Ah, Jen…words can't express how much you mean to me. You're always there. You're the best of the best. I hope you have an ah-mazing day.

I hope this brings back some memories.

I give you... 'Debauchery in the Happiest Place on Earth'

"You have got to be kidding me! An hour wait? For a fucking ride?" I spat, ignoring the appalled looks from the other parents standing next to me in line.

Come on... like they didn't want to curse a blue streak while waiting in the sweltering heat to get on a stupid Princess ride.

"Daddy, we don't have to wait," Kayla whispered, her sweet little face tipped down toward her feet, and I instantly felt like shit.

She had been talking about Snow White's Scary Adventure since we told her we were going to Disney World.

There was no way I could break her heart because I was an impatient ass and didn't want to wait in line.

I knelt down and tugged on her curls, waiting until she met my eyes, the color so much like my own.

"I'm sorry baby, of course we'll wait. Just let me text your mom to let her know we'll be a while longer," I told her, my heart swelling when she smiled so wide, her cheeks looked like they would burst.

After giving me a huge hug, she stood patiently and waited for our turn while I whipped out my phone.

Fucking stuck at Snow White. Will meet you by Peter Pan in an hour.

Her reply came quickly.

You must be PISSED! My mom is going to take the kids to the room for dinner so we can have fun by ourselves.

And just like that…my day got better.

*()*()*

"Thank you so much, Daddy! That was the best. I was a little scared when the Witch came out, but I knew you wouldn't let her get me. I can't wait to tell Michael about it!" she squealed as we walked hand in hand through the park.

My little girl was getting so big.

Good thing I had another one on deck.

I would just make sure Cora stayed a baby forever.

I could do that, right?

Bella and the rest of our crew were waiting right where she said they'd be, and I was more than ready to send the kids off with Renee so we could go play.

Bella nearly fell over when Kayla jumped into her arms, her excitement contagious as she replayed the entire ride for her.

After a kiss to each of the kids, we watched as they made their way back to the hotel.

And then it was just us.

"You look a little flushed, Baby. Is the heat too much for you?" I asked, putting my hand on her damp forehead.

She smirked up at me, yanking my hand down and tangling our fingers together as she started to pull me toward a ride.

"Michael dragged me over to Splash Mountain. The line was so long, and he made a friend with the kid in front of us, so I was catching up with some of my stories that updated. And well…there was this new one…and it kinda got me all…" she mumbled, her cheeks flushing that beautiful pink I loved so much.

"Bella, were you reading smut in the middle of Disney World?" I gasped, pretending to be appalled.

Meanwhile, we both knew I was turned on as hell.

I pulled her over to the insane line that had formed for 'It's a Small World' and pressed her up against the metal railing.

Her eyes were hooded as she looked up at me, her lips full and swollen as if she had been chewing on them all day.

She probably had been, wishing my cock was sliding between them.

Dirty girl.

"What was it about?" I rasped into her ear, gathering her hair into a make-shift ponytail, and yanking her head back.

"This guy would watch a woman running every morning and…" she mumbled, her face flushing scarlet as she looked at the crowd of people around us.

I leaned in closer, my breath brushing against the sensitive shell of her ear.

"What would he do, Bella? Would he fuck his hand as he watched her?"

Her quiet moan was answer enough.

"We should-" I whispered harshly in her ear, but was interrupted when the crowd surged forward and we were suddenly next in line.

I really wanted to yank her out of line and go…somewhere.

My cock was really fucking hard and the way she undulated against me as we waited for the next boat to pull up sure as shit wasn't helping.

When they let us board, it was easy enough for me to hop into the back of the boat.

I didn't need anyone looking over my shoulder at what I was about to do.

Bad enough all these little animatronics kids were going to see.

It may be a small world, but I had a huge cock that was borderline painful right about now.

The boat lurched slightly as the ride started, making Bella slide closer to me.

I used it to my advantage and deftly slipped my hand between her thighs, thankful that she had worn her shortest shorts to try and combat the heat.

I pulled her against me, nibbling the long line of her neck on my way to her ear.

"Did you feel dirty, reading that kind of story while standing next to Goofy?" I whispered, loving the way she trembled against me.

"You know I did," she moaned, rubbing herself against my hand, desperate for more friction.

"Yet you still did it. It must have been good. Was it good, Bella?" I growled, not even paying attention to the different countries we were passing through on the stupid ride.

"It was good. I wished it was me," she whimpered, now blatantly trying to ride my hand.

But I wasn't having that.

If I couldn't get off…she wasn't either.

"Do you want to do that when we get home, baby? Do you want me to stand at the front window while you run past? And you can look at me and know I'm seconds away from shooting my load all over the wall?" I whispered, taking the delicate lobe of her ear between my teeth.

Her thighs clenched around my hand, as she threw her head back and moaned softly.

Damn it.

Who knew she could come from my words alone?

She barely had enough time to get herself together before we pulled back into the station and had to get off.

Speaking of getting off…

"Edward, where are we going?" she whispered, tugging at the damp crotch of her shorts as I yanked her away from the swarming masses and over toward the bathrooms.

Thankfully they were empty since Ariel was making her appearance over at her grotto or whatever the fuck it's called.

I pushed her into the handicapped stall and spun her around so she was facing me.

"Oh baby…my dirty little girl. I'm gonna give it to you so hard," I snarled lowly, before I attacked her mouth.

I swallowed her moans and whimpers as I moved us closer to the wall.

We were going to need to bathe in Purell after this, but it was going to be worth it.

"Turn around," I whispered, pushing on her hips until she complied.

I hung her oversized purse on the back of the door and made sure she had an extra pair of shorts inside.

She did.

My little Girl Scout…always prepared.

I didn't hesitate as I reached down and ripped straight through the crotch of her denim shorts.

"Edward!" she gasped, wobbling slightly on her ridiculously high heeled sandals.

I chuckled as I pushed the ruined shorts up high on her waist and yanked her pink thong down.

And damn, if it didn't look perfect tangled up with those heels.

"Bend over," I growled, grabbing a handful of her ass cheek.

I could see how very, very wet and swollen she was…just begging to be pounded.

And that was exactly what I was going to do.

Her hands were wrapped around her ankles, leaving her at the perfect height for me to slide inside her.

"Oh shit, baby," I groaned, feeling her tight, wet heat surrounding me.

Her throaty moans echoed off the tile floor as I started thrusting.

There was no way I could keep her quiet, and the last thing I wanted was to have Sherriff Woody show up and cart me off to Pluto's Prison, so I knew I would have to be quick.

I bent over her back, wrapping my arm around her waist to keep her steady, and let my hips go wild.

"Look at you, dirty girl, getting fucking in the middle of Disney World. You should write a story about that!" I panted against the delicate skin of her throat.

Her muscles held me tight, letting me know just how close she was.

She just needed a little push.

"You want me to go find that Flynn guy from Tangled so he can watch me fuck you?" I snarled, and…

That…

Was…

It.

"Oh, fuck, Edward!" she cried softly, her body shaking as the orgasm raced through her.

I grabbed hold of her shoulders and pushed inside her twice more before I came as well; sinking my teeth into her flesh so I didn't get us caught with my war cry of ecstasy.

Her hair was a mess when I helped her back up, and I couldn't help but laugh when she glared at me.

"I told you about that Flynn Rider thing in confidence," she pouted, as she turned around and sat on the toilet.

"Aw come on baby, don't be mad. I'm sure I can find him if you wanted to try for round two," I teased, handing her the extra pair of shorts to change into.

I ducked when the ruined ones came flying at my head.

"Asshole!" she giggled.

"Yeah, but I'm your asshole," I cooed, as I pulled her to her feet and checked outside to make sure we would be able to sneak out without being seen.

We walked slowly back towards Cinderella's Castle, enjoying the rest of our kid-free time.

"So, did you ever get to finish that new story?" I asked, reaching into her bag and pulling out her phone.

She yanked it out of my hand, giggling.

"It's not finished yet, so I'll just have to be patient. But there's this other one I'm reading…about a Princess and her Dark Prince…you can read that one with me if you want," she said with a wink.

"Oh…I want to baby, you know I do." I smiled, wrapping her up in my arms.

"I can't believe we had sex in the Happiest Place on Earth," she whispered against my chest.

I looked down at her, pushing her hair off her face.

"Well...I'm not sure about you, but I sure am happier now!" I laughed loudly, drawing the attention of the people around us.

"Sorry, he just got done with the 'Tunnel of Love'," she giggled, yanking my stunned ass toward the monorail that would take us back to our hotel.

"Bella, I can't believe you just said that!" I hissed, sitting down on the bench and tugging her onto my lap.

"Why? It's not like we're going to see any of those people again," she smiled, pushing her finger against the frown marks on my forehead.

We're laughing and tripping over each other's feet when we walk into the hotel room, and I'm not surprised to see that Michael and Kayla are still up.

"Did you see Mickey? Did you ride Space Mountain? Did you have fun?" they rambled, bouncing up and down like Tigger on crack.

"We had lots of fun. No Kayla, we didn't see Mickey, but we did get to see Ariel," Bella laughed, ushering them into the room they were sharing.

I stood in the open doorway and watched as she got them into bed and pulled the covers up, snuggling them in tight.

"What are you thankful for today?" Bella asked, smoothing the hair off of Kayla's face.

"I'm thankful that Daddy had enough patience to wait in the line for Snow White's ride," Kayla smiled, making Bella laugh.

"And I'm thankful that that none of the Princesses tried to kiss me," Michael smirked, and I wanted to tell him that one day, he would be anxious for those kisses.

"And I'm thankful for Kate and Beth, and for Flynn Rider," Bella giggled, as she tickled the kids.

"Daddy's thankful for Mommy's fanfiction addiction," I said seriously from my spot in the doorway.

Bella glared at me before she bent down to cover the kids in kisses.

"Why is your hair all a mess Mommy? And why are you wearing different shorts?" Kayla asked, turning on her side and yawning.

Bella looked over her shoulder at me, all kinds of pissed off.

"She and Daddy must have gone on 'Mr. Toad's Wild Ride'," Michael mumbled sleepily, tucking his hand under his chin. "I bet everyone gets messy on that ride."

I managed to stumble out into the hall before I lost it, laughing hysterically.

Bella smacked me on the shoulder after she closed their door.

"Ass," she grumped, but her smile was blinding as she let me take her into my arms.

"You wanna go for another turn on 'Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?" I whispered against her lips.

"Nope…I have no more shorts left."

Next time you go…try that!

Happy birthday Yummy!