January 19

Dear diary, after a long, LONG fight, I have gotten back on speaking terms with Hampton. Fucking cheater! Things are not good, but better than they were.

I don't want to break up with him, but I am not letting him near my cunt until he wins me back! Grrr!

I told him that if he wants to get his cock wet again he is gonna have to fucking well earn it! I also told him if he fucks anyone else I will snipe his balls like those pedophiles! So help me Khorne I will set his balls on fire if he cheats on me again!

I am his girlfriend, and to me at least that relationship fucking means something!

I am fucking furious, even more than I usually am! I have not been this angry in as long as I can remember! And that's really saying something! Grrr!

Why the fuck did Hampton have to rape Cindy like that!? How does that even make sense! It was just pure betrayal!

I have been nothing but faithful to Hampton! Apart from him the only thing to enter me has been my vibrator or my fingers, and even that is only when he is not around! I haven't been even THINKING about fucking other men!

I was right in the fucking bed with him! If he wanted sex he should have just woken me up! Did he just like want to spare me from disrupted fucking sleep or something!? Or couldn't he just wank if he didn't want to wake me!

He had no fucking excuse for this. None! I never denied him sex, never ever! I take fucking PRIDE in always putting out for my boyfriend! He is a war veteran who has fought and killed for the chaos gods, he is deemed worthy for me by Khorne himself, I am fucking HONOUR BOUND to keep his balls empty like a good Khorne girlfriend should! He had no excuse!

Just because Cindy is hotter than me, he just had to fuck her?, I don't fucking buy that shit! Does Hampton think that I am only faithful to him because he is the hottest guy around?! News flash asshole, plenty of guys are hotter than you! I am fucking FAITHFUL! grrr!

Do you think that faithfulness is dependent upon being the hottest person available! That's like the fucking opposite of being faithful! You fucking asshole!

And what about poor fucking Cindy! Even YOU admitted that she was shaking her head and resisting the entire time! Did you think that you could just rape her and then go back to bed and she wouldn't tell me?! How fucking DUMB are you! Best case scenario was that she would still tell me as soon as I took off her gag. Fucking idiot!

Cindy might be a Slaanesh whore, but even she still don't like being raped against her will, no woman fucking well enjoys being raped, that's like the fucking DEFINITION of rape, not enjoying yourself at all while someone just forces themselves inside you!

It is because of shit like this that the Khorne Feminists Union was founded! Just so much fucking sexism in the forces of chaos these days! Just because someone has a vagina doesn't entitle you to treat them like fucking inferior sex objects! Cindy is a HUMAN PUNCHING BAG, she is not an inanimate object to have sex with! She is a PERSON! A person who enjoys being my punching bag, but still a fucking PERSON!

Well in the PAST I kept your balls empty, but that privilege is fucking GONE! Get used to having blue balls till you win me back!

I want to be fucking well wooed, with like presents and stuff. I want you to make me feel fucking special and really make an effort to show that you even care! Get your fucking act together and maybe in time I will resume the duty of keeping your balls empty!

Fuck, so anyway, Hampton came over this morning to try and make up with me. He gave me a bouquet of severed grox heads, which was kind of sweet, and apologised for what happened.

I didn't let him inside my house, but talked to him on my doorstep. Told him that he has to earn the right to enter my house.

He was all like making excuses and shit, like blaming Cindy for what happened. I slapped him and told him that Cindy told me everything and called him a fucking rapist!

He got all defensive and shit, so I got Cindy out so she could call out his lies. Hampton was all like trying one excuse after another that it wasn't his fault, Cindy was all like calling out his lies and I was getting super pissed off.

It was a brutal argument after that, I got into a huge punch up with Hampton, and I rammed my knee into his balls till he curled up in a ball on the ground, holding his balls and shit. I was all like kicking him on the ground and stuff.

Repeated kicks to the balls got him to talk, and he was all like apologetic and shit and stopped making excuses for raping Cindy. I eventually stopped attacking him and shouting at him, and calmed down enough to just talk about things.

Our relationship has a lot of problems, it's like really dysfunctional or something. I just have this nagging feeling that this shit isn't normal in a healthy relationship. Maybe I am just going crazy.

Well anyway, Hampton promised to treat me right from now on and said that he would win me back. He is taking me on a date tomorrow, to like win me back and shit.

I didn't kiss him goodbye when he limped home, he has to earn it. He will get all that stuff again when he proves himself worthy of it, it's as fucking simple as that!

(Page ends with excessive pictures of stick figure Christie kicking Hampton in the balls, and lots of angry Khorne symbols).