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Sir NZ: Well, Chapter ten came here fast, faster than I thought at least.

Juris: It sure did.

Sir NZ: Where'd you come from?!

Juris: You've tried so hard trying to think up my personality traits and abilities, I'm a separate personality in your head now.

Sir NZ: Gee, it sure will be great to have the voice of reason over here to be talking to me during AP Calculus, whispers help me.

Juris: I can hear your thoughts now, you know.

Sir NZ Starts crying

Chapter 10

The Gorons Always Have Easy Bosses to Kill!

After walking through the door, James appeared to be in some kind of factory, or giant machine. He looked up after walking up some stairs and marveled at the complexity of this… whatever it was. The gears were all so… perfect, the cogs meshing, the random levers moving up and down in no particular order. It was so chaotic and noisy, but at the same time almost peaceful. He eventually just sat down to rest, and look up at the oddly mesmerizing workings of this place. He just lost track of time, starting dozing off, and eventually fell asleep.

"James, wake up, please? C'mon, I don't want to have to slap you or anything"

He immediately bolted up at the mention of violent contact. He looked to his right, and saw nothing. He looked to his left, and saw the one person he wasn't expecting…, but couldn't remember their name. "Juris, No… Neimi, No… but getting closer, I think, Rachel! That's it!" he thought to himself.

"How'd you get here?" was his first question.

"Fell down a cliff, jumped across a few stumps and walked through a door" was the reply

"How'd you find me?"

"Followed your footsteps"

"Hmm… she's answering questions really abruptly right now…" thought James to himself.

"Do you know where we are?"

"No"

"So you just-"started James before he was interrupted.

"James, aren't you going to ask me how I've been, or anything like that?!" exclaimed Rachel.

"Aww… doggie doo doo, (Lol) I knew she was getting at something" thought James.

"So, were you worried about me when I didn't come back?" James followed her orders.

"Yes, I split the team up because Juris was unwilling to come looking for you with me"

"Really, you did?!" he was ecstatic she was placing him above this competition, and above all, that prettyboy knight.

"Yeah, I couldn't just leave you to die"

"Thanks, I probably wouldn't last long without you anyways" They hugged, yet another happy moment for James. But, the happiness couldn't last forever.

"Did you get my Amulet back?"

James started then stopped, then tried again "How am I gonna explain this to her?" he thought to himself.

"Well, after I fell down the cliff, I lost track of the thief" he said it straight on.

"OK…" she mumbled as she looked down at the ground and pulled her hair back out of her face. "Well, let's find out where we are, shall we?" she beckoned with her hands out to the door in a bow.

"Ladies first" he did the same motion she did, and responded with a curtsy and a "Thank you"

Oh yeah, things were going to be fun.

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An entire world away, Juris was standing at the outside of the Fire Temple in Death Mountain Crater, sweating his ass off in his Heavy Armor. "Alright, there was someone way to get in around-" he said to himself. A couple of seconds later, he was at the bottom of a 5-story deep hole. "What is it with me and falling down holes?!" He said to himself as he picked himself up and walked inside the temple.

When he walked inside, he stopped to try and remember which of the 4 or so doorways was the way to the boss room. While he was stopped, several of the fire Keese (bats for those who haven't played a LoZ game) tried to sneak attack his cape. When they hit his cape, they immediately died. Of course, Juris was completely oblivious to the fact that the floating balls of fire are trying to set his behind on fire. After a couple dozen bats lied dead behind him, he finally tried the door on the top left.

The room that he came into was the right one, it was a room with platforms on the outside of a low-lying lake of lava and the boss door on the other side. To a normal person, the door was only assessable by way of a giant pillar that they had to knock down, creating a pathway to the door. But, Juris is no normal person now is he, HE just walks across the lava and jumps up to the far platform. "Thank Mateus for Blaze Robes" were his last words before he walked through the gigantic door. For he was, wearing a blaze robe as a cape.

A/N Blaze Robes are special robes from Final Fantasy that allow you to absorb all Fire attacks and magics.

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"So where should we go?"

"I don't know anything about this place, we could ask the locals"

Of course (I am liking this phrase this chapter), Rachel and James were LOST. They had no idea where to go, so they asked a man with a giant traveling pack on his back with masks on it. The man creeped James out, and Rachel just thought he was weird. He changed thinking positions every time he named a dungeon, and his smile was just… not normal. They thanked the man for the directions and headed north, because as the man said "The Gorons always have easy bosses to kill".

Nightmare was just striding in from the temple in the east where he faced two giant worms as bosses and killed them WITHOUT becoming giant (that was the way Link had to do it). He was an interesting creature, he was essentially just a man possessed by an evil, demonic sword that ate souls. But he was so much more, he was a symbol of man's constant lust for power. He was also the ultimate evil, wiping out most of medieval Europe, he brought death wherever he went. He always wanted more souls to feed his sword Soul Edge, and return it to full strength. What was inside HIS soul? Damnation, Evil, Ultimate Punishment.

"Look at them, trying to cooperate with each other, what fools! It is a fact, these humans are so puny, their emotions get in the way of the real goal they want to accomplish! The individual is always so much more stronger when equipped with the flexibility of having no one to watch out for. They are also so distracted by each other that they haven't looked at the time they have left! They will never make it in one day by walking at that pace!" Nightmare laughed an evil laugh, and somewhere, deep in his mind, Siegfried, Nightmare's involuntary host, stirred.

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"Not the most pleasant trip of my life"

"Nnnnooooppppeeeee, nnnooooottttt aaaatttt aaallllllll"

Rachel and James just finished their unremarkable trip from Termina field to the north dungeon. The only thing that bothered them was the constant -10 degree Fahrenheit weather they had endured on the way up. The gaping pits and giant Gorons were no walk in the park either. When they were finally inside each person's hair was frozen in place, there were frozen boogers in hanging from Rachel's nose and she looked like she might need new clothes after her clothes completely chip away. James, on the other hand was fine, being an adept in black magic, he could absorb the ice and the cold to some degree and not be bothered by it.

"Alllllriiigghhttt, lllleeettss gggoooo ttttooo tttthhheee bbbboossseess' rrrroooommm" said Rachel as she shuddered uncontrollably.

"You're in no position to go anywhere, let me warm you with some fire" said James. "Fire"

After about five minutes of leaning really close to the small fire in James' hands, Rachel was ready to go. They walked through the door, broke a few stalactites in their way, and came upon a giant room. It was easily 20 stories tall, and covered in ice. They stood there marveling at the giant tower, and looked straight forward. Their path was blocked by a tower of blocks (LOL). They heard voices somewhere near the top of the tower "come on, there's only one boss mask left here, we have to get it" said one. "Chill out, we've blocked everyone behind us from coming up with the block tower" said the other. "But, we only have a day left anyways, so I'm not stopping till we are in the clear" said the first. "Alright, I hear ya, I'll get moving" said the other.

"Wait, one day left?! When we left the Lost Woods we had more than 2 days left!" exclaimed Rachel. "We aren't going to be able to get an item in that time! We're done for, all this work, all for nothing!" she broke out in tears, weeping on the ground, her tears freezing as they hit the ground.

James was lost in thought, wondering how time could have passed so fast, when it hit him. It must take up a day to travel between worlds. But, it didn't matter now, it was all over, he couldn't do anything. He just stood there, reminiscing in their journey up here.

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Juris: Um Hello, are you going to say something?!

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Juris: hmm… a note "Gone to see psychologist , Sir NZ" ok, well, the author isn't here right now, so as his alternate personality, I will tell you all the random stuff that normally goes here.

J/N: So, chapter 10 is done, with me going to kick some dragon ass in the fire temple, and on the other end of the spectrum, the careful lady and the wuss going are trying to somehow get to the boss room first, after a personality-changing flashback first of course. So just press that purple button thing, I'm not sure what it does, just leave a message K? O, I mean, please review, my mistake. Goodbye, from the most awesome HolyKnight in the universe!