Hey Upper Eastsiders!
Do you ever feel like the luckiest girl alive? Well you're not, because I am. At this moment, I'm cozying up by the fire in the uber social area of the hamptons, my my totally gorgeous house, watching the preppy boys pull off their pastel colored polo shirts, and do dumb dares like laying in the snow. See, there is a reason why any New Yorker spends the thanksgiving holiday in the hamptons. And it's the same reason people wear Christian Louboutin stilettos or fly first class: the best is just better.
Speaking of the best, no one does it better than Marc Jacobs. I'm a modest girl, but even I think I look pretty stunning in my new Marc Jacobs gold donella dress and maryjanes. Okay, maybe I'm not modest but why should I be? If you were looking this gorgeous, spending thanksgiving in the hamptons, with the most elite people, you'd be talking about it too. As I learned from my mother, its not bragging if its true.
The Dynamic Duo
Just so you know, I can't either. The report on these two seem to change daily. Are they friends? Are they enemies? Frenemies? You know who I'm talking about B and S. The one thing I think I know for sure, is that there is something that is causing a rift between them. A new boy perhaps?
I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news.
I'm sure you have heard the latest about what happened at B's Hampton house party. Oops. Sorry if you weren't invited. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail! N and B were getting a little frisky on the dance floor. Especially N. Down boy! But then a certain skanky bottle blonde, townie girl showed up. Believe me, by what she was wearing, she wouldn't know high fashion if I threw it at her Clairol Nice 'n easy #102 bottle blonde head. But apparently N had a little too much fun with the skank over the summer.
B and Skank took part in a little catfight, causing ripped dresses and broken hearts. The shocker of the fight: B yells out about how she planned to sleep with N. You know the old saying boys: If you put us down, we won't go down tonight. Oooh!
But guess who came to the rescue to a sobbing B? None other that the ass of the upper eastside, C. Aww. How sweet. Rumor has it that C and B went off to C's room for the night. (Thanks to party goer Kellykat032 for the tip) Something is going on between them. I can sense it. But what exactly is it? I'll be watching.
Seen
D and V reenacting scenes from indie films on D's camera. Were they love scenes? S, how do you feel about that?
Little J and N having what looked like a heart to heart conversation. What about, darlings? Is something wrong with my darling N? I'm sure its nothing that a night with me can't fix!
S partying all night long, with some euopean guys that crashed the party. No word on what happened, but she surely ditched D!
C waiting outside his own door, for N and B to come out. What was going on inside? I'm not sure yet, but I think I am getting closer to finding out about this whole N, B&C thing.
Dear GG,
There is this guy I really want to impress. I want him to notice me, but I still want to play hard to get. Help?
wanna-be-perfect
Dear wanna-be-perfect,
I could give you lessons in the perfection department, but some are just born with it. Maybe you should take a clue from Hansle and Gretel and help him find his way to you. I'm sure you are already amazing. If he is like every boy I know, a trail of disguarded clothes will do the trick!
-GG
Dear GG,
I just found out that the girl I love has been hooking up with my best friend. I love her, and I can't believe she would do this to me, but I still want to be with her. As for my best friend, I want to kill him. What can I do?
-angry-in-love
Dearest Angry-in-love,
Oh honey! Fight for your girl! She will fall in love with you, because every girl loves a man who would fight just for her. It also helps to be gorgeous, like N. god he is yummy. But now I am getting off topic. Since you'll be giving your best friend a black eye, get something to give her too. Dimonds are always in fashion.
-GG
Dear GG,
Help. I am in love. Whipped. And I hate it. There's this girl and she is completely amazing. But our relationship is complexly physical. Not that I mind that, because I love wild nights as much as the next guy, but I think I might want something more. But I don't know if she, or I, are ready for that.
LoverBoy09293
Dear loverboy,
As the song goes, "lets get physical". Yeah, yeah. All that is great, but you need to show her that you really care. One night, plan something special that will keep the clothes on. Well at least for most of the night! If that doesn't work out, then relax. No one would mind being super glued at the lips. I certainly don't…
-GG
XOXO,
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl