"And then she said 'What sword' " Barlan japed. Joe burst in laughter shortly followed by Barlan. "You always succeed at making me piss myself" replied while laughing. "Well you know what I say; A day without laughter is a day wasted".
"Oh yes, but that saying of yours almost got you killed back in the Mad King's day".
"Totally worth the almost execution, those fingernails ha, is almost as if he was asking for a jest".
"You old rascal".
"Red Fork huh, haven't been here for a while, how far are we from Blue Fork?".
"A day at most. Back in Riverrun, I heard about a wedding happening at The Twins, a big one, wanna slip inside, eat some food, drink some wine before we make it to White Harbor?".
"I don't know Joe, something tells me we should actually wait after the wedding to even cross The Neck".
"So you are afraid of free food, free drinks, and possible women?".
"It's not that, It is this hunch I have".
"Last time you had a hunch, we missed the biggest whore party in the entire history of Westeros".
"Well also thanks to my hunches, you and I are alive and Elyoth is dead".
"How dare you bring that bastard's name into the conversation."
"Facts are facts, you like them or not it does not matter, they are still facts".
"Barlan, trust me, this wedding is going to be fun, we are old, this is the time of our lives, let's go and have some fun, before we meet the Stranger".
"Alright, but if shit goes down, and we come out alive, you will owe me".
"Go to sleep old man".
"Ha, look who's talking".