"Yeah, I know," laughed Ron. "I've joined them." He pulled up his sleeve to reveal the Dark Mark. We gasped!
"That's Harry Potter right there!" he laughed, pointing at us.
"I think that's Luna Lovegood," said Fenrir cluelessly.
"No, the other one, you idiot!" yelled Ron angrily. "Potter was turned into a girl by a potion accident!"
"How did you know?" I asked, knowing Ron wasn't smart enough to work it out on his own.
"I overheard Gilderoy talking about it with Seamus," Ron explained. "Why didn't you tell ME, Potter!"
"Because you're sexist!" yelled Luna.
"Well, we'll see who's sexist now!" laughed Ron in an evil voice. "GET THEM!!!
The Death Eaters started chasing us! We got the rest of the girls and quickly finished up our shopping before they could catch us. Then we ran into Hogwarts. Dumbledore slammed the door in the Death Eaters' faces.
"This is bad," said Dumbledore, wearing a scuba diving outfit and a clown nose.
"Why are you dressed like that?" asked Ginny.
"Trust me, you don't want to know," explained Dumbledore.
"Ron is on the loose!" I shouted. "He's joined the Death Eaters and he's sexist!"
"Uh, oh," said Dumbledore in a worried voice. "I'll have to tell the Ministry of Magic."
"But they'll do something stupid and make everything worse!" yelled Hermione. "They might even send Umbridge to take over again."
"Probably," Dumbledore admitted, "but I'll take the chance. Now go to your rooms." We all went to our rooms sadly.