It had been about a year since Anko took me as her apprentice. I no longer had to go to the Academy since I earned a private teacher that signed for me to spend all of my school training with her. So, my plan was going great.

My main focus then was to surpass Anko.

She worked on everything with me. Chakra control, jutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu. While not being a Genin, me being me, I'd say I was around Jonin level.

"DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T I WIN?!" I yelled after getting my ass kicked by Anko in the middle of the Forest of Death.

Okay, I wasn't exactly Jonin level...

Or Chunin...

Barely even Genin, actually...

Maybe a little below...

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

I was very advanced for a 9 year old.

While still technically an Academy Student, I learned things that were actually useful.

Not how to make flowers pretty.

"This flower is very poisonous." Anko said pointing to the plant.

"So, we're going to Forest of Death to learn about plants and what not to eat? Why should I worry about that? I'll be eating gourmet dinners fit only for god herself!" I said confidently.

Anko threw a senbon, hitting a tree right behind me. It barely nicked my arm.

"WHY?!" I yelled.

"Because if you can learn all the poisons, you can learn almost every antidote. And there are a lot of enemies out there that will use poisons. Poisons can weaken you to the point your about as easy to kill as your teddy bear." Anko said.

"Don't bring Doug into this, Anko!" I growled.

"Oh, looks like we have company, Umeko." Anko said pointing behind me.

I turned around to see a tiger.

Anko stood as I got a kunai and began to try to stab it.

"You're on a timer..." Anko sang.

We had a rule that when we're learning in the Forest of Death, if we encounter an enemy, I have to defeat it. Anko said if I couldn't beat it, she'd let me die.

But, as if I'd die! I'm god! Rabid tigers shiver at my feet!

"Son of a bitch scratched me!" I grumbled after I defeated the tiger.

Anko quickly healed me, but obviously let a little of the pain stay at the spot the wound once was.

"You shouldn't have let that tiger scratch you! I doesn't even know taijutsu, but it still beat you when it came to that." Anko said.

"That things like the tiger from hell. But, I killed it, so does it matter?" I said.

"Some ninja use all sorts of weapons. Some use poisoned claws that can kill you. If that scratched was an inch away from where it was, it would have hit a major artery and it would be very difficult for me to heal! You need to be more careful!" Anko lectured.

"Stop lecturing me, mortal." I said.

Anko punched me on the top of the head before disappearing.

I looked up and noticed it was sunset.

"No way... She did not. SCREW YOU, ANKO" I yelled.

She left me in the middle of the Forest of Death, alone, and it was about to get dark.

I didn't have many supplies left, with us training.

I only had a few senbon and kunai.

I ignored the slight trembling of my legs as I smirked.

"HA! YOU THINK GOD HERSELF WILL SUCCUMB TO A LOUSY FOREST FOR A NIGHT! I CAN SURVIVE, EASILY! WITH NO EFFORT! BITCH, I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!" I yelled confidently.

"Well, now that I think about it, that was a smart way to let every animal in the forest no where I am..." I said.

I began running through the forest.

'Did the anime say anything about how big it was!? I don't remember! I just know big events, nothing small! I especially don't know the details of this place!' I thought.

"Crap. Crap. Crap." I said with each jump as I jumped through the trees.

Then, I encountered a pack of large wild lboars.

"Well pigs, tell me. How many pigs does it take to get me full? One pig, then the rest dies too." I said, taking out two kunai.

"CHA!" I yelled as I punched one of the pigs.

I was expecting some Sakura Shippuden punch but, what I got was a pig whining in pain.

"Damn this pig sounds like a baby." I said as I punched, knocking out pig after pig.

"So, Umeko, how are you feelin'?" Anko asked teasingly once I got out of the forest.

I fell on the ground, weak from poison.

"Peachy." I said, before passing out.

Hey, BakaChan here. Sorry for the suck chapter, I'm really tired, but I just really wanted to update.

Yeah, School Problems.

So the chapter sucks, that much I know, but just think of this as filler!

But, hey next chapter is the start of a new arc! So, that's a thing.

suntan140: Who knows?

Umeko: Hey, all that will change about me when I get older is that I will have my god like powers. It's all part of my plan! BwuHAHAHAHA!

Well, actually, she will be less mean in the future, but I can't say too much.

Freddie4135: It's a suck chapter, but it counts right?

Umeko: Yup, just gonna sit here and keep being awesome... #FeelingAwkward... #StillHatingHashtags

SatsuUzumaki: XD Thanks! I don't know how I'll keep this going forever, but I'll try! I don't even have any pairing ideas yet!

Umeko: Forever, huh. You want my god-like awesomeness to last forever? T^T That's so sweet! I'm glad someone can understand how great I am!

bacon of doom: Spoiler warning, she will :)

Umeko: HAHAHA nice. You have the right idea!

easilyaddictedgirl: XD I really hope Umeko didn't hear you say that! *feels intense killing intent* Oh shit. *waves white flag while fleeing*

Umeko: We'll wait a few years to rip out that damn quackers. Actually, I changed my mind. I have my eyes on some different eyes. It will all work according to my secret plan! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LITTLE RED FOXX: You saw the reference... YOU SAW THE REFERENCE! I hope you don't mind, but *INTENSELY GLOMPS*

Umeko: Guilty of making awesome references...

Gueststar (for both chapters [Killing two birds with one stones with this one. But you're awesomer than a bird]): I'm a diehard NaruHina fan, so I kind of have to! And Anko is one of my favorite minor characters of Naruto, I wish I knew what was going on with her! T^T

Umeko: Sakura... Of course she feels bad! SHE WILL RUE THE DAY SHE BETRAYED UMEKO-SAMA-SENPAI-CHAN-SAN-KUUUUN-SENPAI-SAMA-SENPAI-SAMA! BWUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! when my plan is completed, she will especially be sorry!

Tough chick: You got that right!

Umeko: I'm moving up faster than Ino lost her... uh... Oh my god. OH MY ME! THIS PICTURE IN MY HEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

potterinu: HAHAHAHA! I like you! I like this review! Spoiler, it's gonna happen.

Umeko: Your just jealous of my super godly swagger.

Please don't be offended by her, Potterinu!

*Bows repeatedly*

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BakaChan dies while bowing

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Then comes back to life!

Umeko: Have any pairing ideas? Preferably not yuri, nor with Naruto... Or Sasuke... Or Kakashi... Or... *Names every character in the series*

How about Vegeta? That'd be nice!