Disclaimer: I do not own the idea(s) that come with the story, they are rightfully owned by kitameguire and Lilly Edogawa. I do not own Detective Conan or Magic Kaito in anyway or form.

-\You're obsessed with Detective Conan…

When you always mess up canon with Conan./-

I was currently in history class, and had been unfortunate enough to be chosen to read – right after I got rid of my pneumonia, too. Cruel, really; my throat was still sore.

"First used in China, Conan were among the earliest forms of gunpowder artillery…," – I heard a small giggle from beside me, but shrugged it off and continued – "…And over time replaced siege engines – among other forms of aging weaponry – on the battlefield." I paused to take a breath and my eyes glance back at my text book for a moment to refresh my memory before I looked away and start reading once more.

"In the Middle East, the first use of the hand Conan is argued to be during the 1260 Battle of Ain Julat between the Mamluks and Mongols." I heard some more stifled laughter and glanced up from my doodle to the class and teacher from under my lashes, a pit peeved – who was interrupting me?

I noticed the teacher was also giving me a strange look, while flipping through his text book to get to the page I was reading. My lips formed a small pout and I continued on without glancing at the page again.

"The first Conan in Europe were probably used in Iberia in the 11th and 12th centuries, and the English Conan were first deployed in the Hundred Years' War, at the battle of Crecy, in 1346." Again with the laughter, it seemed to be getting louder, but I begrudgingly forced myself to ignore it.

"On the African continent, the Conan was first used by the Somali Imam Ahmad ibn Ibrihim al-Ghazi of the Adal Sultanate in his conquest for Ethiopia in 1529." My reading was interrupted by the teacher this time.

"It's cannon." She corrected, and I blinked. Cannon? I gave her a questioning look, quickly speaking up to defend myself, "I've been saying cannon."

The class burst into laughter, and I merely blinked in confusion. What had I been saying wrong? I… Had been saying 'cannon', right?

Review Replies:

To: Kudo Shinichi Tanteisan (Chapter Nine Review) – I do some of these things in real life. (Nods) Not the really, really extreme ones, but I do write heist notes and stuff. XD Don't send them, though, cause I can get in trouble if they catch me. (Laughs) (Grins as snowflakes fall, and eats the cyber cookie) Thank you~!

To: a tantei's life (Chapter Nine Review) – Genius and amazing, huh? (Blushes) Thank you. ^^ And okay, I will continue this! 8D And I do most of things things, but on a slightly lesser scale. XDD I got the ideas from the authors: kitameguire and Lilly Edogawa. Check 'em out. They write awesome OC stories. X3

To: Kudo Shinichi Tanteisan (Chapter Eight Review) – If I saw Hakase's car, I would be all sparkly and happy. I would probably follow the car for a short time, before leaving it. XD (Grins as snowflakes falls, and eats cyber cookie) Thank you, again~! I love cookies. X3

Okay, so I had a really hard time deciding what to do for this one – if you couldn't tell. XD I actually did this before, but it wasn't out loud – thank god – and no one heard my mental mortification. (Laughs) Also, yay for shortness. XD I got the information on cannons from Wiki, no doubt. (Grins)