Villain house chapter 10 by killered500
"buuuuut waiiiiit!" gothel whined before the story started.
"you forgot to give me a roomate!"
"oh, so i did" I said "there, now you're gonna share a room with tremaine, BE HAPPY I EVEN LET YOU IN THE STORY YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!" I yelled.
"oh, and uh, cruella, you're bunkin' with medusa" I added.
"NOW can i start the funny stuff?" I asked.
"yes, gothel is satisfied now." gothel said crossing her arms.
"alrighty then, let's get this show on the road!"
It had been several days since everyone had moved into the house, and thanksgiving was coming up. in a large room sat a complete moron and a skinny voodoo man. let us observe.
"Why me, why me?" facilier asked himself, face burried in a pillow. he had been with kronk for less than a week and it had drove him nuts. kronk was getting concerened his roomate had been like that all day. "hey, uh, doctor F?" kronk asked nervously as an enraged facilier slowly picked his head up from the pillow.
"What do you want this... time." he asked, trying to be calm.
"well, uh, it's just that you missed lunch, and i was wondering if you were hungry!" kronk said playing with his fingers.
"i'm fine." facilier said flatly before collapsing back on the pillow asleep. just then, narissa opened the door, and walked in.
"facilier, honey, wake up!" she said, shaking him.
"i don wanna!" he said.
"come on, we need you to help set up the party for tonight." she said encouragingly.
"Oh, alright." he said getting up.
"whatever it takes to get away from mr. i-talk-to-squirells." facilier said leaving. when they got downstairs, everyone was doing something-minus gothel. facilier walked over to jafar and saw his eyes widening like he saw an atractive woman.
"hey jafar, who ya checkin' out?" he asked slyly.
"her!" he said, pointing at a woman.
"look at her, is she not the paragon of all beauty and grace in the world, such perfection." he sighed.
"one, i'm betrothed." facilier said holding up one finger "two, you're scaring me" he said holding up another,
"and three, THAT'S YOUR FREAKIN' SISTER DUDE!" facilier shouted, holding up three fingers. everyone immediatley turned their heads to see what facilier and jafar were doing.
"i, uh, said that too loud, didn't i?" facilier whispered.
"nothin' to see here, jafar just had a short term memory moment, just refreshing him." facilier said assuringly.
"dude, jafar's always had that, we all just learned to put up with it." horned king said.
"facilier, come help us." narissa said helping facilier up.
"later dude, gots me a la-day to help" he said with a smirk. meanwhile, in faciliers room, kronk was sleeping, until he heard a crashing noise.
"dude, did you get hammered again?" hades asked, rolling shan yu downstairs.
"maybe..." shan yu said as he rolled by "hey kronk." "hm, that gives me an idea!" kronk said, running up to room frollo/doofensmirtz.
"doofensmirtz!" kronk said, scaring the scientist.
"what is it, can you not see i am formulating my plan to de- oh right he's dead." doofensmirtz said realizing he had been wasting time.
"i need you to help me build something!" kronk said.
"really? what?" doof asked curisously.
"you'll see." kronk said with a smirk.
"you'll all see."
"facilier, can you hand me that bucket of blue paint?" narrisa asked, standing on a stool, painting a banner with the words "happy turkey day" on it. "yeah, yeah, sure. shadow, get it." he said snapping his fingers as his shadow grabbed the paintcan and gave it to her.
"gee, thanks." she said with a sarcastic smile.
"thanks for choosing mongol catering services for the party." shan yu said to hades, as various huns ran around making party platters.
"you're welcome, here's 20 bucks, go by yourself something nice." hades said, handing him the money.
"hey, this is in cents!" shan yu excalimed.
"no charge." hades said.
"besides, that's for making me roll you like a freakin' katamari." hades said.
"oh, that reminds me, Hey dr. F!" hades called tossing a copy of katamari damacy towards him.
"happy thanksgiving." he said.
"thanks man." facilier said appreciatively. just then kronk walked downstairs.
"hey everyone!" kronk said.
"what is it kronk?" yzma asked listlessly.
"i..." kronk said.
"yes?"
made..." "yes?"
"HOTWINGS!" he shouted. everyone cheered, running into the dining room. kronk maybe annoying but he was a damn good cook.
"i haaaate hotwings!" gothel whined.
"and i hate youuuuu!" "SHUT UP DAMNIT!" hook said, forcing his hook into her cheek, reeling back to gain momentum, and launching her through the cieling, in fact. several cielings and floors.
"AAAAH!" she screamed as she hit the first floor, morgana/zurg.
"huh, this place gets weirder everyday." zurg said, looking up from a book and hopping through the hole.
"what'd i miss?" she asked.
"well, shan yu somehow got high off the paint, silver is installing the cable with mcleach, jafar has creepy lust towards his sister, ratigan went out to book the entertainment, haven't seen tremaine or medusa today, everyone else is eating, and gothel just flew through your cieling courstesy of hook."hades summarized.
"like i said, weirder every day." she said dryly as she ajusted a laser gun on her arm.
"and don't let me forget to um... THANK hook later." she said walking into the dining room.
"gotcha" he said winking.
gothel, meanwhile, had somehow not only been launched out of the house, but somehow out of our atmosphere itself. "space is c-o-ld!" she complained.
"" spoke a cat with a poptart for a body shitting out a rainbow with much gumption.
"indeed, indeed." gothel concured as the nyan cat used its lazer eyes to launch her back to earth and through all the holes she entered, eventually making a hole in the living room.
"did mother gothel just fly through the air and land back here precisley?" dr doofensmirtz asked as he and kronk stood in the snow with something covered in blue tarp.
"yep, saw it from here!" mcleach called from the roof as he and silver ajusted a satelite.
"ok, mal, it should work now." mcleach said.
"good, now jump through the gothel holes,: maleficent said.
"ok, um, afraid of heights here. let's asses."
"cons, i could get stuck on the roof and freeze my ass off, pros... this could be fun as hell." he thought.
"ah what the hell, giranemo!" he yelled, falling through the holes and landing on mother gothel. silver did the same, only a cannonball.
"ok everyone, the cable's working!" mcleach said as a car pulled in the parking lot and ratigan stepped out with a fairly famous band.
"will guns and roses do for the evening?" ratigan asked as mcleach, hades and silver looked on in pure squee.
"hey everyone, entertainments here!" hades called. everyone came into the room. hades made his way to the front of the crowd.
"well now everyone, we've worked hard, we did well, and now, i feel it's safe to say we can..." hades spoke as he snapped his fingers and a dance floor and disco ball appeared.
"PARTY!" he exclaimed. everyone began to dance as guns and roses played paradise city.
"you're sure we're almost ready to reveal?" doofensmirtz asked kronk as they wheeled the contraption up to the house.
"of course we are." kronk assured. meanwhile, inside, guns and roses finished playing, "alright everyone, that was guns and roses!" hades said dressed in a monkey suit.
"now, i wanna get a little serious here." he said as the lights dimmed.
"i want a moment of silence for..." he said, pausing for drum roll.
"Charlie sheen!" he said. everyone drew blank stares at him as crickets chirped.
"the... two and a half men guy?" he asked.
"hades." maleficent tried to interrupt.
"red dawn... no?" he said tugging at his collar.
"hades..." maleficent grew fiercy in her tone.
"tiger blood..." he said sweating.
"HADES!" maleficent shouted.
"what?" he asked a little peeved.
"we KNOW who he is, but he's not dead!" she spoke.
"well... this is awkward... damn that hitman sucked!" hades said, launching a fire the air.
Meanwhile, in the sheencave...
"charlie, you're about to be hit by a flying projectle!" said his butler pippy mcnipples.
"oh, well that sucks." he said casually.
"just let me practice my dying words... OH SHI-" he said as the fireball landed on him.
"NOW we can have the moment of silence." hades said. mcleach, who was sitting on the couch watching football, suddenly felt a cold chill come over him.
"what am i doing watching this? footballs for fools!" he said, gasping at he realized what he said.
"no, i won't let myself- HURK!" he said falling to the floor, convolsing.
"uh, mcleach, you ok?" hades asked as he stopped moving and his eyes closed.
"you dying?" he asked.
"oh hades," he said, eyes reopening, reavealing red.
"you should know that the dying don't have TIGER BLOOD! MWAHAhAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA!" he said, revealing possesion.
"everybody to the panic room!" hades shouted entering a door beneath the staircase as everyone followed.
-wow, what another chapter Bs and Gs, i first got inspired for the charilie sheen possesion by jaceydemy of youtube (AKA the fangirl who got "destroyed" by mozenrath last chapter.) check out her vlogs, they're really 's her channel( if she don't mind me sharing it.)
/user/jaceydemy
and by the way jacey, no thanks for the publicity is required, just a video review'll be enough -killered500