I am so, so sorry for not updating until now!! I had so much school work, it was just so overwhelming!! Now I feel really guilty for postponing your chapter, so here you go!
Voldemort: Do you have the chips?
Quirrell: (Sighing) Yes.
Voldemort: And the soda?
Quirrell: Yes.
Voldy: And the popcorn?
Quirrell: I HAVE EVERYTHING!! Can we just get this over with?
Voldy: You make it sound like a bad thing.
Quirrell: I have to sit here facing a wall, while you watch your stupid soap opera marathon. This is not my idea of a good afternoon.
Voldy: First of all, they are not soap operas!!! They are dramatic television programs!! How many times do I have to tell you? Second, I offered to get you a television also-
Quirrell: No you didn't!
Voldy: Don't interrupt the Evil Dark Lord!!! Anyway! As I was saying, I offered, but you were all "I don't like those shows" Blah blah blah! Also, you have brought this upon yourself! You held up my time talking about ways to destroy Potter, when I wanted to watch the finale of "All my Witches"!
Quirrell: Let's just get this over with.
(Voldy and Quirrell spend the next three hours watching soap operas, ending with Quirrell being very confused about what was happening.)
Quirrell: I didn't understand any of that.
Voldy: How could you not? It was simple.
Quirrell: I didn't get why Veronica broke up with Justin.
Voldy: She was dating Carlito behind Justin's back, and felt guilty, so she ended it.
Quirrell: But what about Sharon? Wasn't she dating Carlito?
Voldy: Yes, but Veronica didn't know.
Quirrell: So Veronica broke up with her boyfriend to date Carlito, who was also dating Sharon?
Voldy: Yes.
Quirrell: Then why did Jacob want to kill Sharon?
Voldy: Because Sharon actually loved Justin, and was only dating Carlito to make him jealous. And Jacob didn't want to kill Sharon, he wanted to kill Maine, Who was in love with Carlito's half brother Xavier, who loved Veronica.
Quirrell: But I thought Carlito's half Brother was Pueblo?
Voldy: No, Pueblo was Cindy's Step-Mother's Cousin's Hairdresser's Third Cousin once removed.
Quirrell: That is just twisted. And wrong. How can you figure out those evil plots?
Voldy: I am the master of Evil Plots. Nothing get's past me. Come on, Minion, you should know this.
Quirrell: So Pueblo wasn't related to Sharon?
Voldy: I GIVE UP!!!
Ok! I tried to make it a little longer this time, to make up for my…long absence. I will try to get the next one up soon. Please don't give up on me!!
Oh yes, before I forget, thanks to Ladyfallsalot and Verop for being my two of my most loyal reveiwers. Kudos to you two!! Well , FloweredEnchantment OUT!!