Chapter 10:

Tobi was a living legend in the Akatsuki.

Kisame and Itachi wouldn't stop talking about how he had saved their relationship.

Zetsu had been crying about his flowers (girlfriends) being murdered.

Hidan wouldn't shut up about how Tobi's dress was an disgrace to his god.

Kakuzu was saying that Tobi was the one thing that had gotten him his money.

Sasori was talking about how he had ruined his life by letting him know that Itachi was more popular than him.

Konan was annoying Pein to the end of his wits by talking about how good of a boyfriend Tobi would've been.

Deidara was annoyed to the end of his wits by all this talk about 'Tobi'. What was so great about him? He was just another annoying idiot who deserved to be bombed.

"...Sasori no danna, you told me about Itachi being prettier than you yesterday-un." Deidara said.

"...And it's all Tobi's fault." Sasori cried bursting into tears.

"...You told me that too-un." Deidara said standing up. He was fuckin' tired of this, so he decided to go out and see that bastard who was ruining his day.

'Since today is free day, it should be hard to find him--'

"Hi Deidara-senpai!"

'-un.' Deidara turned around to see Tobi as happy as ever.

"Tobi was looking for Deidara-senpai." Tobi said running over. Deidara was silent.

"Tobi has 2 VERY important things to tell Deidara-senpai." Tobi said putting up 2 fingers.

'...2-un?' Deidara thought, his curiousity acting up.

"First, Tobi has done it!" Tobi shouted hugging Deidara. "Tobi has gotten everybody in the Akatsuki to love them!" Tobi said. "Tobi kept the promise!" Tobi shouted.

"GET OFF TOBI-UN!!!!" Deidara shouted pushing Tobi off. His face was burning a great shade of red from both embarrassment and anger. Tobi flew off. He slowly recollected himself before continuing. "Everybody doesn't love you Tobi-un." Deidara stated.

"But they all said they did." Tobi said.

'They probably said that to get rid of you-un...' Deidara thought. But he decided against saying it.

"...So what's the second thing?" He asked.

"The second thing is..." Tobi put his hand in his pocket.

"?" Deidara looked at Tobi curiously. Tobi's face grew red behind his mask. He gripped the thing in his pocket.

'Tobi can do this. Tobi can do this.' Tobi repeated to himself in his mind as he slowly looked up at Deidara who stepped back because he felt a little uncomftorable. Tobi closed his eyes one last time. 'This is it.' Tobi pulled his hand out of his pocket lightning fast and thrust it in front of Deidara who stepped another step back at his sudden actions.

"...Tobi loves Deidara-senpai!" Tobi said. In his hand he was holding a bouqet of roses. (Tell me if you thought it was a wedding ring! ; ))

Deidara stared at him without saying anything for a while. He already knew that Tobi loved him. He could never refrain from telling him that. But this time it meant something different, it wasn't the love he gave to pretty much everyone. It's the kind of love a bride gave a groom, a wife gave her husband, something just for him. His cheeks were pink. He looked at Tobi. His one eye looked at him desperate for an answer. Deidara finally got enought strength and said,

"...I do...too...un." He looked down and hid his face behind his sleeve in embarrassment.

"...Yay!" It took a while for Tobi to figure it out, but when he figured it out, you would've seen a smile. He jumped on Deidara and hugged him. This time, he put up with it and let him hug him.

"Tobi will love Deidara-senpai forever and ever!"

This story had ended! Stay tuned for part 2 okay? It will be another story so don't get confused.

Deitobi foreva! I love Deitobi so much!

I give thanks to all people who favorited, alerted, reviewed, or just read my story without giving me any sign that you read it!

Final Goodbyes:

Tobi: Thank you for loving me! Tobi is loved by 57 readers!

Deidara: He's mine so don't get any ideas-un...

Tobi: Tobi is sorry but Deidara-senpai is Tobi's true love! hugs Deidara

Deidara: Tobi, you've got 3 seconds to get off me-un.

Natume: Wow, you've gotten along real well. Before you wouldn't even give him one second.

Deidara: Shut up-un.

Tobi: Tobi doesn't understand.

Natume: It's okay! You don't need to know! hugs Tobi Okay guys, I'm going to tell this really gay joke that I rate 'M'. You have been warned.

There is this couple. They are having 'sexual' problems so they go to a doctor who fixes those kinds of problems. The doctor says,

"Get a bag of grapes and a box of doughnuts. Put a grape in the 'Love Canal' and have the guy take it out using his tougne. Put a dougnut around the guy's 'Love Pole' and have the woman eat it off."

It worked really well for the couple.

The next day, anothe couple comes in. The doctor first refuses to help them, but eventually agrees. He says,

"Get a bag of apples and a box of Cheerios."

Deidara: ... on the floor with a bloody nose

Tobi: Are you okay Deiara-senpai? Tobi doesn't get the joke.

Natume: Well you don't need to! Thanx for reading! Bye!

Tobi: Bye!

Deidara: ...