green thong speedo. "!"
Due to the current rating on this story the following scene has been censored. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Tsunade nodded in satisfaction as she tried to stem the flow of blood from her nose. "The sales from the video will be a very useful source of income once it get's though editing. I'd say he learned his lesson."
"I think we all did." Whimpered a ghostly pale Naruto. "I for one learned your more creative than Pervy Sage by a long shot."
"I learned Kakashi apparently super glues his mask on and Gai is surprisingly weak to aphrodisiacs." Stated a blushing Sakura. "Um Sasuke, what up with your Sharingan?"
Sasuke blinked and checked himself in a conveniently placed mirror. "...apparently this was enough to get the Mangekyo Sharingan."
AN: Yes, I do consider puting Kakashi in a porno with a drugged up Gai equal to killing your best friend. RESPECT CANNON SEXUALITIES!