Future and Present Clash
i'm sorry i got the chapters mixed up, its all corrected now
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Naruto woke with a knock on his door. He decided to ignore but a few moments later his door was knocked down with a loud thud.
"Uzumaki Naruto! Get your ass out of bed!" Sakura said, veins popping on her forehead. "Tsunade-sama said you would still be asleep and she was right!" she picked him up from the bed and began to shake him awake.
"I'm up! I'm up Sakura-chan, please don't kill me" he said, but his head fell back, droll coming out of his mouth.
"Uhhhh" Sakura said, she dragged him to the bathroom and dumped him in, turning the cold water on.
"Ahhhhhhh! Cold! Cold! Cold! Sakura-chan! Good morning!" Naruto said
"Get dressed Naruto, get your gear and meet me in the Hokage's office. Did you forget we have an S-rank mission today?" she knew he had forgotten, rolling her eyes she left him alone.
"Oh the S-rank!" he got up and showered quickly; afterwards getting his things ready he left the house in a hurry; forgetting to have breakfast.
They were all assembled when he got there; he was the last one to arrive. He took his place next to Sakura.
"Now that all of you are assembled it's time to tell you your mission. It is an S-rank mission with four teams will be sent out. You are to capture and kill if necessary all the Akatsuki members you can find. You will have a mission leader that will tell you were to find them. You will be out on the field for as long as it takes to complete this mission, also the payment is extremely high"
"Neh Hokage-sama Team Kurenai and Team Asuma don't have a Jounin" Kiba said.
"Until Shikamaru gets promoted to Jounin, Yamato will be the Jounin in Team Asuma. As for Team Kurenai your Jounin will be the leader of this mission" Tsunade explained. "She is an ex-ANBU Captain that decided to pursue a normal shinobi carrier and take on a four-man cell"
Sasunara appeared next to Tsunade in an instant, leaving almost a yellow trail behind her.
"Yo! I'm Namikaze Sasunara! Pleased to meet you all" she said, large grin on her partially masked face.
"Ha you!" Naruto said loudly.
"Neh Naruto do you know her?" Lee asked.
"Yeah I met her in the Uchiha district yesterday, I helped her move in" he explained.
"Uchiha district?" Kiba asked
"She's…"
"My mother was an Uchiha; I'm from an illegitimate line. I was in Suna during the Uchiha Massacre, living with my godfather. But personal details for later" her face became serious "Hokage-sama said we have as long as it takes, but personally I would like to get this over with in the next three weeks. Our targets are Zetsu, the six Pains, Konan, Nagato and Tobi. However Tobi will be taken down by Naruto-san and me, more about him later"
"What about Uchiha Itachi, Kisame and Deidara?" Kiba asked
"Kisame and Deidara are already dead. Uchiha Itachi is being taken care of" Sasunara explained. "The first target is Zetsu, he is partnered with Uchiha Itachi. Whilst Itachi is being taken care of we will dispose of Zetsu, beware he can split into two different people. You have until 9 am sharp to collect your gear and meet me at the front gates" They all nodded and quickened out the room.
"I'll take care of them Hokage-sama" Sasunara said and disappeared.
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They were all waiting outside the front gate of Konoha Village for Naruto and Sasunara to arrive. even Kakashi was on time.
"Geesh they seem to be related" Kiba said. Kakashi turned his single eyeball towards him. They turned their heads towards a distant calling from behind.
"Guys wait up!"Naruto said, waving his hand over his head. He caught up with them. "Sorry I had to get some ramen before I left"
"Naruto-baka, typical you being late for an S-rank mission because of ramen" Sakura said.
"Ummm… good morning Naruto-kun" Hinata said, her face already getting red.
"Oh good morning Hinata-chan!" he patted her on the back. Kiba and Shino were ready to catch her from behind as she fainted.
"Good morning all" Sasunara said as she appeared into view in a yellow flash. She was dressed differently, it reminded them of a picture in the Academy none of them, except Naruto, could forget. She had a shape fitting, orange, zipped-up vest that covered her stomach and shoulders, her usual mini, black shorts and black shinobi sandals. The difference was the two katanas securely held to the left side of her waist and the other on her back. She also had a white overcoat with red flames on the bottom and on the short sleeves. She had tied a single dark, green string over the orange fabric at both elbows. The coat was exactly like the Fourth's except that instead of having 'Fourth' written on the back, it had the Uchiha red and white fan.
"Are you by any chance related to the Fourth?" Chouji asked.
"He was my father" she said. All except Kakashi, Gai, Shikamaru and Yamato went "What?"
"How is that possible?" Kiba asked.
"Do you need me to draw you a picture?" she asked grinning.
"What? No! No! Thank you. I'm just shocked that's all" he responded.
"Well there's no time to be shocked. We have two days until we have to meet up with some friends. Itachi and Zetsu are on the border of the Fire Country, they are on their way to the Eight-tails Jinchuuriki. We must also ensure they don't obtain the Nine-tails Jinchuuriki. Anything other than that"
"What happens if they do?" Ino asked.
Sasunara was silent for a moment. "The Tailed Beast are basically massive collections of chakra that have gained a mind of their own and physical shape. If they get all of them together they will create a jutsu that contains all of the beasts' chakra combined, they could wipe out multiple countries at the same time."
"Wow" Kiba said
"We have to stop them" Chouji said.
"We will let's go" she said, and led the group into the forest.
Whilst they were running Naruto made his way next to Sasunara who was leading in the front.
"Why didn't you tell me the Fourth was your father? I asked you if you were related and you said nothing. His my hero and his alive in you"
"I guess it would have ruined the moment. I don't really think of him as my father, I still love him but I never met him. Same with my mother, it's like I never had one" Quite true, she told herself.
"I know how it feels. I'm sorry" he said, not looking into her eyes.
"There's nothing to be sorry about Naruto, I've had a great life"
"Neh… why did you say that you and I would take out Tobi? What's so special about him?"
"His immortal, like Hidan, you and I know a jutsu that no one else knows. That's why we will be the ones to take out Tobi. Now go and mingle with your friends" she said
"I am mingling with my friends" he said smiling, but he fell back and began running along side Kiba and Akamaru. Sasunara felt tears coming, he only knew her for one day and he already considered her his friend.
"Neh Naruto what's she like?" Kiba asked whilst he rode on Akamaru.
"She's kind, funny, always smiling, and generous" he said "she paid for my ramen twice"
Kiba thought she had to be generous the way Naruto ate ramen; it was like Chouji and barbecue.
"Oh and she eats ramen like I do, nine or ten bowls at a time"
That's why, Kiba thought.
They ran nonstop for two hours and decided to take a break. They stopped at a clearing; it had forest on one side and a river in the other. Naruto was seated next to Sakura and Sai, who were the nearest to the forest.
"Neh neh Sakura-chan when this mission is over will you go on a date with me?" Naruto asked
Sasunara's ears twitched as her brain registered what that meant.
INNER SASUNARA
WHAT THE FUCK?! Naruto-otousan did not tell me about this! Since when did otousan hit on Sakura-sama? Do I have to beat him into gayness too?Sasunara thought, she was next to Naruto in a flash.
Kakashi, Yamato and Shikamaru saw the whole thing from where they were seating.
"Oops she finally saw it. Naruto's constant date requests" Yamato said
"This might get ugly" Kakashi added.
"Troublesome" Shikamaru said, gazing at the clouds.
"I already told you no" Sakura said. But Naruto was already being dragged into the forest by Sasunara. She picked him up with no effort and held him against a tree.
"Since when did you hit on Sakura-sam-… Sakura-san?"
"What? I've liked Sakura-chan since our Academy days, but she always says no. She only has eyes for Sasuke."
INNER SASUNARA
W-h-a-t? She goes after Sasuke-otousan too? What the hell is going on here? WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS LOVE TRIANGLE COME FROM?! This doubles my work. I have to get my parents together AND keep Sakura-sama's hands to herself. She likes eye-candy, even Uncle Lee admits it, and there's no better looking candy than my Sasuke-otousan, well except my Shika, but that's not the point here!
"So there's no chance between you and Sakura-san?" Sasunara asked
"I want there to be but until she says 'yes' there's nothing", Sasunara sighed in relief.
"I don't understand" she let go of his collar. "You and Sasuke, the way you talked about him. I mean you kissed him. You took each others first kiss"
"What? Me and Sasuke? What! No! Wait who told you? It was Kiba wasn't it? Shikamaru? No? Chouji! No Chouji wouldn't do that. I bet it was Kiba. It's so like Kiba to do that" Naruto was marching towards the others, Sasunara stopped him.
"No one told me, I heard rumours. So there's no chance between you two?" she asked, sounding desperate.
"Hello, we are both males. Not to mention Sasuke is god knows where and every time I see him he tries to kill me"
"You have chased him for almost three years! You have trained yourself to near death with only hope of getting him back as the drive to keep you going. There has to be something behind that. A crush at least!"
"Sasuke is like my brother, he was my first friend. My best friend, I can't let his thirst for revenge destroy his life. But how do you know all this?"
I'm your freaking daughter from the future you BAKA and guess what happens if Sakura-sama has no reason to mess around with your sperm. I along with five of your other children and twenty others fade out of existence. That's what she wanted to say anyway. She could let go of her last plan but then things would get too messed up. She had already let some know of her true identity, she couldn't let them know; yet. She needed to stick to her plans; at least this once.
"Umm Kakashi told me about all my students. I need to know about the people I am leading." Naruto seemed to buy it. Of course he did, he was Naruto.
"Umm why do you seem to really want Sasuke and me together? You too will be the last remaining Uchihas and having the male one being gay doesn't really help in the clan rebuilding. Besides there is no way he is gay. He had all the girls; he has the looks, the brains, and the money"
"But you guys are the opposites that attract. He has that emo image going on whilst you are the happy-go-lucky guy. He is the moon and you are the sun, see even in appearance you attract. You know what? We have to get going. I know I shouldn't intrude but I think Sakura-san is the wrong person for you; you deserve someone that can be equal to you. You don't have much experience in relationships so I will give you one piece of advice. Balance, like with chakra manipulation, is essential to a healthy relationship and you balance Sasuke out. I'm sorry I brought you out here, I hope this doesn't change how you see me"
"It does change how I see you" he said. Sasunara's face fell. "I meant I see you are a caring friend".
Sasunara couldn't help herself, she hugged Naruto tightly. Naruto didn't know what to do; hardly anyone showed any intimate gesture towards him. But she was warm and he felt his chakra spike when she touched her. He let himself be enveloped by the warmth and awkwardly hugged back. However it didn't last long as Sasunara pulled back after six seconds.
"We should go back" Naruto nodded in agreement and the two made their way back, talking about the best ramen flavour.
Kakashi, Yamato, Shikamaru and Neji were studying a map when the two returned, "Naruto seems to be in one piece" Kakashi said quietly. The other three gave tiny nods.
"It's still hard to believe" Neji said, being a Jounin on the mission Tsunade had given permission for Shikamaru to tell Neji.
"I can't believe I'm dead" Yamato said.
"We're the future Dead Jounin Club" Kakashi added.
"Oi oi, quit the jinxing, how troublesome. She came back to stop it"
"You're optimistic" Yamato said
"She's obviously Sasuke's daughter, even though she looks more like Naruto, thankfully she doesn't seem to have inherited his stupidity, but I can tell she's got Naruto's determination and Sasuke's brilliance. Perhaps a greater brilliance that the Fourth. She will not stop until she completes her goal. She'll be fine. Stop talking like old men reminiscing about the past… future…whatever"
"I see Sasunara has won over the in-laws" Kakashi said. Shikamaru ignored him.
Sasunara and Naruto sat down next to Kiba and Hinata, "Neh neh -emm, what should we call you?" Kiba asked.
"Uchiha-sensei is fine. Namikaze–sensei is too long. But you can call me Sasunara if you want. I'm only 18 after all"
"Neh Uchiha-sensei can you show us your Sharingan?"
"Kiba!" Hinata said, her hand on his shoulder to stop him.
"It's fine Hinata-san" Sasunara said. She activated her three tomoe Sharingan; she saw this as the opportune moment to tell them, "I have to tell you something though. This Sharingan does look like the one Sasuke and all the other Uchihas before him had, however there is a kind of Sharingan that appears roughly once every 120 years. This Sharingan has four tomoes and is capable of copying certain bloodline limits" she allowed a fourth tomoe to appear "Like I said it's a Sharingan that allows me to copy a lot more than the normal one and I want to reassure the bloodline limit users that what I have copied will go with me to the death and it will not pass onto my children, nor will I divulge the secrets behind any jutsus" those present, even the people that knew Sasunara's true identity, gasped in surprise. What other secrets was the Uchiha clan hiding?
Neji could not hold his anger behind his usual poker face, "That's still unacceptable; an outsider with the power of the Hyuugas" none of the others said anything, they could feel Neji's irritation and would rather stay put than face his wrath.
"I could prove my point that it will not be passed on genetically but my son is not here now" she said. Shikamaru's eyes that were closed throughout the whole exchange as he relaxed under the nearest tree opened up staring straight into Sasunara's partially masked face. "His nearly three years old and his Sharingan is normal, one tomoe so far. For me, I got all four that the same time. Only later I learned to control how many I showed"
"I am still not convinced. The secrets of the Byukugan belong to the Hyuugas"
Sasunara was getting annoyed, "Kakashi has the Sharingan and the Uchihas never said anything. I've met someone who had a Byukugan in one eye; I don't see you going after him. Everyone else here with bloodline limits don't seem to be complaining. I have a short temper. Don't push me" Her eyes returned to their usual sky blue orbs. Somehow she didn't feel very guilty at lashing out at Neji, perhaps because this was actually the first time she was talking at him directly. Hyugga Neji had died long before she was born, but she knew from her parents' stories that he was a dear friend to them.
The tension in the camp calmed down a bit. Naruto decided to break the silence, "So you have a son? Where is he? Wait you were fifteen? Isn't that a bit too young?" he asked.
"I always wanted a child, I was afraid that if I died I would leave no one to carry my line. Did you know the average life expectancy for a female ninja is sixteen and a male ninja is eighteen? I had been thinking about it but then it happened. My boyfriend was so happy, we'd been together since we were twelve and we already knew we would end up married so why wait?"
"Where is he now?" Sakura asked.
"His father is looking after him" she knew Shikamaru was looking straight at her, she could feel his gaze, "I miss him but I have a mission to complete"
"What's his name?"
"Mamoru" she answered.
"Nice name" Kiba said. Sasunara thanked him with a smile.
"Uchihas always seem to be coughing out prodigies" Sai said.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"Well first Itachi, then Sasuke, now we have a bloodline-copycat and a two year old Sharingan user"
"Sai that's kind of rude" Chouji said, finishing his third pack of crisps.
"That's it. Back to running" Kakashi said "Leader-san, I think we should get going"
"You're right Kakashi" Sasunara got up, dusted her white coat and jumped high onto a tree. "Come on then" they followed, Neji was still scowling. Shikamaru fell back to accompany him, "Don't get so worked up Neji. She's here for all of us. You should be grateful, she's sacrificing a lot, coming back to make sure you and a whole bunch of other people don't get killed. Think about it. Are you being fair?" Shikamaru sped up again, joining Chouji ahead.
Sasunara was in the lead, Naruto came up on her left.
"Uchiha-sensei can you slow down please, its just some are finding it a little hard following your pace"
Sasunara who had been deep in thought answered "Oh sorry" as she slowed down "You don't have to call me Uchiha-sensei, Sasunara is fine" After a few moments of silence "Naruto when we camp tonight I want to train you. I'm a wind element user like you. Besides we have to work out a battle scheme. You are training to be Hokage aren't you? I can help you"
"Thanks" he gave her a wide smile.
"Do you have a picture of him?" he asked
"Of who?"
"Your son"
"Oh" she dug her hand into her shinobi back pack and took out a picture and handed it to her yet-to-be father.
"Wow, he kinda looks like Sasuke" the little boy in the picture was in Sasunara's arms, smiling at the picture. His very dark hair was cut short, so it stuck up at the back like a chicken's butt. He wasn't as pale as his mother, a bit darker, like Shikamaru's skin tone actually. But without a doubt he had the complexions of a Uchiha, thin lips and cunning black eyes. Sasuanra hoped that Naruto wouldn't notice the sixth head on the Hokage Mountain behind the two figures. But obviously he was Naruto and didn't see his own face carved into the rock. Maybe he thought it was the fourth's.
"Well… he is an Uchiha" she said
"True. All Uchihas look similar"
"You haven't met that many Naruto" she sounded amused.
"True, but look at you; you are pale as a sheet and your thin lips are similar to Sasuke's and Itachi's too. I've been meaning to ask. Why do you wear a mask? What is up with masks these days? Kakashi-sensei won't remove his mask either"
"I have scars on my cheeks, I've worn a mask most of the time since I got them but Kakashi wears it because I guess he doesn't want people to keep comparing him with his dad. But personally I think it's because he doesn't want half of Konoha's female population after him. He is pretty handsome"
"You've seen him?!"
"Yeah but personally I find my Shika, you know my fiancée, a lot more handsome"
"Lucky, the suspense is killing me" his face fell and he hung his head.
"Let's make a deal. Promise to work hard when I train you and I will get Kakashi to take of his mask. For-a-whole-week"
"Ahhh. Hai hai. Yey I'm gonna see Kakashi-sensei's face!"
"Keep it down Naruto, he will hear you"
Naruto quieted down, "Sorry" he whispered. They ran and ran heading north; it would take them approximately two and a half days to reach their destination. They stopped around 8pm, taking advantage of the last few rays of sunshine to set up camp. With the help of numerous clones they were done in 10 minutes. Sasunara sat next to Naruto just as he was taking a cup of ramen out of his back pack. Sasunara did the same, it turned out they were the same flavour.
"We need hot water" they said at the same time. Two second silence and both began laughing.
"I'll do it" Sasunara said, and 5 minutes later thanks to a fire jutsu, courtesy of Sasunara, both blond teens were purring hot water into their miso flavoured ramen cup. The rest of their teammates glanced at them and wondered if they were related.