The Super Breakup Plan! (chapter10)
Amy was walking down the streets at night to meet Shadow for dinner at an Italian restaurant.
She wore a beautiful red dress she had chosen herself, a halter top gown, with a shirt to cover inside of course, and cascading silk fabric.
As she passed on the streets, instead of the friendly waves she usually received, people did not look her in the eyes, many were whispering, and some guys were checking her out.
She shrugged it off, but hell, it was pretty awkward.
Suddenly, a tired, middle aged looking business man walked up to her.
"How 'bout it babe? Two hundred bucks? Two hundred fifty? Name your price." He said, holding up a good wad of cash.
"Excuse me?" she said, her eyes wide, not believing what he was asking.
"Come on, tonight, name any price babe!"
"…You're on crack!!!" she said as she ran around him quickly, people watching her, and whispering more quietly.
She sighed, she was now only a block from the restaurant.
Suddenly, some guys in their teens surrounded her, smirks covering their turdy, acne covered faces.
"Well look, she's all dressed up! Who's payin' 'ya tonight hedge ho?" one taunted.
"What the hell are you talking about?! You're all on crack, I swear to god!" Amy exclaimed, trying to push past them. She obviously failed.
"Damn you turds!! Let me go, I'm going to be late to see Shadow!!"
"Ohh, going to your pimp, I see! Go ahead then pinkie!!" they all said.
Amy pulled out her hammer.
"BURN IN HELL, UNGRATEFUL HUMAN TURDS!! YOU'RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!! GO FLUSH YOURSELVES DOWN THE TOILET!!!!!" she exclaimed.
They dispersed, running in each and every direction possible in order to save their sorry asses.
"What the hell is wrong with everyone, Knuckles must have walked around and let people inhale all the crack he's been smoking!" she said bitterly to herself.
She walked into the restaurant, spying Shadow in a lovely dinning table near the window.
"…I'm sorry I'm late!!' Amy said, sitting down.
"No, it's alright…I was a bit early…" he replied.
"Oh…"
"So…about before…we've had a lot of misunderstandings, and I want you to know that I care for you only. I don't know if you believe me, but I care for you so much…." He said.
"Thank you so much…." She said, a cheerful smile on her face.
Suddenly, a woman was walking by, and stopped at their table.
"I don't think that we called for men's entertainment here hedge girl. Why don't you escort your guest to somewhere more suitable…maybe a motel." She murmured.
"Excuse me, but I think you're mistaken, she's my girlfriend." Shadow said defensively, his red eyes gleaming.
"Good luck having a whore then boy!" she said as she walked away laughing coldly.
"…ARG!! I FEEL LIKE TAILS!! EVERYONE'S ON #$#&)& CRACK!!!!!" Amy whispered/shouted to Shadow.
"Why are people being like this? They stare at me strangely as I walk anywhere in the city…" Shadow said.
"It's like we've been set up or something!!" Amy exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Blaze sat in Silver's apartment, filing her kitty claws, and observing Knuckles having a seizure from all of the crack he's been smoking.
Silver looked like he might have a seizure at any moment as well, issuing gossip emails to the entire city is not easy…
AS Knuckles made incomprehensible noise, Sonic tried to sleep, but alas, Knuckles was having a really loud seizure tonight.
Sonic threw a brick at the retarded echidna, and he fainted.
Sonic yawned.
"Hey guys, I figured out how to stop Knuckles' seizures!" he exclaimed.
"Woop de doo….."
"CRACK A LACKIN!!"
"WTF, HE'S ALIVE!!"
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