This is an OMAKE chapter. Details and answers concerning about this weird update will be posted AT THE BOTTOM A/N. Thank you. Please do read it...I know most of you do, but for those who don't or sometimes don't, make sure you ready it.
Warning: 1896. Fran acting like Mukuro...I'M SORRY FOR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR
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In a dark foggy room stood one dressed up vampire. His cool steel blue eyes shifted from one side of the fog to another, keeping his position and refusing to move. He merely glared at the wooden table and chair that was presented in the most innocent way possible in front of him before snorting and turning away, only to sense a certain shift in the fog that covered the room.
The fog slowly shifted to mist, which then rose and swirled before revealing a young boy with green hair and an expressionless face.
"Hn. What do you want, you herbivore" He demanded, letting his weapons, his Tonfas, slip down onto his arms, ready to bite the green haired illusionist for dragging him to such a … undefined, undisciplined, misty place.
"Well, since the stupid pineapple fairy messed up the meeting last time, I might as well just do it again" Fran answered not wincing as a Tonfa flew right into his face and toppled him over. "Itaiiii..." He drowned on as he stood up and rubbed his face a few times to rid the pain.
"Silence." Hibari ordered as he went to retrieve the fallen Tonfa. "I will not go through another negotiation, the deal has been sealed and nothing will change it" He growled.
"Ah. Don't worry about that, I wasn't going to change anything about the deal we already made, it's something else" Fran quickly said, waving his hands to try to clear the misunderstanding that was forming in the ex-prefects mind.
"Wao?" Hibari smirked. "That sounds pretty ridiculous to me. I have what I want and you have what you need, there won't be any way that I'll be helping you in your stupid herbivorous plans again, you herbivore" He said.
"I wouldn't be so sure of that Hibari Kyoya" Fran said, waving his hand.
As mist slowly formed around his hand, Fran suddenly snapped his hands and POOF! Away with the Varia uniform and Hibari's suit and quickly an illusion of casual clothing appeared on both males.
"Herbivore...what are you planning?" Hibari hissed, his murderous aura slowly seeping out of him like an about-to-explode volcano.
"Wouldn't you like to know...?" Fran muttered, but another Tonfa found its way to his face, leaving him on the ground with a dent on his face. "Ugh...alright, alright, I'll tell you, stop ruining my face. I don't want to end up as ugly as Levi" He muttered the last part to himself as he stood up and dusted off dust from his light blue jeans. He coughed twice before pointing to the chair and table in front of Hibari. "Take a seat, and we will begin"
Hibari retrieved the Tonfa and slumped into his seat...How uncomfortableHe mentally noted.
"Moving onto the main point, this is about Chrome" Fran said, watching carefully for any reaction on the Skylarks' face.
Hibari merely raised an eyebrow. "What about that herbivore" He asked.
"Don't try to act nonchalant, I have ears and eyes … and a stalking master" Fran replied. "We've all seen the way you two have that...that secret eye message thing, the way you two magically meet on the same road, on the same day of the week, every time." Fran exaggerated and Hibari only snorted and looked to the side.
"And? How does this matter to you?"
"Wow. You're such an idiot"
FWA-PU...
"Itaiiii..."
"Hmpf."
"Geez, just calm down! This is important you know!" Fran huffed. "Chrome-nee is basically my non-blood-related sister...because M.M. should just die in a hole, and I really should've refused to give her to you, but it was for the greater good, and now I regret it" Fran sulked. "She was my only sister...and I just gave her away to...to a monster...that will make her cry every day, every night, sniffle, damnit, and you're going to wed her! Fictionally, but still! If she finds out just how terrible you are in terms of affection, she'd think that every guy would be just as bad as you are and never fall in love! And then ...and then!"
FWA-PU...PU, PU, PU
"What makes you think that I would do that to m-that herbivore" Hibari hissed out.
"I'm sorry, I could've sworn I heard an 'M' somewhere in there, care to repeat?" Fran asked, still sniffling.
"No. All you need to know is that-"
"Kyoya!" A distant call came from somewhere … and the two males turned their heads to the direction.
"Pull down the illusion herbivore" Hibari ordered, and Fran could only sniffle as he let his illusion down, revealing Chrome Dokuro, clad in a black hoodie, black jeans, and black boots, standing just next to Hibari.
"Kyoya...why is Fran here?" She asked, tilting her head innocently to the side as she regarded her non-blood-related-youngest-brother.
"...I have no idea." Hibari lied; Fran could only gasp in shock.
"LIES! YOU BITCH! I KNEW YOU WOULD RUIN HER LIFE FOREVER! SCREW THE FORMAL SHIT, SAVE THAT FOR THE FUNERAL, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Fran screamed, jumping up with his box weapon in hand. "Nebbia Serpente! BITE THAT BITCH TO DEATH!"
Hibari's eyes darkened, "Stealing is forbidden … in all countries, for stealing my catchphrase, you shall be bitten to death" He informed the green haired victim.
"W-Wait you two!"
"Don't stop me Nagi...this herbivore needs to be bitten to death for his interference...and herbivore-ness." Hibari said.
"N-Nagi...HOW DARE YOU!"
"F-Fran! Please listen" She said softly...and when he started throwing a tantrum, Chrome sat on top of him and sighed. "Look. Last chapter, what Boss said was a misunderstanding!"
"I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! THAT MONSTER!" He pointed to Hibari who stood with a bored face. "WANTED YOUR VIRGINITYYYYYYYY! WE MUST KILL HIM BEFORE HE SUCCEEDS!"
Hibari sighed, and pulled Chrome up to her feet. "Talking will be useless to that herbivore right now. But you know what they say" He lowered his head to her level. "Actions speak louder than words" He whispered before crashing his lips to hers. Chrome made a small sound...somewhat of a moan that snapped Fran out of his tantrum.
"Y-YOU!" Fran squeaked as they parted.
"Just listen you herbivore...the two of us have been … courting each other since the beginning few chapters … the deal you made only sealed the deal with our … future mating process... and since I go by Japanese traditions, I have the right to ask her hand in marriage" Hibari explained, standing tall and unmoving as Chrome leaned onto his chest.
"Kyoya...shut up. It's embarrassing when you use your animal kingdom language to speak about these things" She muffled into his shirt before turning to Fran. "What he means is that we've been dating for like … 3 months since the start of Boss's post it wars, the deal you made when you said you'd give me to him, even if it's for a night, was like … the man of the house giving the daughter away and all since he goes by Japanese traditions he has every right to ask me to marry him now." Chrome explained.
"...AND YOU AGREED?" Fran managed to gasp out.
"W-Well. No...I-It's too fast!"
"No, you're just too slow"
"No, I'm not. You stupid carnivore"
"It doesn't matter, what you heard was wrong … because what Tsunayoshi thinks is always going to be wrong."
"That's mean..."
"Doesn't matter. Now go back to that pineapple bastard and tell him to just give the approval for the marriage already."
"I never said 'yes'"
"You just did."
In the end...Fran was the one eating chocolate in a corner while Nagi epically played the Wii and Kyoya decided to pay a lovely phone call to his dear boss about eavesdropping and being stupid.
The End.
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Alright...this was an OMAKE chapter, because someone (I forgot who, I'm sorry) was kind enough to ask me "I thought that Chrome and Hibari were only going to be marrying in the story? It was real? I'm so confused" and I realized that in the middle of my disease, I have forgotten small details like that and decided to make an OMAKE concerning that little confusion there.
Besides, I owe you all a lot. You probably deserve more chapters and all; think of this chapter as an apology of sorts for diving into a writer's block and not constantly updating.
Until next time.
~W.R.T.