Seth: Hello, audience. I know you're expecting Dean, but he couldn't make it. I stomped his head through a cinder block, remember? But have no fear, your favorite former Shield member is here to save the day. Welcome to, Seth Rollins Says Nope To Stuff.
(Epic Metal Intro)
Randy: Dean Ambrose is better than you.
Seth: Nope
Randy: Dean Ambrose is smarter than you.
Seth: Nope
Randy: Dean Ambrose is more popular than you.
Seth: Nope
Randy: Paige made the right choice by choosing Dean over you.
Seth: Nope
Randy: Dean Ambrose is more of a man than you.
Seth: Nope, in fact-
Randy was so bored. He was tired of feeding Seth's ego. He dozed off so much that he didn't not somebody right behind him.
Dean: Hey, Randy. What's up?
Randy: Nothing much. Seth's just being a prick again. Wait a minute.
Dean: Bye, Randy.
He punched Randy in the face and knocked him out cold.
Seth: Alright, I'm done. Next question. Next question. Randy, are you listening to me? I said next- Oh, Shit. Hey, Dean. How have you been.
Dean: Get the fuck out of my fucking house before I fucking decapitate you!
Seth: Will do.
Seth bolted.
Dean: Zack! Get your ass down here!
Zack: What's up, Dean?
Dean: How the hell did those two get into my house?!
Zack: Oh, I let them in.
Dean closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.
Dean: Why did you let them into my house, Zack?
Zack: They said if I did they'd tell Hunter to give me a push.
Dean: AND YOU BELIEVED THEM?!
Zack: Woo Woo Woo, You Know It.
Dean: You know what? Fuck today's episode, I'm going to sleep.
Zack: Wait! What about Randy?
Dean: Put him on the couch.
Zack: You're gonna leave him in your house?
Dean: You're the one who let him in here in the first place. I'll figure out what to do with him later. Fuck this bullshit.