Know what? I give you all permission to slap me. Gosh, how long can it take to write one simple chapter? Because its just freakin' fun... Lets torture Ban some more. Actually I got some bad writer's black and then I came up with this. Who hates Mary Sues? Who hates being raped by them? Who loves Mary Sues being raped(if that's even possible...)? Who just loves Ban being tortured by a Mary Sue?

To think this story is 1/5 over!

M- Penis!

"Talk"

'Think'

In-Story words.

Flying Spaghetti Monster.

XXX

Pairing 10

Bankotsu/OC

He didn;t care that he'd been both RAPED and put into YAOI in his last stories. He didn't care. He'd take the next one like a man! He refused to back down! He'd slap that story and kick it in the ass! He bit his lip, clicking the fliters into Bankotsu/Character 2.

He clicked the button. The page loaded for a moment. And then the title came up. THe title was ridiculous. It's literal name was 'Love story.'

Sighing, he scrolled down. It started off with a girl, blonde, tall, with "D-cups" (Whatever the hell that means) running from a giant Penis demon. Bankotsu of course comes into play quickly killing the demon, and spotting theis girl. She instantly comes up to him and falls to her knees, crying and thanking him.

The author only stopped for a moment trying to make her a Mary Sue, as she stated her name was Debi. she explained that the demon was a creation of all men's lust.

Bankotsu rolled his eyes, okay great. He saved this girl, now what? Was he gonna do her or what? She seemed do-able, it wasn't like she was supposed to be hidious looking.

"Too bad that demon was only an illusion." Bankotsu's gaze shot to her, whipping around. The blonde girl no longer esisted. Now was only a black-haired girl, scars covering her body. One eye white, the other pink, Her lips were crimson red. "I was really hoping you would be one fo the ones to demand sex as a repayment. Or at least flirt." Her eyes narrowed. "Those who sleep for pleasure rather than reproduction deserve to die."

Bankotsu reached for his halber, regetting putting it down, but this thing was too quick for him. IT tackled him and despite is almost superhuman strength, he wasn't able to push her off him. His eyes flashed fear spotting the mix of confusion and lust in this thing's eyes.

Bankotstu rolled his eyes agian. What was this? He was some weakling who couldn't fight off a female demon?

"You.... yoou are one of a kind- the only one who has tempted me to even go this far. To think these thoughts," her lips lowering to be next to his ear. "Should I give in? Should I show you or shall I just kill you to stop my self from betraying my beliefs?"

Without a secnd thought, the demon threw off the well decorated cloth it held over its body.

Bankotsu's eyes grew, then begna to twitch. He'd been raped by that Demon Slayer, put into Yaoi. And now he was going to be combining those things along with smashing 'demon with beasts!' in.

Bankotsu felt he color drain from his face. He slammed the computer shut, picking it up, barely feeling it, eyes unfocused. He spotted Mukotsu walking by.

"Brother?" Mukotsu asked noticing his odd took a step back, grabbing the computer and Bankotsu threw it at him, and before Mukotsu could ask why, he'd taken off.

ignoring the multipul possible reasons, he shrugged, and continued on his way to his in-castle room.

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The document I had with all possible pairings vanished! All 40 pairings after this are gone! Please give me so I can-remake this list