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Summary: In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations. "YOU A BABY FADDA, FOOOL!"

Rating: T

A/N: Okay, this is the second part to my 'Yaoi-Parody' chapter. This time I'm attacking Male Preg. I'm really confused, because I don't understand how people make that work. I mean, yeah, two guys are married or whatever and want a kid, I understand. But you cannot just bend the laws of physics just so they can have a natural baby.

Men don't get pregnant.

I don't care what you do, how you say it, or whatever magical spells happened.

Men can't get pregnant.

It is impossible.

Now don't get me wrong, there are some stories that are really good that have Male Preg. I'm just saying, men can't get pregnant and I don't understand why they don't just adopt a kid in the fic.

Warning: Pokes fun at Male Preg and teeny-boppers once again writing about stuff they know nothing about. Also contains spelling and grammar mistakes (hopefully a lot more this time), misspelled Japanese words, and immature Rin-Bashing

Inspiration: Oddly enough, the quote "A fucking shark ate me!" Don't ask…

Chapter Ten: My Baby Fadda

A.K.A. Kyo and Haru are togetherz so they needs to have a baby!

So one dayit was sunnyout and Kyo was um… at SHigure's place in the living room. But then Haru came in from the door and he was like,

"Bakaa neeko! You got me knockeded up!" Kyo looked at haru funny and then went,

"Iiee bakaa ushii! Men cant get preganate.! Menes don't have babies!!!111!" Kyo said with shock all over hisface andhiseyeswere all big and yeah!

"Yeah, but um… since we're animals uh… our animal halfs of us did this special thing that reacted to your cursed and made a special egg inside of me. And I also have a special man-wombbm, yeah!" haru said, using this TOTALLY valid excuse.

Srly! That could SOOO happen in real lifers, yeah!

"OMG, really Haru!???!! That's cr4zynessisty! OMG you're gonna have a babieses!" Kyo shoouted as Haru started jumping up and and down.

"I KNOW! IT'S FREAKY-DEAAAKY! W00TNE$$! Demo, Kyo-chan, koibitto, YOU ARE MY BABY FADDA!"

"What's a baby fadda?"

"YOU A BABY FADDA, FOOOL!"

"WHAT'S A BABBY FAADDA?!!"

"THE FATHER OF MY BABIESES!"

"OH"

So months later, Haru had a fat belly and everyone was all like, yay for babies and man smex. And then Akito was all like, nobody loves the cat, but Kyo told her to fuck off and she was like, okay, I just hate myself. So nine months later, Haru had his bayb through his man parts some hwo.

And kYo was all like, take that Rin-bitch, Haru is my man sex slave. and rin was all crying and stuff because I hate her and she's stupid and haru was like, oh look at our baby he's normal! And kyo was like, yeah and he's got whiet and red hair and one red eyes and one gray eyes!

THE END!

End Note: Hey. There were so many red and green lines in here, I felt dumb. But anyway, I think I actually read a Naruto fic like this, and I was like "WTF?" because I couldn't understand any of it. So, I hope you got the point and could read everything.

Bakaa is Baka which means stupid/idiot

Neeko is Neko which means cat

Iiee is Iie which means no

Ushii is Ushi which means cow/ox

Srly is net speak for seriously

Cr4zy is sort of leet speak for crazy

-chan is an affection suffix used in Japan, mostly used for younger children, your own kids, or girls

Koibitto is a term that means boyfriend (I think)