Hey again, to make up for me not writing in a while, here's another chapter.

--Idon'townFMAoranythingelse—

Black Hayate was sitting under Armstrong's oven!tree, looking up at Mr. Dead. His stomach growled with hunger, puppy eyes on full. You see, Riza had forgotten to feed him that morning, because she had slept over at Roy's house the previous night…

-Flashback-

Roy was at a bar, very late at night, and very drunk. He sang the barney song as Riza tried pulling on his arm to drag him out.

-End flashback.-

He looked in Roy's office window, and saw Ed opening a can of ravioli. Al was arguing with Roy.

"ED! Help me!" Al shouted, as Ed threw the ravioli out the window, and rushing over to help Al.

Black Hayate licked his lips and ran over to the open can of ravioli.

As he ate the ravioli, he started top get a out of flying sensation. He looked down, and he was flying, above the tree that Mr. Dead was in. He nudged Mr. Dead, who fell into the can of ravioli.

Suddenly, Mr. Dead's body started to glow a pinkish color, and started floating too. Haya-chan went over to Mr. Dead, grabbed his wing, and flew off with him into the sunset.

But didn't get that far, as the magical ravioli's effects wore off. Three yards from where they originally started.

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Note: No dogs or dead chickens were harmed in the writing of this fanfic.