Full Summary: Sasuke's life is perfect right? He has a caring brother and a best friend who would do anything for him (a.k.a. Naruto). WRONG! VERY WRONG! Just one kiss turned things upside down. And when Sasuke turns to his dearly beloved brother for advice, things got worse.

A/N: Just so you guys don't get the date mixed up, I'm gonna make it clear. This chappie starts off on an evening on Thursday, September 23rd. This is still the same day the party was held and all that stuff.

P.S. Sorry this update is one day late. I sorta got into trouble yesterday and my mom suspended me from my computer.

Introducing…

"I'm sorry about the false birthday party, Naruto-chan. I hope you've forgiven me?" Itachi's voice sounded sorry through the phone but in fact, he was far from sorry.

"Don't worry about it, Itachi-kun," Naruto replied cheerfully.

"Well, I didn't give you your birthday present yet so I'm gonna tell you now. I planned on taking you to a private beach resort that belongs to one of my friends. You wouldn't say no, would you?" Itachi's voice became honey-sweet dripping girlyness.

"Um…I don't know. I'll have to ask Iruka about it. You know how protective he is with me, not to mention strict," Naruto said, trying to find any possible excuse to get out of this.

"Oh don't worry about that. I've talked to Iruka and he said he's fine with letting you go to the resort with me."

"Oh, well, I'll have to see about my homework too. Because I might have a lot of homework," Naruto was desperately trying to find an excuse.

"Naruto-chan, you haven't forgiven me yet, have you? Are you still mad at me for not remembering your birthday right?" Itachi's voice sounded broken, like he was at the verge of crying.

"N-no, of course not, Itachi-kun!" Naruto hated how the older Uchiha can course him into doing anything through carefully picked words and carefully manipulated tone. "I'll go, Itachi-kun."

"Great! The plane leaves tomorrow evening, at 6:40. I'll come by your house and pick you up at 6:20. Bye, Naruto-chan. See you tomorrow!" the Uchiha's voice held the hint of a twist in this plan, which Naruto noticed but quickly dismissed since he was in no condition to be meditating on that. After he hung up the phone, he slumped down to the floor and tried to formulate a plan on how to survive this little weekend trip.

Of course I'm still gonna avoid Sasuke at all cost, but that'll be much harder if we both are gonna be at the resort. Then, I won't have any excuse to stay away from him. Wait! His fangirls! There will be new fangirls drooling over him and keeping him quite busy while I dash off and spend the whole day hiding in some cave or something. And if that doesn't work, I can play sick! I'm pretty sure we won't be sharing a room so it'll be easy to lock myself in the room and watch TV the whole day or something.

After coming up with more pretenses and plans for avoiding Sasuke, Naruto finally sighed happily. And I was worried? This is gonna be a piece of cake!

A car slowly pulled up Naruto's driveway and honked for the blond to come out. For once in his life, Naruto wasn't late. He was actually ready half an hour ago. He walked outside to the car and greeted Itachi and Sasuke. The blond had to sit in the back next to his raven-haired friend because Itachi said the front seat would be occupied.

Only ten minutes into the driving, Sasuke started stretching his arms, or rather 'pretended' to. Then, one of his arms would slowly rest on Naruto's shoulders. The blond immediately noticed this and 'pretended' to sneeze to get away from Sasuke's arm. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke took this chance to 'accidentally' drop his arm and his hand came to rest on Naruto's lower back, very close to his butt. At this, Naruto squeaked and slightly jumped up, which caused Itachi to glance back.

"Are you alright, Naruto-chan?" Itachi asked, concern mixed with anticipation shown in his voice.

"Y-yea, I'm fine," Naruto managed to reply.

To get rid of Sasuke's intruding arm on his personal space, Naruto place his bag, which he had been holding on his laps, right in the middle between them and 'accidentally' elbow Sasuke's arm. This caused a hiss to emit from Sasuke, and in turn caused Itachi to look back again.

"Is there a ghost back there?" the older Uchiha asked playfully.

"Just keep your eyes on the road!" the younger Uchiha retorted.

"Um…Itachi-kun? I'm not good with streets and stuff but this isn't the way to the airport, is it?" Naruto asked because he had been to the airport a lot because of Iruka's job that required him to travel, and he knew this wasn't the way to the airport.

"The dobe is right. This isn't the way to the airport."

Naruto didn't want to start a scene so he jabbed at Sasuke's side for the insult.

"We're not going to the airport just yet. We have to pick up one more person."

"Who?" Sasuke asked.

"I'll explain everything to you guys once we get to his house."

I don't like where this is going. Something tells me this weekend vacation isn't gonna go as smooth as it sounds. Sasuke thought.

"Kakashi, this is Uzumaki Naruto. And you've already met Sasuke."

"Naruto, this is Hatake Kakashi."

"Nice to meet you, Hatake-sama," Naruto politely greeted.

"Pleasure to finally meet the 'Naruto-chan' I've heard so much about," Kakashi replied with a gleam of certain impurity in his only apparent eyes. "Just call me Kakashi."

Naruto noticed the gleam in Kakashi's eye and immediately categorize this man as a 'Must Be Careful When Around But Must Not Let Him Know That I'm Being Careful Around Him.'

Sasuke already knew Kakashi and he was sure that this vacation is going to be hell break lose. The younger Uchiha knew that this silver-haired man was a pervert who would do anything just to have some fun, even at other people's expenses. But he had to admit that this man was as much of a pervert as he is a good man.

This trip is going to be reeeeaaaal bad. Both Naruto and Sasuke thought as they sweat-dropped.

Kakashi: Yay me! I finally made my appearance!

Itachi: Why do I have to have a crush on him!

Me: Because I said so!

Kakashi: And because I'm irresistible.

Itachi & Me: ack

Me: I'd pick Itachi over you anytime.

Itachi: HAH! IN YOUR FACE!