Ray was busy beating up Doopliss. "Wha!? How'd you make it here so fast, Slick?!"

"Hard work, determination, and a whole lot of skipping. Also, I really want my identity back."

Ray had received a treasure map from Sasuma, but knowing her, she got kidnapped. Now Ray is on a grand quest to collect the Crystal Stars, 7 magical artifacts that may or may not help him save Sasuma.

He's ventured into castles, huge trees, even to a fighting tournament! Now, he just wanted his name back.

"GIMMIE BACK MY NAME, YOU JERK!" He kept punching Doopliss in the face. "OKAY, ALRIGHT!" Doopliss revealed his true form, a ghost. He ran away, crying.

Ray returned. Violet, one of Ray's first partners, piped up. "Woah, Ray! That was you the entire time?"

"Yeah, he stole my name...who knew all it took to beat him was to the find the letter 'p'?"

Killua, another one of Ray's partners picked up the Crystal Star. "So, I'm guessing you want this?"

"Listen, you can have it if you want, I just wanted my name back." Ray started to hug himself. "I missed you so much, me…"

Killua gave Ray a weird look and decided to clear the chapter for him.

CHAPTER 4 CLEAR!

Blah, blah, winning and all that, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, same old, same old. Ray and company wins, Ruby Star gotten, all that jazz. NEXT!

A giant skeleton floated in. "Roar."

"Wait, aren't you supposed to be in Keelhaul Key, waiting for us?"

The skeleton rolled its...eyes? "I got impatient. I'm Cortez! I don't wait!" The skeleton poked Ray in the stomach, causing him to bleed out and die violently.

"Ah! Ray is dead, noooooo!"

Ray woke up. "Who, what, when, where? And ow, my stomach..." Ray looked down, and saw a hole through his chest. "Aww man, I'm dead. And if I'm guessing correctly, that means I'm in the Underwhere now."

Ray guessed correctly. Around him was nothing but lost souls and skeletons trapped in a world that resembled Hell. "Dang. How come I didn't go to the Overthere instead!?"

A random stranger piped up. "Let's see, you shot Tutan, punched Tubba Blubba, murdered Kanjo-"

"Okay, okay, I get it! I'm a bad person. So how do I get out and continue the story!? I'm not even supposed to be here yet!"

"Sorry, once you're down here, there's no getting out."

Ray looked sad. "Ever?"

"Ever."

"Shoot. Well, I guess this is it then...Sasuma will never get rescued, and ultimately will become the vassal for the Shadow Queen...as I rot away in Hell, never to be heard from again."

"You mean the Underwhere. Seriously, you're pushing our rating by repeating that over and over again."

"Sorry."

Ray decided, if he was going to be stuck here for the rest of his days, he might as well make the most of it. "Hey, guys, what'cha doing?" He came up to a random group of souls.

"Uhh, lamenting over our lost lives? How about yourself?"

"True, same. Me too. Hey, why don't we try to find a way out of here-"

The soul gave Ray a 'really?' look. "Didn't the skeleton over there already tell there is no way out? Trust me, if there was, no one would be here." Ray snapped his fingers. "Dang it!"

Ray sighed. "Come on...there has to be a way!"

"No."

"Come on!" He began tugging at the soul. "There's gotta be a waaaaaaaaay..."

"I already said no, leave me alone!"

"Nooooooooo, let me ooooooooout!"

The soul snapped. "GO TALK TO QUEEN JAYDES ABOUT IT!" Ray smiled.

"Thanks for your help, bye bye!" He ran off, giddy. "Jeez, that kid is annoying."

Ray swam through a lake of hands trying to grab him, a fountain of blood, a valley of bones, a volcano of guts, and more things that really pushed the TV-G rating until he made it to Queen Jaydes.

"Phew...oh man, the critics are gonna have a field day with this...anyways...this looks like Queen Jaydes Palace!" Sure enough it was. It was surprisingly pink.

"Wow, compared to the rest of this place, this castle is out of sync. Whatever!" Ray went inside. There, he saw the queen.

"Hey, Queen! I was wondering if-"

"I already know why you are here. And the answer is no."

Ray was in disbelief. "Whaaaaat!? Wait, how did you know I was coming?"

"Your harassing spread quickly throughout the Underwhere. You're infamous now."

"Is that like, famous?"

"No, it's the opposite. Meaning everyone hates you."

Ray shrugged. "Didn't everyone hate me before?"

"Good point." The Queen slinked over back to her throne. "But yes, you can leave now. There is no way to leave the Underwhere."

Ray got on his knees. "PLEASE! I have to get out! I need to collect the Crystal Stars and rescue Sasuma!"

Queen Jaydes lifted an eyebrow. "And I should care because...?"

"Because this is MY dream, and I can ERASE YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE!"

Queen Jaydes remained unfazed. "I'm a character from a video game. You can't erase me."

"Wanna bet!?"

"Sure. I bet my entire life savings."

Ray smiled. "Well, as it turns out, the current CEO of Nontendo quit, so I am officially in charge. So thanks for the money!" Ray gathered the money from the Queen, who was in shock.

"Wait, so you can actually delete me!?" Ray nodded. "Dang. Well, you're free then." She teleported Ray back to the world of the living.

"Yay! I'm back!"

Ray's partners saw he was alive. "Ray, you're alive again!"

"Yeah! Where's Cortez? I am very upset about him murdering me, and I wish to return the favor!"

Violet spoke up. "Well, as it turns out, Cortez is a fairly chill guy, and he helped us beat up the bosses of Chapter 6 and 7."

"And who were those?"

"Oh, just some weird Smorg-thing and Lord Crump again." Ray hissed. "Don't mention Crump's name near me..."

"Anyways, this means we have all the Crystal Stars, and we can definitely go rescue Sasuma now!"

And so, Ray and co. go back to Professor Nessquik's.

"GREAT GATSBY! You found all the Crystal Stars!"

"Wait, the Great Gatsby? You're weird. Anyways, yes, we did in fact find all of the Crystal Stars."

"But how so fast? You guys just left yesterday!"

Ray summarized the whole story in 3 seconds. "Wow, you spoke so fast and somehow I understood completely! Let us now venture to the Rougeport sewers and open up the Palace of Shadow, so we can finally finish this once and for all."

The group went down, and placed the 7 Crystal Stars on their pedestals. The door crumbled, and revealed...

"Wait, are you seriously telling me that the Thousand Year Door is actually a closet!?"

"Uh, duh! Didn't you see the title?"

"How did people from one thousand years ago even know what a closet was?"

Ray shushed Miguel. "Hush! Don't question logic! Let us go in there and rescue Sasuma!" A resounding 'yeah!' from the group, and everyone went into the Palace of Shadows.

Kagato and Snover saw what was going on from afar. "Oh yes! I haven't appeared at all yet! My second appearance!"

"U-uhh, sir? Do you think we should follow them?"

"Obviously! Don't you want to be apart of the plot and be relevant!?" Snover shook his head no. "Well too bad! We are going to be super relevant!" Kagato grabbed Snover and threw him into the Palace, also picking himself up and throwing him in.

The Shadow Sirens, FangofFenrir, FangofFenrir, and Doopliss saw from afar too.

"Wait, so you're so lazy that the Shadow Sirens are literally just me copy and pasted?" Fang asked me, the narrator. And yes, they are. "Lame. Also, since when was Doopliss here?"

Since one of the Fangs turned against you guys and joined Ray instead. It's not that hard to piece together. "Whatever."

The Shadow Sirens turned to Doopliss. "Listen up, new recruit. Our job is to assist Grodus in exterminating Ray!"

"But isn't Ray, like, in charge of his dream? We can't kill someone who is essentially God." Fang scratched his chin. "You're right. But we're going to help him anyway because he'll fire us if we don't!" Doopliss nodded, and the three slinked off into the Palace of Shadows.

Finally inside the Palace of Shadow, Ray and co. went up stairs, down stairs, and….through stairs, until….

"Halt! I am Gloomtail. I heard you killed my brother, and I am very angry."

"Eh, you have every right to be. But you do realize we're going to kill you too, right?"

"Yes, I do." Ray kicked Gloomtail in the shin, and it died. "Wow, overkill much?"

"He died as he lived….ignorant. Let's move on!" Violet stopped him. "Ray! Shouldn't we give him a proper burial?"

"Wha? A burial for a minor boss that serves no relevance to the story!? Sure, why not?"

Ray, Miguel, Noel, Fang, Osh, Sora, Yui, and some other irrelevant partners lowered Gloomtail into the ground, solemn expressions on their faces.

"Here lies Gloomtail, as he rests along with his brother, and probably soon Bonetail too….does anyone have any choice words to say about our enemy?"

Killua came up to the podium. "He…he was my best friend. We shared some good times together….as well as some bad times. I wish him the best of peace in the afterlife."

"That was truly touching…" Osh interrupted. "Why are we having a funeral for a dead dragon!? CAN WE JUST MOVE ON ALREADY!?"

"Okay, okay, Osh. Calm down…" Ray and co. were on the move again.

Kagato and Snover fell from the ceiling in front of Ray! "Gwahahaha! It's time to be relevant! I challenge you to a du-du-du-du-duel!"

"No, I am not playing Yu-gi-oh! Besides, I don't even know how to play." Kagato put away his anime hair. "Darn...well how about a Pokemon battle?"

"Yes! I know how to play Pokemon!" What the heck is going on!?

"Alright Snover! I choose you!" Kagato shoved Snover out. By a stroke of luck, Snover evolves into Abomasnow!

"What!? That's unfair!" Kagato laughed. "Stop whining. Send out yours, so we can stomp it into DUST!"

Ray shoved Sora out. "WHA!? WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FIGHT!?" Ray pointed. "Go get 'em! We're right behind you every step of the way!" Everyone ran behind a pillar.

"Why me…"

Opponent's Abomasnow attacked!

What will Sora do?

Whine

Cry

Shuffle

Moan

"SORA! WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR ATTACKS USELESS!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

Sora used Cry!

Abomasnow took -5 damage!

"What? How does one take negative damage?"

Opponent's Abomasnow used Guillotine!

It was a one hit KO! Sora fainted!

"SORA, YOU'RE USELESS!"

Violet punched Osh in the gut. "Don't call him useless!" Osh punched Violet back. "Don't punch me in the gut!"

"Guys, calm down!"

Kagato laughed. Again. "It looks like you lose! Which means I win-"

Ray punched Kagato in the nose, sending him out the window. He threw Abomasnow out too. The shock of the throw made Abomasnow devolve back into Snover.

"TEAM KAGATO'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAIN!" They disappeared as a twinkle in the sky.

"We are so gonna get a copyright strike for doing that." Ray shrugged. "Eh, it was inevitable."

Violet dragged Sora along, and the group made their way deeper into the Palace of Shadows. Until…

"BLEAH! I AM THE EVIL KING GRODUS!" Ray eyed him. "Uh, have we met before?"

"No, in fact, this is our first time meeting. BUT I HAVE HEARD MUCH ABOUT YOU!" Ray took off his head. "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Ray handed it to Violet, who handed it to Osh, who handed it to Sora, who handed it to Killua, who handed it to Yui, who handed it to Kagato, who handed it to Snover, who handed it to Nessquik, who handed it to the window, who handed it to the ground.

"AAAAAAH! MI TORTAAAAAA!" Grodus' head cracked upon impact.

"And just how did you get back here!?" Ray pointed to Kagato.

"Umm, the internet?"

"Sorry, that doesn't work here." Ray kicked Kagato out again, and Snover did the honors and kicked himself too.

"Okay, can we hurry now before this dream becomes even more illogical and weird than it already is?" Yes, please.

Continuing along some more, until finally…

"Gasp, it's the throne room guys! We made it!"

Somehow, Grodus was there, with his body back. "Curse you fools! I am tired of your shenanigans!" He raised his staff, and revealed Sasuma!

"CANDY! SAVE ME!" Ray reached out to grab Sasuma, but Grodus zapped Ray back to where he was. "Owowowowow…."

"You shall go no further! I WILL SUMMON THE SHADOW QUEEN!" He raised both of his arms, and all the candles faded to black. A black vortex was summoned, and the coffin behind Sasuma opened.

"At last! I win!" The dark cloud went into Sasuma, and Sasuma's appearance greatly altered. She looked more...evil. Though, that's to be expected.

"Ohohoho...it's been so long since I've had a body. I'm still as dashing as ever…" The Shadow Queen flipped her hair.

"That body is not yours! It's MINE!" Ray exclaimed, earning some weird looks. "I mean, it's Sasuma's!"

The Shadow Queen laughed. "I don't care whose it is. It's MINE now."

"Umm….Ms. Shadow Queen, ma'am…" Grodus whispered. The Shadow Queen zapped him, destroying his body. "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"

"You talked. That's bad enough." Ray got on the defensive.

"Shadow Queen, we'll stop you!" She snickered. "I'd like to see you try."

Ray got out his hammer, and tried to hit the Shadow Queen head on, but instead got flung back into Violet.

"I got you, Ray. She's strong…"

"No kidding! My hammer's literally just a stick now!" Ray threw away the now useless tool. "It's hopeless. There is no way we will win now."

The Shadow Queen decided to show pity. "I'll give you a choice. Why don't you join me, and rule over this world with me? We'll be unstoppable together."

Ray thought over it….on one hand, he'd be destroying the entire world if he agreed. On the other…

"RAY! YOU'RE A HERO! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOUR CHOICE!"

Ray's eyes lit up! "Sora's right! It's obvious what the best choice is! I'll join you!"

"Yeah, that's what I- WAIT, WHAT!?"

The Shadow Queen cackled. "That was way easier than I thought. So, Ray, shall we kill your friends?" Ray's color scheme became monochrome. "We shall."

"Wow, so now Ray is evil!? We are so dead…."

Suddenly, another Ray showed up. "HOLD IT! That Ray is a fake!"

Various gasps were shared. "How dare you accuse me of being a faker, you faker! I'm taking this to court."

"Hah! It just so happens I am a lawyer myself!"

"This dream is getting weirder by the second…"

Ray and Ray entered the courtroom, everyone else serving as the jury. "This Ray is clearly fake, because he showed up just as I joined the Shadow Queen! Obviously he's the true evil here, I'm innocent!"

Ray pointed an accusing finger. "OBJECTION! That is clearly not the case, as I have evidence against you! Also, why is my idle animation changing every 2 seconds?" I'm just as confused as you are.

Ray provided photos of him getting shafted in favor of the other Ray. "Gasp! That Ray really is a fake!"

"I knew Ray would never join the dark side!"

The Shadow Queen destroyed the scene. "Enough! I'm tired of this nonsense! I'm killing you all!"

The Crystal Stars began to shine. They rose up into the air, and….exploded. They revealed the Seven Chaos Emeralds! "Okay, seriously, what the heck is going on?"

"Didn't you know? The Crystal Stars were clearly the Chaos Emeralds this entire time! Seriously Sora, keep up."

"Okay, so...knowing what happens when you have all 7, who gets to go One-Winged Angel?"

Ray was about to speak up, but Sora shoved him out of the way. Using the 7 emeralds, Sora became…

"Super Sora?" Nah, that name sounds really stupid. I'm going to call him Roxas instead.

"But hey, that's my name!" Shut up, Killua.

Roxas's's's's's's's's's's golden spiky hair was so long, it flooded the entire room. "Don't you think this is just a little ridiculous!?" Oh no, it's extremely ridiculous.

"Hah, you think just because you're gold now you can stop me? I'd like to see you-" Roxas touched the Shadow Queen and she evaporated into a dark mist.

Sasuma was lowered down to the ground, and the candles were restored to their normal color. "Is...is it all over?"

Ray regained himself. "I should hope so! This journey has been one nutcase after another!"

Roxas became Sora again, and Professor Nessquik appeared. "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!"

"Okay, can you stop shouting 'Great' and following it up with something stupid?"

"No, that's my entire character. You did it! You defeated the Shadow Queen!"

Sora came in front. "Actually, I defeated her."

"No, Roxas did. You're Sora."

"But, but, but-" Ray raised a finger to Sora's mouth. "Shhh. It's okay." He began to chase Ray around.

"Well, now that this whole matter has been settled, it's time to go back to back to the SD Kingdom so Sasuma can get kidnapped again and I'll have to go on another adventure to save her."

And so, the heroes headed out of the Palace of Shadows, and...uhh….say, where's Kagato.

"Plotting."

Umm...okay then.

Next time on Come Along and SD With Me!

Ray, Kagato, Sasuma, and MJ go on an epic journey to stop the Taco-Wait, Taco? I thought it was the Void?

"We changed it to a food item due to budget cuts."

Umm, okay then...they stop the Taco. Seriously, can't you just eat it?

"We could, but then that would make the story less interesting!"

...To stop the Taco from covering all worlds in Mexican goodness. Then again, that doesn't sound so bad.

"But then everyone will speak Spanish! AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND SPANISH!"

Then I guess you'd better get to stopping that Taco then.

Souper Paper Ray!

See you next time!

(Original Air Date: September 14th, 2016)