Chapter ten- The grandparents

Naruto's age: Four years six months

"Sorry that we're late" Tsunade said as she and Jiraiya entered the Namikaze house. Kushina smiled at them. "On our way here, this idiot managed to get mauled by some very unhappy women" she added jabbing her thumb towards Jiraiya. Kushina shook her head at the man who just laughed. "Where's the chibi?" she asked, looking around.

"Gwanpa! Gwanma!" Naruto shouted as he and his father walked into the room. Once he saw his grandparents. He pulled away from his father and ran towards them with a bright smile on his face.

"There's my favorite gaki!" Jiraiya shouted and lifted him into the air. Tsunade kissed the boy's nose and he kissed her sloppily on the cheek.

"Look! Look!" Naruto shouted, while pointing to his hat with cute little panda ears on it.

"Oh wow, you look so cute, Naru" Tsunade said, and he beamed at her before expectantly turning to Jiraiya. "Don't you think so too, Jiraiya?" she asked, prodding the man in the ribs.

"Of course, he is my grandson after all" Jiraiya said puffing out his chest. Naruto giggled as the man blew raspberries on his stomach.

"No, granwpa!" he shouted in glee and when the white haired man stopped, Naruto smiled at him. The smile along with the hat was too much.

"Naru-chan~" Minato cooed as he grabbed the boy from his mentor's hands. They sweat dropped at their Yondaime who started to lavish Naruto with his love.

"Behold the strongest man in Konoha..." Jiraiya was saying but stopped at the glare the blonde shot him. Tsunade snorted and watched as the man returned to making a fuss about how cute his son was.

"He's much worse when it's playtime" Kushina said as she stood by their side. The women shared a laugh while Jiraiya decided to watch the father and son duo.

"Hey, I think it's great" Jiraiya said, and surprised, they turned to the man. "The kid's a good father" he added, and even Tsunade's mouth dropped open.

"I guess Naru-chan is a great influence on all of us" Kushina said with a smile on her face and even Tsunade had to agree. They stayed like that, just watching Minato and Naruto, when Jiraiya turned towards Tsunade. There was a beautiful smile on her face, and he just couldn't help himself... He placed a hand on her shoulders and pressed her flush against his side, while his other hand slid dangerously down her back...

"You know, if you want, we can make some babies of our own" he whispered and blew into her ear. When Kushina saw the large tick mark on Tsunade's forehead, she gracefully moved to the side.

"I'm going to catch you!" Minato laughed as he watched as Naruto ran off to hide somewhere. Somehow they began playing hide and seek. However Minato didn't mind, he loved spending time with his Naru-chan. He straightened himself, ready to go find the chibi, when he felt a light spike of killing intent in the air. He turned to the other three occupants in the room. Kushina had a look of pure humor on her face while Jiraiya seemed to be on his knees, begging Tsunade.

"Don't worry about us, Minato-kun. We're just going to step out for a minute, okay?" the blonde haired woman said while Minato turned to his wife for some sort of explanation. However all she offered him was shrug. He didn't even have time to comprehend what was going on as Jiraiya was thrown out of the house like a sack of potatoes. Tsunade stalked outside, and with a light click, she closed the door.

"No! Oh Kami, Please! I beg you, Tsunade-sama! I'm sorry...!... Please...Mercy!" they heard him shouting from inside. "Kyaaaaa!" was all they heard before it got eerily silent.

"Maybe we should help him" Minato spoke up and Kushina glanced at the closed door. He was going to move towards it, when Naruto stumbled into the room.

"Dada, why you no playing?" he asked and all thoughts of his mentor flew out of his mind.

"I'm coming, Naru-chan!" he shouted and ran after the boy, leaving Kushina to sigh. Before she could do anything or say anything, the door opened. Tsunade stepped inside while dusting her hands. She smiled at Kushina who had paled as she saw what was behind her. There was a lump of what she assumed was Jiraiya.

"What's wrong, Kushina-chan?" Tsunade asked honestly confused at concern that flashed in the red head's eyes.

"Help" the lump wheezed and a hand reached out. "Save..." the lump cried out. Unfortunately for Jiraiya, his hand landed on Tsunade's back side "...me" he whimpered.

Tsunade blinked as she glanced at the hand that was touching her. Kushina winced and turned her head to the side.

"Baka, you never learn" Tsunade gritted out and cracked her knuckles as she turned around. "I guess I'll have to teach you again" she said, grabbing him by the collar.

"Mommy, is that you?" the lump aka Jiraiya asked and Tsunade's hands clenched. "Mommy, wait!" Jiraiya bellowed but it was too late...

Author's notes: Pfft, I know I should be sorry for Jiraiya but I'm not. As requested, here is pervy sage in all his pervy glory XD

Reading Pixie: Thank you so much for the review \O/. I was going for cute with the chibiness that is Naruto in this fic...Oh God, can you just imagine those rosy cheeks and round face?