How To Annoy Jay! PART 2!

1. Put a troll face on the back of his bathroom door. Switch it up every few days. (Caution: this may result in a full out meme war which may or may not annoy the other ninja more than it will Jay)

2. Buy a ridiculous sound system and blast annoying Japanese pop music all the time. (K-pop is also welcome)

3. Do your best Chewbacca impression at random intervals during the day. Bonus points if Nya is in the room.

4. Get a tarantula. Keep it for 3 days. The get rid of it. If Jay asks just answer with, "Oh, it's around her somewhere."

5. Smile. All the time.

6. Listen to radio static.

7. Call Jay "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If Jay protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

8. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.

9. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.

10. Repeat thoughtfully the last word of everything Jay says (e.g., Jay: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today . . . Today . . . ?")

11. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading!"

12. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

13. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

14. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like Jay. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."

15. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.

16. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell Jay that the camel spotted him in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask him to apologize to the camel.

17. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

18. Try to wash and scrub the trees in the front lawn.

19. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

20. Practice making fax and modem noises.

21. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over…

22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

23. Pelt him with stones every time he walks past you.

24. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

25. Intensely study the complete list of ways to annoy Jay. Form a discussion group with other friends. Give out tests.

Geez, what has it been…2 years since I last updated? Well, thank you for those who were still hopeful that I would one day return. I've been through many battles and have slayed countless demon monsters that threatened to take away my dearest writing ability (not that I had one to start with), but from now on I will update at least every week (if I remember) and pledge my allegiance with fanfiction once more! I, SlushyGoo, a piece of trash, fanfiction writer and former dealer of very bad fanfics will now try and write for the Ninjago fandom once more. To Narnia! *dramatically holds sword in air*

Okay, no really. I will try my best and get a chapter out at once a week. If I'm late, I probably forgot to post or am really busy. Thanks for everyone who supported me while I was gone, I can't wait to start writing for you guys again.

Also, check out Zena 1421's story 'The Time Now Before Us' if you love some Lloyd and Garmadon fluff. It's really good.

Well, I guess that's it.

NEXT UP ON 'HOW TO ANNOY 'WHOEVER': HOW TO ANNOY LLOYD! PART 2!

Byeee!