From Human To Irken
Chapter 10
(Rated M for language and alchohol abuse and ... thingsss... LOL! I KNOW YOU'RE LIKE "WHAT? Why would our Sara and Zim do this?")
"Sara..." Zim whispered. He stroked her back.
"What?" she said tiredly. She yawned.
"It's morning..."
"Whatever..."
"Cmon... We can do anything you want..."
"Let's get our base back!" Sara said. She sat up.
"We can't... It's too dangerous..."
"Are you telling me THE GREAT ZIM can't get his base back?" Sara taunted.
"No! I am protecting you!"
"I survived my parents... I think I can help you."
"Well Dib... he's got people out there..."
"You're strong..."
"What's with you?" Zim asked. Sara wasn't acting herself. She was being seductive, and it was working, but she wanted something. The base back.
"Nothing." Sara said. She put her arms around his neck.
"You're not gonna stop 'till I say we're going to go get the base back are you?"
"Nope."
"Eh, it's enjoyable."
"Let's go out tonight..."
"Where?"
"A club."
"A what?"
"A club. You go dancing."
"I can't dance."
"It's not what you think... But I'm gonna need a new outfit and so'll you."
"Nah, I'm good."
"Whatever. Let's go." she said.
"Alright."
"Let's make the trip there... fun."
"Fun?"
"Yeah. Like playing tag."
"Eh?"
"Tag is a game where someone is 'it'. If they touch someone and say 'Tag!' then that person is 'it'."
"Oh I've played that only... I was it the whole time."
"Let's go." Sara said. They got up and left. Gir was running around like crazy.
"IM IT! IM IT!" Gir yelled.
When they got to the mall they went Hollister. Sara picked out a purple and black corset and really short jean shorts with holes.
That night they went to a club and were dancing.
"I'm gonna mess with these boys." she said to Zim. They could talk and hear eachother because they had advanced hearing.
"I'll watch." Zim said. Sara started dancing with some hot boys and she noticed they couldn't hear her.
"IM AN IRKEN!" she yelled. The boys nodded.
"IM GOING TO DESTROY EARTH!" she yelled. The boys smiled.
"COOL!" one yelled.
"MY BOYFRIEND IS AWESOME! I'M GONNA GO HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM WITH HIM!" she yelled.
"NICE!" one of the boys yelled.
"I HATE YOU GUYS AND YOU'RE RETARDED!" she yelled.
"THANKS! YOU'RE CUTE TOO!" he yelled. Zim was laughing.
"WHATEVER! BYE!" she yelled. She walked over to Zim.
"What is that one word you said mean?"
"Which one?"
"That one... Secs?"
"Oh sex! It's how humans mate. Then the female will get pregnant. and there belly gets REALLY big and then the baby comes out... But humans do it for fun too." Sara said.
"Irkens used to do that... Only now they started taking out the female's eggs and put them in those things... But I bet you still have eggs..."
"Really! When we're older do you want to have a smeet the old fashioned way?"
"Yeah!"
"Haha lets just dance and mess with people!" Sara said. They were dancing. Zim started messing with these girls and Sara was somewhere else. When he found her she had a crazed look in her eyes.
"What happened to you?"
"TEQUILA SHOTSSS!" Sara yelled. She started dirty dancing with Zim.
"WHATEVER YOU DID... IM LIKING IT!" Zim said. It took Zim awhile, but he figured out she had alchohol.
"I'l be back!" she yelled. Zim chased after her and saw her taking more shots.
"Oh boy..." he said. She seemed to get more and more crazy and horny after every shot.
"You wanna go?" she asked.
"Why?"
"So we can... I dont know... do something..." she said.
"What kind of something."
"I think you know what I mean..." she said. She bit his lip playfully. He ran his hands down her back.
"Let's go then." Zim said. They ran through the woods and got in the cave.
"Gir! Go get Tacos and stay at the Krazy Taco all night!" Zim yelled. Gir screamed and smiled then ran off. Sara and Zim started making out. He got on top of her and they threw off their clothes.
Authors Note: Haha yeshhh. ZimXSara action... LOTS! Next chapter will be EPIC. :)