USWeasilgirl- okay! I am back from the land of projects and sickness!
Misao- it's about time!
USWeasilgirl- well sorry, I also had writers block and I got into this really good book called House of Leaves (I don't own this). It is sooooooo good!
Misao- so you were just being lazy again!
USWeasilgirl- yea so what, I can live my life at least once in a while!
Misao- yea but you have to make time for the reviewers!
USWeasilgirl- oh yea! Well an anteater can go fornicate itself for all I care!
Misao- why you! I'll rip your voice box out and shove it back down your throat!
USWeasilgirl- (very dramatically) oh no! Someone help! The weasel is foaming at the mouth!
Misao- that's it! Your dog meat! (Reaches for kunai but is stopped by Aoshi)
Aoshi- not worth it Misao.
(USWeasilgirl is making faces at Misao now)
Misao- you're right Aoshi- Sama, she's not worth it, I don't wont her blood to stain my kunai blade.
USWeasilgirl- you're just jealous that I have complete control of you.
Misao- what? No way.
USWeasilgirl- oh yea well behold! (Shows Misao pencil and paper)
Misao- what are you going to do give me a paper cut? Please.
USWeasilgirl- hehe "Misao suddenly tripped on a banana peal" USWeasilgirl said out load while writing.
Suddenly Misao tripped and fell on her back.
Misao- what the hell? I didn't even move!
USWeasilgirl- behold my authoress powers!
Aoshi- the comment.
USWeasilgirl- oh yea, to the person who brought this to my attention, thank you. I am sorry if it confused anybody when in an earlier chapter I said that yahiko was human, and then he showed up as a lemur. The truth is that Yahiko is in fact a lemur and will stay that way for the rest of the story.
Misao- I still can't believe you made him a monkey. Why not a badger or something?
USWeasilgirl- because Yahiko's form is a sort of comic relief!
Misao- man am I glad that I am human in this story.
USWeasilgirl- anyway in this chapter of the story we have everyone in there beast forms along with Misao getting drunk again and Soujiro hanging from the ceiling. We will have guest appearances from tsubane, shura, and Kamatari again! yay ! Gay cross dressers yay! Aoshi! Say that line!
Aoshi- USWeasilgirl doesn't own anything. Especially not RK.
Chapter….(I forgot!)
"So, Aoshi- sama" Misao asked "how is the effect from the full moon different from how you normally change?"
Aoshi looked away from his checklist that Kenshin gave him and at Misao.
"I have to change the way the ancients would."
"Oh you mean like were-wolf movies were you would grow hair suddenly and then you would lose your mind to your beastly nature, grrrr" Misao said imitating one.
"no"
Misao pouted. 'Aoshi- Sama 1 Misao 0.'
Aoshi stared at her with a calm look. How he loved her liveliness, and there was a never a boring moment, but there were strange ones, yes she was infact unique. His days sure got a lot of color now that she was around. 'She is beautiful when she smiles.' But he noticed that now she was pouting.
"But you are close Misao."
She perked up a little.
Aoshi continued, "We don't go back to our "beastly nature" as you put it, we just transform into our complete selves."
"Complete selves?" Misao asked confused.
"Yes, our natural form that is not constricted by anything, magic or not."
"And this is different from the other times you have transformed how again?" Misao asked now lost.
"It's were our spine breaks and our body reform themselves, plus I am a bit bigger than I usually am as a tiger."
"How long does it last?" Misao asked concerned. She liked tiger Aoshi-sama, he is cute like that and all, but she also wanted human Aoshi-sama because… because…. 'He's just so damn sexy!' she thought.
"It will last 3 days and 3nights, the exact cycle of the full moon."
"Can I watch you change?"
"No"
"Shoot" 'I wanted to see a shirtless Aoshi-sama.'
Two Hours later/ In The Kitchen
"I am sooooooooooo bored!" Misao said with her chin resting on the counter.
"yay yay yay!" Kaoru said skipping into the kitchen.
Misao looked at her best friend as if she just sprouted a second head. "Kaoru, you just skipped, like a girly- girl. You NEVER skip like that, oh no you did it didn't you!"
"Do what?" Kaoru sang, still in happy mode.
"You did it with Himura!"
WHAM!
"Ow ow ow ow" Misao said holding the backside of her throbbing head.
"Get your mind out of the gutter!" Kaoru said clutching her fist "for your information Kenshin has agreed to let me study his dragon form during the moon cycle!"
"What! You are around a guy you like and you STUDY him? Wow Kaoru I didn't know you were such a nerd."
WHAM!
"Ow ow ow"
"Misao, you are this close to being shot with a tranquilizer!" Kaoru said angrily.
"Oh please do it will be easier to get her into these dresses." A familiar voice said from the doorframe.
Misao paled "oh no, not again! Go away I am not trying on any more of your stupid dresses you cross dressing queer!" Misao ran behind Kaoru.
"Oh please, they will look good on you" Kamatari said, "I found this lovely pink one!"
"She made you try on dresses?" Kaoru laughed, knowing how Misao felt about them.
"Yes right after Aoshi- Sama kicked me out of the room so he could transform." Misao said
"You would think that he would be done by know."
"Well Misao, natural transformations takes a lot out of them, so they probably sleep it off afterward." Kaoru said matter of factly.
Ding- Dong.
Every one froze. "Who the hell could that be?" Kaoru asked and started to answer it when Misao got in the way.
"Misao move, I have to answer the door."
Misao crossed her arms in front of her like an 'x' and shook her head. "Sorry Kaoru but Aoshi- Sama said we are not to open the door unless one of them are with us."
"Oh please what are you, my babysitter?" Kaoru said pushing her out of the way. " Who could possibly attack us now?"
Suddenly sano walked through the wall and opened the door. "Oh hey you're back." He said.
"Yeah and what took so long, I was waiting out here for 5 minutes." Tokio said as she walked in. "I got stuff from my bar, oh and I found them."
Too girls, one shorter than the other walked in behind her.
"Tsubane, I guess you're her for Yahiko? Huh?" sano asked.
"Yes, I heard that it was that time so I brought over some of his favorite things to eat." She said shyly.
"Shura!" Misao said hugging the other girl.
"Who?" Kaoru asked.
"Kaoru, meet shura the pirate!"
"yo" shura said.
"Wait, you're a pirate?" Kaoru asked, "You don't look like one."
"You know that cat that Misao gave you for your birthday?" shura asked.
"Yea, the one I that I found later was a rare breed."
"Bingo, that was me. I stole it from a zoo ship in the pacific."
Kaoru stared at her. "Misao, why are you friends with a felon?" Kaoru asked still in shock.
"Hey! She is like Robin Hood! They were shipping that cat to a laboratory." Misao said angrily.
"Really! I'm sorry. But still, you can't just steal from ships right? They are really hard to rob."
" One word 'internet' I can also hack."Shura said with a sly smile.
"So shura tell me why are you here?" Misao asked her.
"Well I was in a pickle with the authorities and since kenshin said I could stay here anytime I was in trouble that I was welcome."
"Yeah and that's when I found her in the market along with Tsubane here." Tokio chimed in.
"Well I'm going to check on Saito, he must be tired," Tokio said while walking down the west wing hall.
"Hey Tokio how about some margaritas later?" shura yelled and a faint 'yes' could be heard along with a door shutting.
"I hope she remembers to walk him" Misao snickered
"I'm going to be with Yahiko-Chan, Sano-san do you know which room he is in?" Tsubane asked.
"Down that hall take a left at the first turn and the 3rd door on the right."
"Thank you Sano- san" Tsubane left in the designated direction.
"As for me I'm going back to pick up megumi, she should be about done at the pet hospital" sano said, about to step through the wall again.
"Hey sano how can you do that? Walk through walls and stuff?" Misao asked
"It's one of my great vampire abilities" sano said with a cheeky grin "I could give them to you as well if you want?"
"No thanks fang boy keep your overly sized canines away from me" Misao said getting the joke.
"Yea, but you don't know how fun it is to be undead" and with that he walked through the wall.
"Yea well I hope you choke on a blood clot," Misao said
"Eh hem" came a voice from behind her. "Oh Misao, it's dress up time"
Misao looked over her shoulder in terror. There was Kamatari with the pink dress in hand.
"Ahhhh, pink cotton go away come again another day!" Misao said ducking behind a chair.
"Here Misao- Chan, I got a nice pair of heels for you to wear too." Kamatari said
"He has heels to? That is weird even for my taste." Shura chimed in.
"I will never surrender to your girly ways! Moshi attack!"
Moshi crawled out from under her blouse, ran right across the room and up the leg of Kamatari.
"Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!" Kamatari screamed"
Kamatari ran around the room.
"Get it out get out get it out!" Kamatari screamed.
"Now to make my quick escape!" Misao said sneaking out " Moshi! Retreat to our room!"
Moshi ran out from Kamatari and down the hall. Misao on the other hand was no were in sight.
"Hey! Were did she go? I still have to do your make- up too!" Kamatari said running out of the kitchen.
"So you want to help make some dinner?" Kaoru asked Shura.
"Sure, but only if you let me cook. You can make the tea." Shura told her.
Kaoru's eye twitched, but she did have a point. Kenshin had only began teaching her how to cook, and she had a feeling that kenshin was forcing himself to eat the food she cooked.
"Fine" Kaoru said grabbing the teapot.
Misao tensed when she heard Kamatari coming closer. 'Okay time to put Aoshi-sama's training to use'
Misao stepped into the shadows of a corner in the hall. ' Okay lets see remove from sight and hide my ki.'
Kamatari came walking down the hall calling her name. He turned the corner and the sound of 'Misao! Were are you?' began to fade.
Misao came out of her hiding spot and snickered.
"Hehe it really does work! Now that I gave gay man the slip, it's time for me to exit stage left."
Misao started running down the hall to her left laughing in glee that she was free of Kamatari. To proud of herself that she fooled the warrior she did not notice the overgrown cheetah walking down that same hall…
WHAM!
Roar! Hiss!
"Ahhhhh!"
Misao looked around to see what she hit, by the sound that it made it sounded like a large wild cat, which could only mean…. "I could only be Aoshi –sama or Soujiro!" praying that it wasn't her Aoshi-sama she began to look around. Considering this was just a hall she didn't have to look far because a voice came to her from the ceiling.
"Umm Misao could you umm help me?" Soujiro asked from above her.
Misao looked up and became bug-eyed at what she saw. Soujiro hanging upside down from the ceiling. She started laughing like there was no tomorrow.
"Misao I really think I'm stuck." Soujiro said embarrassed. "I'm a cheetah, my claws can't retract!"
"I'm ha sorry ha Soujiro ha but ha it is just ha to ha funny!" Misao gasped between laughs. She continued to laugh out loud when Shura and Kaoru came up.
"We heard some commotion, is everything okay?" a concerned Kaoru asked.
"Yea, we heard someone roar" Shura added.
Misao was still laughing that she couldn't really tell them so she pointed upward.
Kaoru and Shura looked up and say a huge spotted cat hanging there.
"Soujiro? Is that you?" Kaoru asked bewildered 'how in the world did he get up there?' she thought.
A flash was seen and a click was heard. Kaoru turned her head in the direction of the noise. There was Shura, with a camera, taking snap- shots of soujiro's predicament. When Shura looked at Kaoru's expression she simply said;
"What? It's a Kodak moment."
"But it's embarrassing for him, don't you feel sorry for him?" Kaoru said.
"Yeah, but it is far too funny to pass up" she continued taking snap shots with her mini digital camera.
"Hey! Send me some copies!" Misao asked
"Awww" Soujiro said painfully " I think my blood is running to my
Head"
"Ahhh sorry Soujiro I will go find help!" Misao said, now feeling bad.
Jogging away from the scene, she tried to figure out a way to get him down. ' Hmm rope would be good, but we have no way of getting it tied to him, hmm how about Kunai! But that would probably hurt him; I know I'll get Aoshi-sama! He'll know what to do." She skipped off to her room, happy that she will be able to see Aoshi again since he kicked her out of their room. Misao approached their door and knocked lightly. Before she could ask if he was awake a voice from inside answered for her.
"I am awake Misao, come in" said Aoshi's lion- like voice. (It was a bit deeper and more beast-ish)
Misao opened the door to see a huge tiger, the biggest she has ever seen, sitting on her bed with a ferret on its head.
'Awww cute!' Misao thought at first glance but then remembered why she was really there. "Aoshi-sama, we have a problem, Soujiro's in trouble."
"Take me to him" he answered simply, jumping off the bed and walking up to her.
"Right this way!" she said walking in front of him.
When they reached the others they found Shura on top of Kaoru's shoulders trying to get at Soujiro, who was just to far to reach anyway. They fell with a thud and Misao had to suppress a giggle.
Aoshi on the other hand was looking at the un- manly way Soujiro was hanging from the
Ceiling. This was probably the most humiliating thing a were- beast could ever happen to him. 'Guess I should get him down before someone like Saito sees him' Aoshi thought.
Aoshi crouched down to the floor and then jumped toward the wall, then sprang off it and turned so that his should would collide with Soujiro, knocking him down.
Both cats landed on the floor on their feet.
"Way cool!" Misao said out loud
"Most definitely!" Shura joined in.
Kaoru was over at Soujiro checking him to see if he had sustained any injuries.
"Well on the outside you look fine, do you feel okay Soujiro?" she asked him
"I'm okay, and thank Aoshi-san for helping me." Soujiro started walking past Misao and Shura, when he toppled over.
"Soujiro!" Kaoru said kneeling next to him.
"I guess, the blood hasn't came back down to the rest of my body yet hehehe." Soujiro said smiling.
"Like your brain!" Kaoru yelled. "Shura can you help Soujiro here back to his room? He needs to rest, a lot of blood went to his head up there and he is really unbalanced now."
"Sure" she said pulling Soujiro back onto his paws. They got to the end of the hall when Soujiro wobbled again and fell, in which Shura pulled him up again and said, "Aren't cheetahs supposed to be well graceful?"
"Well that was an adventure" Kaoru said, retreating to the kitchen.
"So Aoshi- Sama, are you okay? Do you feel better?" Misao asked him with a smile
"Yes, thank you" he responded.
Aoshi had a quick recovery from his transformation, although his nap was interrupted by Misao's pet ferret Moshi, who he still didn't know how he got into the room since the door was closed. On the other hand Aoshi still felt a bit weak from the all the energy he used up transforming and he was indeed hungry.
"Misao"
"Yes Aoshi- Sama?" she said kneeling in front of him.
"Could y fix me something to eat?" he asked her, although he was embarrassed asking because he was used to taking care of himself, in which he would go hunting in his back yard for some meat, but he wasn't to sure she would like to see him do that.
"Sure, jeez what do tigers eat? Um I bet kenshin might have some steaks in his freezer somewhere, him being a dragon and all I wouldn't be surprised if he had a whole cow stuffed in there."
Aoshi nodded and started walking toward the kitchen with Misao by his side. What he saw when he got there almost made him laugh. Although Misao was currently laughing enough for the both of them. ' She tends to laugh a lot' Aoshi thought, although this wasn't a bad thing, he enjoyed her laughter and never wished for her to have a bad day. The clatter of pans knocked him back to the scene in front of him. There was kaoru; trying to stop a pot from over boiling by putting more pots around it and in the process she slipped on some of the water that over flowed onto the floor where she currently was, flat on her butt.
"Kaoru! Are you okay?" Misao said holding back more laughter.
"Yea, I just thought that kenshin might like something to eat."
Misao stared at her. "What are trying to do kill him?" she said grabbing her shoulders.
Kaoru pried Misao's fingers from her shirt. "No I'm trying to make him something to eat. Dracos are new to me, I'm trying to figure out what they like and don't like."
"Well with your cooking he will not like to eat anything at all." Misao told her. "How about I take care of the cooking, I'm already going to fix Aoshi something I'll just get kenshin something as well. You can go make sure Himura is alright."
Kaoru stared daggers at Misao before turning around and walking out of the kitchen mumbling something about a frying pan and Misao's head.
Misao went to the fridge and began to dig around.
"Lets see, pork chops, beef, fish, steak, venison, I don't know this all looks to small." Misao said out loud.
"There's large pieces of meat and deer meat in the freezer room." Came a voice from the doorway.
Misao turned and saw a large black wolf with golden eyes along with Tokio.
"Holy cow its balto!" Misao said pointing at him.
Saito's eye twitched while Tokio giggled.
Saito was about to say something back when they heard, no more like felt a rumble in the mansion.
"Huh what was that?" Misao asked out loud but then sensed a slight evil presence
"Aoshi-sama" she said as the great tiger rubbed against her leg and then placed himself in front of her, growling.
"I to Misao" he responded.
"But what was the that rumbling?" Tokio asked.
Saito stepped in front of Tokio also growling "that was Battousi, giving us a signal of danger, I to smell that foul stench of evil. Tokio, I want you to stay in our room until this is over."
"I can fight any were- beast as much as that vampire Sano can." She told him.
"Yea, we can fight just like any body else here!" Misao chimed in.
"Misao, stay with Tokio." Aoshi insisted.
"What!" Misao yelled
"Yes but you don't have regenerative powers, you will stay here" saito told her running to the top floor were kenshin was.
"Stay with Tokio" Aoshi said to Misao, also leaving.
"Hmm, you said stay with Tokio Aoshi- Sama but you didn't say not to fight." Misao said pulling out some of her hidden belts of kunai and strapping them on the outside of her clothes.
"Yea and I don't follow orders to well." Tokio said smacking a wooden baseball bat in her palm.
" Were the hell did you get that!" Misao gawked at her.
"You're not the only person with secret hiding spaces on their person" she said with a grin
"That's just creepy, how can you store a bat in you clothing, scratch that I don't want to know."
"Hey I am a bar tender of a were- bar, sometimes you got to play like the big boys to get the point across"
"Personal experience?" Misao asked her
"Yea you could say something like that," Tokio said while reflecting on the were- beast that felt her up one night.
(Mean while up stairs about 10 minutes before saito and Aoshi left.)
"Damn Misao and damn cooking" kaoru mumbled while walking to were kenshin was. 'So what if I can't cook, they don't have to rub it in!'
Kaoru turned the corner to the hall were kenshin was staying. What she saw when she first say him was beautiful, stunning, and majestic. The dragon was laying down, front hands crossed, looking out the window. He looked peaceful, and proud, with his amber and red scales glistening in whatever type of light they were in, he was so big that his two big horns on his head touched the ceiling. His golden eyes shined with power and his body was so long that the end part of his tail curled around the corner. He turned his lizard like head toward her.
"Ah you're back Kaoru- dono." He said in a deep sexy snake like voice.
Kaoru almost drooled. 'Even as a dragon he's so damn sexy. How can some one be so sexy?'
"Kaoru-dono?" kenshin asked in question. 'What was she staring at' (a/n well jee kenshin if I saw huge dragon staring out a window I would stare too)
"Huh oh hey kenshin, are you feeling better?" she asked, knocked out of lala land.
"Yes, very much, thanks to medicinal herbs you gave me the transformation didn't take so much energy out of me."
"That is because those are only for dragons, I was surprised that you had them all on the property. Did you plant them?" she asked.
"Yes, but I didn't think that they be able to mix and make a remedy like that. You are truly a talented doctor."
"Aww hehe thanks" she blushed.
'She looks cute blushing' kenshin thought.
Kaoru walked up to him and then looked out the window " what were you looking at?"
"The scenery, there's not much I can do in right now, being stuck in a hall and every thing." He chuckled.
Kaoru was itching to touch his head; his scales were calling her to feel their texture.
"Um kenshin" she asked embarrassed
"Yes?"
"Could I, touch your face?"
Kenshin was a little shocked by the request, but then he was a dragon and he could also understand her curiosity. "Of course"
Kaoru slowly placed her hand on the side of his face, it was warm and his scales themselves were smooth yet they made his skin slightly rough. She trailed her fingers up his face to his horn, it was like smooth steel. She brought her hand back to were it had like and then noticed his scar under her fingertips; it threw off the smoothness of the side of his face.
"Kenshin, how did you get this? I can help heal it up if you want," she said, putting her hands on the side of his face, examining his scar.
Kenshin closed his eyes in a somewhat pained look." This scar is from the pains of my past, yet it reminds me of who I am today, and who I was, along time ago."
Kaoru looked at him amazed. 'How can someone say that and be so cheerful all the time?' she thought.
Suddenly, Kenshin's deep golden eyes widened and turned toward the window.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I sense evil coming, and my seals around this house cannot take their magic. We could be in danger."
Kenshin picked up his tail and then slammed it on the ground, making Kaoru fall from the shock it made on the floor. She was caught by Kenshin's hand and steadied.
"What was that for?" she asked him.
"It was a warning for the others if they haven't sensed it themselves already. Kaoru please go down stairs were it is safe, I'll have Soujiro go to."
"But I can fight" she said in return 'I'm not some delicate flower!'
"Yes, and I would like it if you guarded down the bottom floor from invaders." Kenshin said, trying to pull away from the fact that it was the safest place for her to be.
"Yeah right" she said.
"Please Kaoru – dono, just go, Misao- dono might need your help, along with Shura-dono and, Tokio-dono"
"Okay, but you get hurt I want you to tell right after the battle okay, no macho stuff!"
"Agreed, now go, saito and Aoshi should be coming up to help."
Kaoru began walking down the stairs and through the hallways to the bottom levels. On her way down one of the flight of stairs she saw a large wolf, tiger, and Kamatari with his scythe.
"Where are the girls?" she asked them.
"In kitchen is were we left them" saito responded and then continued running up to were kenshin was.
Kaoru stopped at her room to grab her bokken and then headed to the kitchen. She found Misao with her kunai ready, Shura with her nunchuks (a/n is that her weapons? I forgot. Will if they aren't, then to bad, she is using nunchucks!), Soujiro was right in front of Shura ready for anything with Yahiko on his shoulder, and Tokio was standing next to Misao with…. A wooden baseball bat?
"Tokio, why do you have bat for all sorts of weapons? And Yahiko what can you do? You're a freakin monkey!" Kaoru pointed out.
"Hey! I can take out vampires and other types of were-beasts like anybody
Else with my trusty bat here" Tokio said in her defense.
"If I was in human form I could use my bokken, but at least in this form I can still use my thumbs, and I'm a lemur!" he yelled.
"Yea well, you aren't that big either, and you don't have fangs or claws," Shura pointed out.
"He can throw things!" Soujiro said.
"He can throw kitchen ware!" Misao shouted "like steak knives! And ladles!"
"Yeah!" Yahiko said.
"Well then lets kick butt!" Kaoru said.
"Whose? We are the only ones down here." Tokio said.
"Good point" Kaoru said.
Misao felt something itch her shoulder and she swiped it off with her hand.
"Hey! That hurt!" came a tiny voice.
Misao turned her head in surprise to see spok sitting on her shoulder.
"It's the man- bug!" Misao said.
"Mr. Sparkles?" Kaoru asked leaning over her shoulder to look.
"Hey it's spok!" Tokio joined in.
Shura came over to see what every body was looking at and then took sight of spok.
"Holy cow! It's a fairy!" Shura said amazed.
"I'm a pixie!" spok shouted.
"Even cuter!" Shura squealed grabbing him. "Such pretty wings! Their like a dragon flies'!"
"Let go of me! What's up with girls and seeing fairies? They always squeal and grab me!" spok said landing back on Misao's shoulder.
"Sorry you're just to cute" Shura told him.
"Yea well anyway, try to restrain yourself please." He said.
"So spok what did you come her for? Is there anything wrong at the aioya?"Misao asked
"No I came to help. I am magical remember"
"Oh yea"
"But also I came to ell you you're surrounded."
"Well duh, why do you think we're down here?" Misao said.
"I think he meant that literally Misao." Soujiro said from the doorway. "We have a vampire and a couple of wolves."
"A the days of a were- doctor are never easy" Kaoru said preparing her bokken.
"Yeah right try being a ninja" Misao said whipping out her kunai.
" At least you guys don't get groped at your jobs." Tokio said.
Misao looked at her. "You think saito would do something about that"
"He knows I can handle myself, of course I never see them again, ever."
"Ladies, might I remind you that we have a problem." Shura said knocking an oncoming wolf with her nun chucks.
"Sorry" they all said unison.
(Mean while, upstairs)
Aoshi pounced on another wolf and then attacked an extremely large anaconda, ripping out its throat. Saito was also in the front snapping necks and breaking spines with his powerful jaws, plowing through the numerous enemies of wolves, panthers, very large snakes, jaguars, and the occasional bear. Kamatari was in the middle, taking out the vampires that appeared in the room with her silver scythe made from a cross. Kenshin was in the back (he cant move because he is to big) occasionally blowing fire when everybody was out of the way.
"Everybody move!" kenshin hissed.
Everybody ran behind him and kenshin blew a large cloud of fire at the enemies, burning them to ash instantly 'along with my good rug.' He thought.
Suddenly there was an explosion and there was a hole in the wall.
"Come out and play battousi, come out and play." Came a sinister deep voice.
"Enishi, so you have come out of your hole at last." Kenshin crawled out of the house through the hole that was blown into his wall, and onto the ground. There stood a long white Chinese dragon.
"I hope you have enough to pay for the damages to my house enishi." Kenshin said coolly.
Enishi gave a cynical laugh "my, humor in the face of battle"
"Yes, but let's get to the point, why are you attacking my home, in the middle of the night no less."
"Well, I am crazy" he said with an evil snake like grin
"Completely" saito joined in.
"Why are you joining shishio, what are you planning?" Aoshi asked, now right beside kenshin with the rest of them.
"Well if it isn't the leader of the oniwabanshu, Aoshi Shinamori, and lets not forget Saito, former captain of Japan's secret police. As for your question I joined shishio to get to Himura here, that's all, I don't give a damn about what ever he wants to do with the world or the human race, I just joined in to make Himura wish he were dead."
"Speaking of which were is shishio" sano joined in.
"rooster head, when did you get here?" saito asked him.
"Just a moment a go. I didn't know we were being attacked." Sano said clueless.
"Shishio is currently attacking your women while you guys were distracted by me." Enishi said casually.
Kenshin's eyes went wide, while Aoshi and saito were stunned.
"What!" Aoshi and Saito said running back to were they left the girls.
Kenshin was about to fallow when Enishi stopped him.
"You will move now Enishi!" kenshin roared at him. 'Kaoru is in danger, I must protect her.' He thought.
"Shishio's men will deal with them and the women, I on the other hand get you." Enishi said getting ready to attack.
Kenshin grew his large flame red wings and spread them, ready to take flight. "I will defeat you Enishi, and then I will rid myself of your pitiful carcass once and for all." He growled, eyes burning like suns.
(Again back to the girls)
Kaoru swatted another wolf with her bokken and got ready for another attack. "They just keep coming!"
Tokio knocked out a mountain lion with her bat. "Seriously, this place is packed more than it is on 50 cent beer night at the bar."(A/n now that's a bargain!)
Soujiro was running around attacking enemies at lightning speed while Yahiko was…. Throwing kitchenware, mainly knives and sharp pointy objects.
Yahiko was getting cornered by a jaguar. "Get away you overgrown house cat."
The jaguar was about to pounce when suddenly…
'WHAM!'
The jaguar was on the ground unconscious and Tsubane was above him with her serving tray in hand. "Are you okay Yahiko?" she asked nervously.
"Yeah, I'm okay, but I could have taken him!"
Tsubane sighed in relief but then was overcome by fear when she saw that they were surrounded by were- beasts.
"Go chew a bone you dogs!" Shura shoughted, knocking a path toward Yahiko and Tsubane.
The rest of the girls joined them there, facing an army of were's.
"Kaoru I am going to use my kunai storm technique to get rid of all the were's, I just need someone to get me on top of that ceiling fan."
"I can get you up there, Yahiko said, climbing on top of the fan and hanging up side down from his feet, so that his arms were free, "just jump and I can pull you up"
Misao jumped and was pulled up to the ceiling fan. "Thanks, now everyone you might want to take cover." She said pulling out 4 cases of kunai. Everybody hid in the kuberd while Misao did her technique.
'Hope I can still do this, I haven't used this technique in forever.' Misao thought, putting a set in her teeth and splitting the other three between her hands. She hung upside down from the fan. She twisted her upper body as much as she could and then flipped her upper body out along with the kunai. The kunai went everywhere, hitting all the targets between the eyes; it literally looked like it was raining kunai.
This was about the time when Aoshi came up with saito and Kamatari. Aoshi was the first to show up and just in time to see her technique, and it was magnificent. 'She is more talented then she lets on' he thought, she hid her abilities perfectly and made him think that she only knew the basics of being a ninja. But from the looks of it, she was very skilled. 'I'm going to have to step up her training' he thought with a tiny hint of glee.
"What's wrong with you shinamori! Saito says that more are coming WITH SHISHIO
!" Sano yelled.
Before Aoshi went he walked up to the now sitting on the ground Misao who was huffing from exsotion from battle. He licked and nuzzled her cheek.
"Aoshi- Sama?" Misao huffed in question to his action.
"Excellent performance." He told her and then left to stop shishio from entering any further into the house.
'Holy crap, was that a kiss in tiger language.' She thought stunned.
Kaoru walked up to Misao after seeing Aoshi's show. "Looks like Misao has an admirer." She said with a smile.
"Huh" Misao said, still dazed from Aoshi's unexpected show of affection.
"Well in stupid terms for you Misao that is a tigers way of kissing. You two were so cute!"
It took a moment to understand what Kaoru said before she got the point. "Holy freakin yes! This proves it! Aoshi likes me!" Misao immediately got her second wind and started to dance.
"Well that is a way of dealing with it." Kaoru said to herself. 'Wish kenshin would be that outgoing with me.'
"I could use a margarita." Tokio said out load.
"Me too" said Shura sticking her nun chucks under her arm.
"Ohoh me too me too!" Misao chimed in. "I love Mexican beverages!"
That is when the boys came back in. "well shishio ran off leaving us with the rest of his men, and it seems that battousai was able to run off Enishi." Saito said
"Is kenshin okay? Are you guys okay? Does anybody need any medical care?" Kaoru asked rapidly.
"Were fine but it seems kenshin got one of his wings ripped and broken by Enishi." Sano said
Kaoru came up and began to shake him. "Where is he!" she yelled.
"Back yard lady jeez" sano said.
Kaoru got a medical kit and ran to the backyard.
Margaritas anyone?" Tokio asked beginning to make some.
"Sure" Shura said.
"Oh me please!" Misao said raising her hand.
"No thanks I don't drink" Tsubane said and walked away with Yahiko on her shoulder.
"I don't drink but I could some water" saito said
"You want that water in a bowl or glass?" sano snickered, receiving a bat slung at him hitting him in the head.
"Shut up Sano, unlike megumi I'm not afraid of de- fanging you." Tokio said putting a bowl of water in front of Saito.
"You know I could use a drink to, sign me up Tokio." Kamatari said.
Aoshi walked up to where Misao sat on her bar stool. "Meet me in your room when you're done."
Misao blushed and nodded.
"Alright, who's ready to party!" Tokio shouted.
(Mean while, outside.)
"Man kenshin, your wing is totally shot." Kaoru said wrapping his wing in bandages. Of coarse his wing was so big that she had to crawl under it just to get the bandage wrapped on the broken part. "As for the tear, it will heal up like new with the proper ointment."
"Thank you Kaoru- dono, I'm sure I will be as good as knew in your care." He said.
"So what happened up her anyway? Who is Enishi?" Kaoru asked.
"He is a foe from my past, he wishes for me the greatest pain imaginable." Kenshin said.
"Why? Why does he hate you that much?"
"Because, I took something from him a long time ago." Kenshin said sadly.
Kaoru saw this and new that he didn't want to go any further. She smiled and clapped her hands. "So are you hungry?"
"Misao, I think you've had enough." Tokio said to the drunken girl.
Misao hiccupped and laughed "hey Kamatari" Misao asked the more sober than her man.
"Yea Misao"
"Why cant a fish play a piano"
"I don't know, because it cant breath out of water?"
"No, because you can tune a piano, but you cant tune a fish! Get it get it!" Misao said laughing like crazy.
"Misao, wouldn't Aoshi like something to eat?" Tsubane said. From behind her.
Misao thought for a moment.
"Should I help her?" Soujiro asked.
"No she's a big girl she can figure it out for herself." Tokio said.
"Hmmmm" Misao thought some more. "Yeah I think he did say something like that." She said scratching her head.
Tokio went to the big freezer and then stepped back out with a ginormous piece of meat. She wrapped it up in tin foil and then handed it to her. "Her this should tide him over."
"I'll help her to her room." Shura said dragging Misao out of the room.
"Well glad that's over." Yahiko said.
"Yea one more joke and I think I would have died again." Sano said with his head on the table.
"What's odd is that she only had half of her margarita." Tokio said.
"Well, good luck to Aoshi trying to get her to calm down now" Soujiro said.
They all laughed at the thought.
" I wonder how we are going to repair the house." Kamatari said out loud. " I don't want it to rain on my things."
USWeasilgirl- sorry guys but THAT'S THE END OF THE CHAPTER!
Misao- that was a horrible ending.
USWeasilgirl- I know but I didn't know how to end it, and it was getting a bit long.
Misao- whatever.
USWeasilgirl- and for those of you who wanted fluff, there it is. No so bad I do say so myself.
Misao- and I got to use my special move!
USWeasilgirl- and I got to introduce every body's were-beasts forms. And I got a ferret!
His name is Sebastian and he is white! So cute, he could so kick moshi's butt!
Misao- no way!
USWeasilgirl- yeah huh.
Misao- grr Moshi attack!
USWeasilgirl- Sebastian! You to!
USWeasilgirl and Misao are now having ferret battles while Aoshi sits in the corner watching.
Aoshi- pointless.
Both ferrets pass out from exsotion.
Misao- hey they KO'd
USWeasilgirl- guesses it's a tie.
Misao-yeah sure 'I so won'
USWeasilgirl- So I swore myself no more devil may cry3 (I don't own this) until I got this chapter done. And I was on the second to last mission! I almost beat it!
Misao- I like that game.
USWeasilgirl- you only like it for Dante
Misao- and that's not why you like it?
USWeasilgirl- no, but he also does some kick ass moves!
Misao- I know
USWeasilgirl- to bad! You can't have him! You have Aoshi already.
Misao- I know, Aoshi-sama is so much better than Dante. He may have looks and moves, but he doesn't really think and he doesn't really care for anyone but himself and if he is having a good time. Aoshi- Sama, on the other hand has good looks, smarts, good moves and he is loyal.
Aoshi picked Misao up and kissed her.
USWeasilgirl- why don't I have a man like that?
Misao- because he is one of a kind, and he is mine.
USWeasilgirl- damn it! Aoshi say your line.
Aoshi- please review.
USWeasilgirl- oh and if you would like to look at the story art I drew just review me that you do and I will send them along with my reply.