Serious Author's Notes: With the OC submission, I get a strong suspicion that the vast majority of the reader are male, despite me slapping parody everywhere to not take the harem seriously.

Giovanni was sitting in his boss chair in his office waiting . He often had to shoot his executives and nameless grunts every day because that is how you run a criminal organization. Unfortunately, that meant that the carpet had to be changed a lot because blood was impossible to get out.

An executive walked in.

"Sir, we've discovered a substance that can cure any disease, including breast cancer!" The executive said.

"This is most excellent news," Giovanni said.

"It's a substance that comes from horns of a lucario. Team Rocket has four males and five females in total."

"Good, have them killed and harvested right away." The boss grinned as he gave the order.

"Actually, it would be much more profitable to breed them."

"Remembered when we built the weather machine and used it terrorized the populace instead of making a huge buck with the agricultural sector?"

"Yes, sir"

"The point of being a bad guy is to be evil enough so the protagonist can feel justified in beating us. We should be using this as an excuse to hunt lucarios to extinction."

"But we could make trillions."

Giovanni got impatient and shot the executive with his gun. "This is dark and gritty Team Rocket, bitches."

Meanwhile, Dusk was in a science glass vat thing submerged in liquid. He opened his eye.

"How did I get here?" Dusk thought, "How am I breathing in this thing?"

There was a bunch of tubes sticking in Dusk.

"Oh no, now it's one of these types of stories."

Dusk punch the glass of the vat and broke out.

"Oh no," said one of two Team Rocket scientist, "The umbreon pokémorph is more powerful than we anticipated"

The Rocket scientist threw two pokéballs. A zubat and a bidoof came out of the pokéballs. Dusk put up his hands and shot the pokémon with some sort attack. The pokémon fainted. Dusk then knocked out the scientist with the attack. He couldn't be bothered to think of Umbreon's movepool.

"Well, that was easy," Dusk said. He noticed another vat. Dusk did a slicing attack and broke the vat. A sixteen year old boy with vaporeon ear/fins who was 6'11" in height came out. He was wearing a black T-shirt with a dark blue hoodie and wears black cargo pants. He was also wearing white sneakers with blue lining.

"Thanks for saving me," the guy said, "My name is Blue. My parents died in an accident when I was very young, and then was raised by a flock of…"

The lab's alarms went off.

"We don't have time for a tragic backstory," Dusk said.

"Sorry. It's just that it is very important to the person who submitted me. I thought it would be interesting because of that."

There was an one hand backpack and six pokeballs on a table nearly by. "That's too convenient," Dusk said. The boy took their possessions and fled the room.

As the alarm light were flashing, the came across a guard in front of a high security door. Blue pulled out a pistol and shot aura bullets at the guard.

"Actually, I might want to hear that backstory sometimes," Dusk said, "So how are we going to get though the door?"

"The guard must have the security card on him," Blue said search the unconscious guard.

"Actually, it only works like that in fiction. Real security cards require a combination to be entered and that not even counting…" Blue slid the guard card through the slot and the door opened. "Never mind."

They ran through the facility with blue shooting nonlethal aura bullets at everyone. The got to a window and a rope fell down from above. They grabbed on to the rope and were flown to safety by Castor in a helicopter.

"Well, that was easy to escape from," Dusk said.

"I guess it's time for you to earn badges if I read this situation right," Blue said.

"No. I have to fight Team Rocket because they are evil," Dusk said.

"But what about the league?"

"There's this thing called priorities."

Meanwhile, but in Giovanni's office, someone came bursting in.

"Yet another laboratory with pokemorphs had a break out," the nameless grunt said.

Giovanni wasn't surprised. The pokemorph experiments had an 80% breakout rate.

"Did the alarm go off in a dramatic manner?" asked the Rocket boss.

"Of course, but I think we should change our policy."

"What do you mean, nameless grunt?" Nameless grunts literally have no value. He must have been hoping to be promotion to executive with an idea.

"I think we should increase security so they don't escape."

"That's nonsense."

"Okay, what if we use willing subject? Ones that may have allegiance to Team Rocket after we make them into super awesome Sue warriors instead of random people we kidnap who will only want revenge?"

"That's a fine idea, but we must do the unwilling subjects at the same time," Giovanni said, "I don't really want the creation of unwilling pokemorphs to stop. They make such great stories."