Neb: I do not own Naruto or Rosario + a Vampire

Shikamaru: My life sucks... but at least we get a field trip in this one. As long as we aren't being driven by that crazy.

Asuma: Yo

Shikamaru: Dammit.

"Why are we being driven by the craziest driver in the world," Shikamaru asked.

"Can't handle a little speed," Tayuya laughed.

"S-shut up," Shikamaru growled.

"At least we get alone time," Ino smiled as she grabbed Shikamaru's arm and started rubbing herself against it.

"What about the rest of us," Sakura yelled.

"No, shut up," Ino yelled. "I finally got into a trip with Shikamaru that Choji isn't a part of, you all just sit quite.

"Go to hell, Succubus," Temari yelled.

"Were here," Asuma responded.

"That was fast," Shikamaru gawked.

"What did you expect, your traveling with me after all," he grinned.

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They all began playing on the beach. Beach ball where, some of them cheated and used their powers. Volleyball where some of them cheated and used their powers. Shikamaru didn't care however, cause he wasn't playing. That's right, he prefers sleeping at the beach then doing something else.

"Shikamaru, get your lazy ass over here and play with us," Tayuya yelled.

"No," Shikamaru responded. "I enjoy living a day to sleep thank you."

"Son of a... Shikamaru get your ass over here."

"Just let him be Tayuya," Sakura responded.

Ino ran up next to Shikamaru as she rubbed herself against him in her new bikini. "Shiki, whant to go somewhere more private."

"Get off me Ino," Shikamaru grumbled.

"Shikamaru, perhaps you would like to make a snow castle with me," Temari grinned.

"Don't you mean sand castle," Shikamaru responded.

"I like snow castles better, that way I can be your Snow Queen," she smiled.

Tayuya ran next to him and separated him from the others.

"Leave Shikamaru alone blonde bitches!"

"Hey, there is nothing wrong with being blonde, quit calling us that," Temari yelled as the three of them started fighting each other.

"Get off me," Shikamaru yelled.

Sakura starred at them and sighed as she looked down at her body. "Why is life so cruel?" Sakura then decided to go for a walk for a while.

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"Target is on the move lord Pain," a woman spoke up. She had orange hair and three piercings one each side of her face. "Understood, lord Pain."

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"Hey, can I help you," Sakura asked as the orange haired woman approached her. "hello sister, you are a witch aren't you," the woman asked.

"N-no, I'm a human," she responded afraid that the woman in front of her was a witch hunter.

"Yes, you are a witch, I recognize my own kind," she explained. "I am Ajisai, what is your name?"

"Sakura, Y-your a witch also, I thought it was just me and my family," Sakura said with amazement.

"No, you are not alone. Come, you must meet my master," she responded.

"I would like to, but..," Sakura responded. "Let me go tell my friends first."

"They are not your friends, soon I will be," she responded.

"Of course there my friends... well maybe not Ino, but still. How about you meet them first, then you can decide whether they are alright."

"They aren't, humans bring nothing but torment to our kind."

"But."

"If you are not coming willingly I'm going to have to take you myself," she responded. Vines came out of the ground and wrapped Sakura.

"Let her go," Tayuya yelled as she slammed her foot into the vines and caught Sakura. "You OK Sakura."

"Yes," Sakura replied.

The vines began freezing over as Temari stepped forward.

Shikamaru also made his way over there after being chased by Ino.

"You should be f***** ashamed, for attacking your own kind."

"Human, begone," she responded coldly before making vines attack her with a wave of her wand.

"Temari ran forward and froze the vines and then Tayuya broke them after that."

"Interesting, you aren't human are you," she responded.

"Of course not Einstein," Tayuya responded harshly.

"Your hostility has been noted, immediate elimination," she responded as she shot vines at her. "Impalement." Shikamaru jumped in the way of the vines trying to get the rosary off, but couldn't make it as he was stabbed by vines.

"Shikamaru," Tayuya gawked as she saw him bleed in front of her and collapse.

"I told you I will be taking Sakura, she is my kin not yours, and it is my masters wish, and also my wish."

"NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Tayuya turned into her Shadow Vampire form as she raged with anger.

"What is this," the orange hair girl responded.

The ground started freezing around the area as Temari looked at her beloved bleeding on the ground.

"You bitch," Ino yelled as wings and claws grew out of her and she lunged forward.

"Die," Tayuya yelled.