A/N: I'm getting another chapter done, Yay! I almost forgot, I will put a disclaimer in the chapter that stands for my whole story, sorry for not putting it earlier. I am so glad I got seven reviews it put a smile on my face, all except for the one review I got. Stupid brother, how dare you put that in a review, Don't you think I get enough of you at home. Yes everyone, devinator is my no good brother, you had better thank him for getting on my case about updating. He also told me, to tell all my readers, that he isn't stupid and would never use tongs to pick anything up. (Hahahaha… yeah right –snickering)
Now on with the chapter, people, my beloved readers please be nice and read and review.
War:
Girls vs. Boys
Chapter 10:
Thongs
Recap:
What disturbed the guy's worse were not the words written on the walls but the tampons, pads, makeup, and hair accessories that were thrown in there.
They thought touching bras and underwear were bad think again, because their situation just got ten times worse.
Just then, Neji entered the room and the first thing he thought was those girls are going to die for what they've done to my room.
End of Recap:
"They will pay," Neji roared.
All the guys agreed by nodding their heads.
"Why don't we storm in on them and shower them with crazy string?" Asked Shikamaru, trying to come up with a good plan.
"Yeah," all the guys agreed.
Neji opened his closet door, to get the silly string or crazy string whatever you want to call it. He came face to face with dresses and shoes.
"They will die, first they glue this beard onto my face and now they tampered with my room." All the guys snorted.
Neji just grabbed the box from the secret compartment in the back of his closet and handed each of the guys a bottle of crazy string.
"This is our plan, we will run in the room quickly fire at them and then just stand over them laughing," Neji said.
"Yeah," said Gaara, "we want to see their faces, and reactions."
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With the girls:
The girls had implanted a sound device in the handle of the tongs that let them over hear all that was going on. Oh, they knew what the guys were going to do and they were prepared because they were girls.
That's one thing every guy forgets, girls always have a back up plan and if they don't they will literally pound someone. Guys were dense sometimes like that, especially when it came to figuring out a woman's mind. For all males have trouble comprehending the female mind while girls have very little difficulty understanding a guys mind.
(I mean no offense but it is true, take for instance, most female writers can portray men and their thoughts while hardly any male writers, can comprehend and get into a females mind.)
"Let's put our plan into action." Tsunade said with an evil smirk and glint in her eye.
"Hinata hide behind the door and remember once all the guys rush in slam the door and lock it." Ino said making sure that their plan would work perfectly; oh yes it would she thought.
The guys weren't prepared for what would happen next, it would… well you'll just have to read to find out.
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Back with the guys:
The guys were marching down the halls there cans of crazy string ready.
"1…2…3…" Neji said while bursting into the room…
All the guys burst into Hinata's room to find…
Oh my god… Kakashi thought.
They have hot bodies… thought Kankuro.
My youth is completely contaminated… Gai thought.
Sakura has one heck of a sexy body… thought Sasuke.
Why did I have to come to this party…? Gaara thought.
How could they…thought Neji?
My, my what do we have here…thought Itachi.
"Like what you see," Said Tsunade in a seductive manner while she slapped her hip playfully.
At this point, all the guys were holding their noses and they tried to run out of the room but Hinata blocked the door.
In case you're wondering, why they are thinking and acting this way, doesn't the title give it away?
All the girls were wearing a very cleavage-showing bikini top and they were wearing thongs for the bottoms.
Oh, we got them good…thought Tsunade.
They would have never suspected this…Tenten said.
They are staring at us as if we are meat…Hinata thought.
Ha, now I can get Sasuke back… thought Sakura.
We are evil…thought Ino.
I love messing with these no good idiots… thought Temari.
Tenten walked up to Neji, who was still in the ridicules Santa costume with the super glued beard.
He was in front of all the guys, standing up for them in a way.
"How sexy do I look," Tenten whispered into Neji's ear.
"Ah…" Neji said and backed into the rest of the group a boys who were huddled together staring at the girls.
"That's what I thought," Tenten smirked triumphantly.
"Now we can have some fun," Ino said her voice full of malice.
"That sounds like fun," agreed Temari.
"Yes I agree," said Hinata who walked over to the rest of the girls.
"Get some clothes on," Gaara said, more like hissed.
"We are wearing clothes," retorted Temari.
"Proper clothes," Shikamaru stated.
"These are our proper clothes." Tsunade said and stared at them.
"Cut the B.S. and put something on." Kakashi said.
"Under one condition…" Sakura began.
A/N: I'm an evil author I know that all too well… What more can I say, I thought the chapter was okay not the best. What can the condition be? Well, my fellow reader's next chapter will be called the condition, so I can't spoil it for you now. I know cliffhangers suck and I apologize, but I'll try to update soon. MY GOAL IS TO GET TEN REVIEWS, SO PLEASE REVIEW!
PLEASE READ: I was thinking of making a one shot about the time where Neji threw the mud filled water balloons at Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, and Shikamaru. What do you guys think? It happened it chapter four and I thought it would be a funny one shot. Please vote to let me know if I should do it or not.