Here's part 2! Finally. I had to do a couple rewrites of this chapter and me watching the Super 17 Saga, Frieza Saga, King Piccolo Saga, Tfs again and playing Dream Drop Distance didn't help. I'll try to get the next one out faster. Also the Hercule torture ends here because I do like him. Next time you see him he'll be starting from scratch!

I own nothing... NOTHING! *cries in a corner*

Chapter 10: The Nerd's a Fighter, The Tyrants a Nice Guy, and The Wise Old Martial Artist is a Lecherous Old Man Part 2

Gohan walked into the class where he saw his grandpa talking with 18. Most of the class was there save for Videl and a few others. Many looked in awe at the terrible tyrant known as the Ox King. Sharpner walked over with Erasa in tow.

"So this is your grandpa?" Erasa asked without noticing Master Roshi oggling her. Sharpener took notice of this with slight anger.

"And who is this?" Master Roshi stepped in front of the two.

"I am the ancient and mystic... Master Roshi," 18 saw Roshi and began stomping over, "Oh and who might you be?" He walked up to Erasa and soon began inspecting her, "Oh, too young..." 18 got behind him then elbowed the turtle hermit in the head. She walked away mumbling something about him being a lecherous old man. The bell soon rang and still no Videl. The Ox King and Roshi were in front of the class looking very intimidating.

"Alright class the reason you're reporting today is because of the arrival of The Ox King and Master Roshi," 18 walked in front with her bored personality, "We will be going outside for the entire school to see the demonstrations Roshi has and of course The Ox King has a surprise waiting for you," 18 led the class, Roshi, and Ox King outside where they were met with a replication of the old arena used in The World Martial Arts Tournament before Piccolo and Goku destroyed it.

"Master Roshi what's going on?" Gohan looked down at the old man.

"I decided I was bored! Since 18 took away my magazines and locked away all the good channels it's been boring. Not to mention she got rid of the beer!" He got to the middle next to his old student, The Ox King. Gohan was pulled up next to him by the android, but before anyone could speak Hercule Satan along with many reporters showed up out of nowhere.

"YES IT IS I, THE GREAT HERCULE SATAN, BACK AGAIN TO FIGHT THIS BUNCH OF LYING FAKES!" He looked at Roshi on the platform while a larger crowd had gathered, "TODAY I WILL SHOW YOU ALL WHO IS THE CHAMP!" Many looked at the camera's in confusion. Gohan stepped forward.

"Uhh... Mr. Satan, why do we need cameras?" Everyone started murmuring amongst themselves.

"I'M HERE TO SHOW THAT NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE GREAT HERCULE JUST BECAUSE THEY USED A LIGHT TRICK AND WIRES! BWAHAHAHA!" Gohan looked calmly at the idiot in front of him.

"We were out in the open and you got shot to the roof. Plus you had scorch marks on your body," Hercule looked embarrassed for a second then put on a smug look.

"LOOK KID TODAY I WILL PROVE ONCE AND FOR THAT TRICKS CAN'T DEFEAT TRUE KUNG FU MASTERY!" Many people went to his side, even Videl, but surprisingly Sharpener didn't along with a couple others. Gohan was about to say something when Roshi stopped him.

"I'll handle this Gohan. Just go with your grandfather to the sidelines," He nodded and followed Ox King. Hercule, along with many others laughed at the old man, "If you're so sure then you can fight an old man right?" He got into his fighting stance near the center of the ring. Hercule entered laughing with many people cheering for him.

"BWAHAHAHA! OLD MAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE MAN THAT DEFEATED CELL!" More cheers erupted as he entered the ring and got into his own stance. Roshi calmly breathed in and out then charged at alarming speeds. Hercule barely had time to bring up his arms to block a kick that sent him back a ways. Roshi quickly started rapidly punching the fraud's sides. He then flipped over the man and started taking off his shirt. Many were caught off guard by the actions of this old man. He had pretty much just put Hercule to shame, "I-I LET YOU DO THIS! GIVING AN OLD MAN A FIGHTING CHANCE!" Now many started cheering, but this slightly annoyed Roshi and it was really starting to get to Gohan. Videl looked at the ever annoyed Saiyan.

"IF YOU CAN'T WIN ADMIT IT!" The half breed yelled at Mr. Satan. A few boo's were heard from the crowd across from him. It was then that many noticed Roshi was increasing in size. He was now as big as Sharpener. He charged at the annoying man. He used the Multiform Technique so there were now eight Roshi's surrounding him and punching him every now and then. Many spectators began getting mad.

"TRICKSTER!"

"HACK!"

"FIGHT FARE!"

"NO SMOKE AND MIRRORS!" They kept yelling. Videl stood quietly looking at the half Saiyan across from her. Why was he so infuriating? Roshi stopped at that moment to look down on Hercule. Then it happened.

"I... didn't do it..." Mr. Satan stood up from the ground, "I... didn't fight... Cell..." He walked off the stage leaving a shocked crowd, Videl especially. Gohan smiled a little.

"D-did you get that Larry?" Ms. Cam Era stood watching the fight.

"Yes ma'am!"

"Good! This is gold!" Meanwhile Roshi got dressed again. He went to the center of the ring with small smile.

"I would like to officially start today by saying its a pleasure to be here! My name is Muten Roshi and I would like to say that there will be martial arts tournament for those that would like to enter, AND NO SAIYANS!" Gohan looked kind of worried, "The top fighters will be chosen to be taught in traditional Turtle Style. Also there will be a feast for lunch and after that Ox and I will be answering questions. Now Gohan remove the press from the campus!"

"Okay!"

At Capsule Corp...

Bulma looked at Tarble for the longest time, trying to figure him out. How was this well mannered Saiyan related to her brute of a husband. It defied all logic known to her.

"Miss Bulma, do you have anything to eat?" She sighed then led her Brother-in-law and his wife to the kitchen.

"So... what is it you're doing here exactly?" Tarble smiled at his Sister-in-law.

"I'm here to warn you that another one of The Cold Empire's royalty is coming here. I'm sure someone here has ended up fighting one of his scout's." The owner of Capsule Corp. Felt a little blank, 'When will these guys give up?'

"You know you don't really seem like you're related to Vegeta." She started up a machine that made a gigantic meal for the newest Saiyan.

"I think it's best if my brother should explain this. He's of higher rank."

Orange Star High...

It was now down to Sharpner and Videl, but of course Videl won. It was now lunch. The Turtle Hermit wasn't wrong about there being a feast. Gohan wasn't at this feast though. He was busy looking for Mr. Satan at the moment. He searched for his Ki and realized that he was on the roof.

"Why is it always the roof?" He mumbled to himself before phasing out then appearing right next to a distraught Hercule, "Hello Mr. Satan!" He added the patented Son Charm to his speaking.

"You... YOU AND THAT OLD MAN RUINED ME!" Hercule shouted out loud with tears coming from the once proud man, "I-I admitted in front of everyone that I didn't fight that monster Cell." Gohan put his hand on the man's shoulder.

"Mr. Satan I'm going to offer you something. A chance to actually learn something you claim to be fal-" Before he could go on Videl burst through the door in a rage at both men standing in front of her.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING!" She looked like Vegeta when he had to stop training.

"Sweet Pea, calm down for a second." The Afro Man didn't know what he was getting into then got thrown. She then ran up to the poor Demi-Saiyan with the same eagerness to throw him.

"NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" Gohan didn't have an inch of fear in him.

"Well I was just going to offer to train your father." Hercule perked up when he heard this. Videl just went blank for a moment then settle down somewhat.

"You'll train him, but not me?" It was quite saddening.

"You told me I needed a psychiatrist!" He exclaimed in his defense, "I'll train you though if you want..." A small blush went across his face. This got Mr. Satan curious.

"Okay..." She was actually relieved, "Oh and daddy!"

"Yes?"

"I think it's time you tell the truth." She looked at him sideways while Hercule got extremely nervous.

A few minutes later...

The press had gathered around Gohan, Videl, and Hercule Satan in the Gymnasium of Orange Star High School. Pictures were taken and film was taken.

"I, Hercule Satan, am here to admit to you that I did not fight Cell and the tricks I've been saying for all these years are true martial arts techniques. The real hero is beside me now." Gohan stood up then had Mr. Satan's arm around his shoulder. The reporters were abuzz with questions.

"Mr. Satan are you saying that the kid next to you beat Cell?"

"Yes."

"Then why lie?" Gohan smiled.

"He didn't lie. I told him to take the credit so the other Z Fighters and I could live in peace. He did fight and help us beat Cell, but I was the one who beat Cell in the end. After it Mr. Satan offered to take the credit and I told him he could." Questions began pouring in at an alarming rate, "Any other questions can be directed to Vegeta Briefs!"