Gibbs/Ziva fic: Morning Routine

Humour/Romance

M Rating

Next up, after this one, is... JACKSON! Woo! hehe enjoy :)

Fornell

'' Oh, you've got to be kidding me.'' said Tony watching as Fornell walked into the bullpen.

'' Hey Tobias, did you lave your wallet here or something?'' asked Gibbs, Ziva rolled her eyes, she wasn't in the mood.

'' No, but I do have a hall pass.''

'' Yeah?''

'' Yeah, your suspect Angela Sanders is tied to the O'Shea case.''

'' The dead FBI Agent?'' asked Ziva. Fornell nodded.

'' Yeah, her weapon matched bullets found in O'Shea's body. We've been after that woman for months.'' The team looked at Gibbs, they expected him to shout Fornell down, to tell him that he wasn't allowed, that they had done all the work and the FBI were taking the credit as per usual, but instead Gibbs simply said-

'' Ok, pull up a chair.'' Tony's jaw dropped, McGee's eyebrows disappeared into his hair and Ziva shook her haid. Fornell remained standing and Gibbs looked back up at him.

'' Something wrong Tobias?''

'' I expected you to laugh in my face and tell me to get lost.'' Gibbs smiled, shocking the FBI Agent.

'' Ah Tobias, you need a hand and I'm giving you one. What are friends for?'' said Gibbs before standing up, walking past him, patting his shoulder and walking towards the elevator.

'' David?'' Ziva sighed, got up and ran to the elevator and went in before the doors slid shut/

Now with Gibbs out of the way, Fornell looked at the remaining members of the team.

'' Ok, what's going down?'' The two boys exchanged glances.

'' What?''

'' He is too happy.'' stated Fornell. Tony and McGee looked at each other.

'' We should tell him.'' said McGee and Tony nodded.

'' We should.''

'' Oh God, he's not married again, is he?''

'' Not quite.'' said Abby walking into the bullpen catching the tail end of the conversation, along with Ducky and Jenny.

'' He's dying?''

'' Nope.''

'' Well what?'' asked Fornell getting frustrated.

'' He's seeing a woman.'' Fornell raised his eyebrows.

'' Ha, she's one heck of a woman if she's making him nice.''

'' Oh she is.'' said Jenny, Fornell looked at her.

'' You met her?'' The team nodded.

'' You have too.'' said Ducky. Fornell looked confused.

'' Think, apart from Gibbs, who isn't here, that you've met?'' Fornell thought for a minute then it hit him like a speeding car.

'' Officer David?'' he asked not quite believing it. The team nodded and he took the chair that Gibbs offered him, like he knew he would need it, lucky son of a gun.

'' No way.''

'' Way.'' said Abby, Tony grinned.

'' And I bet that the elevator is curently out of order.'' The team laughed while Jenny shuddered.

'' What?''

'' Catching them threee times is enough, thanks very much.'' Fornell scoffed.

'' Caught?''

'' Please, don't make me bring up those memories.'' Fornell put his hands up.

'' Ok... how did those two get together?''

'' We don't know. All we know is that they are fast approaching the one year mark.'' said McGee, Fornell let out a low whislte.

'' Who found out first?''

'' I did.'' said Palmer, walking up into the bullpen, originally intending to find Ducky, but now he was involved in this... interesting conversation. The team rounded on him.

'' And you didn't bother saying?'' Palmer put his hands up in defence.

'' They made me swear not to say.''

'' How did you find out?'' asked Jenny.

'' They were making out in the storage cupboard, well... it was a bit more than that-''

'' They were screwing?'' asked Abby, Palmer brushed.

'' Not really, though I would say Agent Gibbs is good with his hands, well Officer David would anyway.'' Fornell shook his head.

'' I found out 'cause Ziva showed me a tattoo she got, it meant 'Jethro' in Hebrew.''

'' I saw both of them in a restaurant... Ziva and Boss ruined my date.''

'' I caught them sharing affection for each other, needless to say if I hadn't had stopped them-''

'' You'd be scarred for life.'' said nodded.

'' I got them back though.'' said Ducky the team looked at him.

'' How'd you manage that Doctor?'' asked Fornell.

'' I made them clean the tables.'' Tony, Abby, McGee and Fornell laughed and Jenny scowled.

'' Am I the only one who actually caught them at it?''

'' I saw them have cyber sex.'' offered McGee. Jenny shook her head.

'' Cyber sex, it's not the same. Even Joe and Cynthia only saw a video, I watched the real thing, live action...'' Fornell shook his head.

'' They're like randy puppies then?''

'' Randy, yes, puppies... I'd say more like lions.'' said Tony. The team chuckled and Fornell shook his head. He walked over to the elevator and pressed the button.

'' Oh my God. It's working.'' Jenny said, burying her head in her hands. The two moved over and watched as the elevator doors slid open to reveal Gibbs holding Ziva close to him. Jenny breathed an audible sigh of relief.

'' Wow, no sex?'' Gibbs glared at her while his cheek was pressed to Ziva's hair. Abby frowned.

'' Everything ok?'' Gibbs nodded.

'' Yeah,... what are you all staring at? Get to work.'' Fornell snorted.

'' I knew it was too good to be true.'' Gibbs grinned.

'' It's not too late for me to change my mind about you being here.'' Fornell put up his hands.

'' Alright, I'm gone.'' said Fornell. The team grinned and Gibbs glared at them before growling and closing the elevator doors.

'' Oh dear...'' said Ducky before ushering them all back to the bullpen to do their work.

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'' You ok?'' Ziva sniffed.

'' How did you know-''

'' I know you. So I know something is bothering you.''

'' It has been a decade since Tali was killed.'' Gibbs hugged her tighter.

'' Ziver-''

'' I never normally tell people or let them know-'' He cupped her face.

'' Don't be stupid, I share Shan and Kel with you. It's not weakness.'' Ziva rolled her eyes.

'' I know... can we leave this until later? We have a case to solve, never mind an FBI Agent to babysit.'' Gibbs chuckled and flicked the switch and the doors slid open for them to go out.

They left the elevator with smiles on their faces, for the knowledge of what comfort they were going to give and receive. They walked into the bullpen and the team looked at them as they went to their desks. Gibbs looked at Fornell.

'' Yeah?''

'' It's true then, you and Officer David?''

'' Uh huh, what of it?''

'' When you're done with her-''

'' Yeah, you can have her... One problem though.'' The team's jaw dropped and Ziva looked like she was going to cry.

'' That is?'' Gibbs looked at Ziva.

'' I'm not letting her go. For anything.'' Ziva smiled and Gibbs winked at her.

'' Hey Boss, we got something, Angela Sanders has a house in Fairfax and she didn't show up at work and her car is still in the drive.'' Gibbs stood up.

'' Good work DiNozzo, take Ziva with you.'' The two agents grabbed their jackets and stood, but before they could leave, Gibbs grabbed Ziva by the wrist, spun her around and all but stuck his tongue down her throat. They pulled their lips apart with a load wet smack. He winked at her.

'' See you later Ziver.'' Jenny groaned and shut her eyes and Fornell raised his eyebrows at Gibbs' subtle marking over what was his.

'' Ok, I get it Gibbs, she's yours.'' Gibbs grinned.

'' Damn right, she is.''