Perverts, Freaks, and Lovers

by Crack God

After Sasuke and Naruto go to train together, Sakura feels lonely and is taken to see them. But then all of the ninja are forced to participate in a group competition inside a mansion. With disturbing things happening every day, will they survive?

10. The New Hokage

Perverts, Freaks, and Lovers

Chapter Ten (Chapter 10)

In the last chapter: Sasuke finally admitted that he liked Sakura to his inner self. While in Ninja Bunny's limousine, Neji and Tenten made a cake. Then, everyone on the limousine ate the cake. And that's about it.

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"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" everyone in the limousine exclaimed. It was now the next morning and Ninja Bunny just received a very, very, very, very, VERY important message.

The fifth Hokage had just radioed Ninja Bunny through the diamond plated radio inside the awesomely awesome limousine.

"I have wonderful news," the fifth Hokage had said.

"What is it?" Kakashi demanded through the radio.

"I just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt-" the fifth Hokage attempted to answer, but 'static' interrupted him.

"Please repeat," Ninja Bunny spoke.

"I just got zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zt zzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt zzt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt," the fifth Hokage spoke.

"Pardon?" Sakura spoke to the Hogake.

"I just got my zt zt zt zt zt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt," the Hokage repeated, but 'static' occurred again.

"Just say what you fucking need to say!" Neji spoke, annoyed.

"Yeah, please just say it," Kakashi said.

"I just got my zzzzzzzzzzzt accepted for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzt zzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt," said the Hokage.

"Okay, now you're just being fuckin' retarded," Ninja Bunny yelled through the radio.

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This is a poem I wrote for English, so please enjoy!

Old people

Old people always use a cane

Old people are hardly ever sane

They try to cut through your bloody vein

And wash your soul down the drain

Yeah, that's it. Now back to the story! (No offense to old people.)

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"I fucking said that my flippin' re- zzzzzzzzt got accepted to zzzt do zzzzzzt it zzzzzzzzzt with zzzzzzt for zt $100,000,000 dollars a zzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt hour!" The Hokage exclaimed.

Everyone inside the flying limousine was quiet. Did they just hear what they thought they heard? Did the fifth Hogake just get a job to do it with people? But they had to be sure before they made any further assumptions.

"Please repeat your self from the beginning," Ninja Bunny spoke through the radio.

"God!" Tsundae (I think that's how you spell her name) shouted. "I am resigning from the position of Hogake. I just got accepted to work at McDonalds flipping burgers for $7.59 an hour. So, I name you, Ninja Bunny, the Sixth Hokage of The Village Hidden in the Leaves."

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I'm sorry, but that's the end of chapter ten. I'm beating myself up right now on how short it is. But please don't get sad! I'll try to update soon, but no promises. There wasn't too much humor in this chapter, so I'll try to cram a lot of humor- as well as romance- into the next chapter. Since I'm bored, here's the old people poem again.

Old people

Old people always use a cane

Old people are hardly ever sane

They try to cut through your bloody vein

And wash your soul down the drain

Yeah, that's it. (No offense to old people.)

Thanks for reading and please review! REVIEW PLEASE. If you review you'll get an even better story from me!