Title: Jerk
Pairings/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Mentions of Gwen Cooper and Toshiko Sato
Warnings: Fluff I hope…turned out a little angsty too.
Summary: Ianto is pissed.
Author Notes: Set for the Alphabet challenge I received from Sushi Chi. Yay for the fun! Haha
Disclaimer: If I owned Torchwood, I'd have a pet Pterosaur and I'd annoy the hell out of Owen and Gwen because Tosh and I'd watching Ianto and Jack on the CCTV all day long. But I don't *Dies a little inside*
"What were you thinking Jack!?" Ianto snapped.
Jack sat on the couch in Ianto's flat, lifting his feet towards the table before looking at Ianto and changing his mind, "What?"
"You, Captain Jack Harkness, Are unbelievable."
"I know." Jack grinned lasciviously.
"That is a bad thing Jack." Ianto deadpanned.
Jack's grin turned into a frown, only mumbling, "What did I do?"
"You made me call my parents." Ianto glared at the older man.
"…So?" Jack's brows furrowed in confusion.
"My mam invited me down there!"
"I've yet to hear the problem in this situation…" Jack smirked.
"She wants to meet you but she doesn't know you're a guy! I'm going to be outed to my whole family, all because Captain Jack-Controlling-Harkness wanted me to pick up a phone and call my parents!"
Jack grinned as Ianto ranted. The Welshman looked at him angrily, confusion becoming evident on his features until finally he couldn't take it anymore, "What!?"
"You're so cute when you're angry." Jack chuckled.
"You are such a jerk!" Ianto yelled, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at Jack.
"Calm down Ianto! I don't have to come, we can get Gwen or Tosh to pretend to be your girlfriend if you want."
"Oh no! Don't you dare even think about getting the others involved."
"Well, I don't know what you want from me."
"I just don't know what I'm going to do." Ianto mumbled, sitting down next to Jack.
"It'll be alright." Jack muttered.
"No it won't. This is a disaster." Ianto put his head in his hands.
"Hey, don't worry. It'll be okay Yan. We'll figure this out together." Jack shuffled towards the younger man, putting a comforting arm around him, smiling when he felt Ianto melt into the touch.
"What am I going to do Jack?"
"…When does she want you to come?" Jack asked carefully.
"In three days." Ianto's voice was faint and Jack could barely hear him.
"Anything could happen in three days. You could cancel, say you're sick or something."
"No I can't, now she has the idea in her head, she won't stop until she meets you and it's all your fault Jack bloody Harkness." Ianto's voice rose and he hit Jack's chest.
"Hey!" Jack chuckled, "I'm sorry, okay?"
Silence roamed between them as they locked eyes.
"Do you want me to go with you?" Jack asked caringly.
Ianto paused, his mouth half open as he thought about what he was going to say.
"…Yes and no." Jack looked confused and Ianto quickly continued before he took it the wrong way, "I mean, I want them to know about you but…they can be so judgmental. I know you can probably take it but I won't be able to." Ianto looked to the floor as he spoke.
"You know I'd be right there though, right?"
"It's not that simple Jack."
"Just…don't think about it for now. We can figure this out later." Jack smiled, rubbing soothing circles on the Welshman's back, "Now can we please move on to inappropriate groping?"
"Jack, you're such a hopeless romantic." Ianto said sarcastically, laughing when he felt the mood lighten.
"It's not like you complain when I try." Jack grinned, moving closer to the younger man, letting their lips ghost over each other. Ianto felt his stomach flip as they looked into each other's eyes, the only movement was the slow rise and fall of their chests pressed together as they breathed.
"You're unbelievable, Jack."
"I know." Jack grinned closing the gap between them.
I have always wanted t write a proper 'meet the parents' story, I guess that is always a sequel I could write for this but I just worry I'll stuff it up.