ATTENTION: To readers, reviewers, etc.

For those of you who've enjoyed the delicious cracky moments of Tasteful Creams I would like to inform you all of some very important news.

There will be a lovely story written by Kenny-Chan 674 titled "Divine Crimes" in the Yu Yu Hakusho community. It will seem as a sort of side story to this one where Yoko Kurama opens up a similar shop across the street from Sesshomaru's Ice Cream, in hopes of snagging a young baby boy just like his rival Sesshomaru. Yoko's received a letter from Sesshomaru about how excellent the pickings for ripen illegal babes and thus encouraged the new older fox to come forth and wreck havoc on the town as well. The characters will be set as follows

Sesshomaru = Yoko

Naraku = Shuichi Minamino (Red haired Kurama)

Koga = Kuwabara

Inuyasha = Hiei

Charolette = A Fly

Bankotsu and Hiten = Jin and Touya

Others = Yusuke Urameshi

Unwanted Competition

Sesshomaru didn't like this. Not one unmolestable bit. Yea he already had his jailbait piece of illegal ass under his arm, but so what? He was still an honest pedo at heart and Gods help him when he saw that despicable fool moving in across the street it was all he could do not to throw a brick through that disgusting building of his.

Pfft please. Who in their right mines tries to attract small children to a candy shop these days? Wasn't that fool not up to the ideals of modern day attractions? If he wanted to get a taste of those hairless weenies, he was gonna have to think think, think sweet and creamy; not hard and sour. But all fucking jokes aside, if that son of a bitch fox stole his eye candy, there was going to be some true hell to pay.

"Sesshomaru?"

There would be double hell if his molestable tasty was drawn over there by the acts of that twisted cradle robber, "Yes Inuyasha?"

"Who's that moving across the street?"

Deadly competition for my school reeses pieces. "Just some random people looking to open a candy shop."

"Those random people are going to steal our business," Mumbled and already irritated Naraku. It was damn near three o'clock and he still couldn't get this smudge off those glass. After several more wipes, he declared it 'fucked up' and tossed it in the trash. "I'm not looking to share profits with that Baby Tail Chasing Mutant with a no sense of child restraint."

Koga sat by the window, face pressed against the glass, grinning odd expressions at the people who walked by. Why? Because he was the youngest, the most immature and most likely to get cussed out. But did he care? Ohhhh no. "So what's the big deal? Kids don't like candy anymore right?"

"I like candy." Inuyasha volunteered for no reason.

"I enjoy candy." Sesshomaru agreed, simply because he knew it'd please Inuyasha into his bed tonight.

"I'd fuck the candy." Yes Naraku would fuck the candy.

'I like candy too' But no one paid any mind to Charolette so she wrote 'Well forget you assholes too then.'

Suddenly three tall occupants hoped out of a car nowhere near as sweet as their brother's car in Koga's opinion and Inuyasha's if anyone cares. One of them looked suspicious like the one Inuyasha had seen during a Stranger Danger Program they had once in the gym. You know about the lessons about not listening to weird adults and taking whatever they offer you to have sex with them in their house. . . Inuyasha was absent those days.

"We needn't worry about those fools." Naraku hummed, rolling the corner. "I doubt they'll raise much of a fuss. I'm sure by the end of the week they won't have a bucket to piss in."

A. . . bucket to piss in. Speaking of which, "Inuyasha could you grab that Special Blend ice cream from the back office?" Sesshomaru asked, with his hand squeezing the plump goodness out of Inuyasha's ass.

"Ok." Nope Inuyasha didn't care because hell they'd done worst. He grabbed a handful of Sesshomaru's ass too and lovingly kissed his cheek like a good widdle puppy and skipped off to grab the cream.

Naraku didn't allow running in the shop but skipping was permitted. "You touch him while on camera again, I'm sending you to hell." Warned the elder brother showing a hairspray can and a lighter for proof.

"I see." No he didn't.

"Here you go." Inuyasha magically appeared with the full bucket in hand, automatically reaching around to squeeze Sesshomaru's ass like itw as an everyday dream.

Sesshomaru looked at Naraku, than Inuyasha, then back to his brother, holding that lighter high and to his baby brother still putting his greasy face on the window glass. Finally decision made he didn't care. His big ole' hand reached around and slapped Inuyasha's ass, hard. All of this ass freely coming to him, young, tender and sweet? Was Naraku on that candy across the street?

There was no way in hell he wasn't molesting this brat.

"Sesshomaru?"

"Yes?"

Inuyasha's eyes got super big, "Do you like touching me?"

Ohhhh baby you have no idea. "I enjoy your presence more than anything else."

That worked just fine. Inuyasha sighed lovingly laying his head on Sesshomaru's shoulder. "You're awesome."

"Indeed." He's awesomely going to molest you later you fool.

"Should we be worried about the competition fellas?" Koga yelled out loud for no reason.

Sesshomaru shrugged, wrapping his arm around his illegal hanyou's body. "No, we needn't be concerned over them." Besides he already had his prize. There was no worry about that those guys.

He'd just better keep his prowling to a minimum. He'd already staked claims on this piece of ass.

TBC: I really want you guys to check out Kenny-Chan 674's "Divine Crimes" when it's posted later tonight guys BTW I gave full permission for her to use a similar plot. She's an awesome author and has a great sense of humor ^_^