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Warnings: Suggestive themes, hints of like…everything, and boy-fighting.
Author's Note: Okay, so I've always had Sam's last name be Larson since before the episode where it called her Knight (which I missed so I'm going by hear-say). So, that's my reasoning behind question one. I want to thank everyone who's reviewed; I can't believe I have over a hundred now. Wow. You guys are awesome.
Dedication: To AeltJerFan for your wonderful reviews and since you love Sam so much. I hope you like this one too.
1. What is your full name?
Samantha Evan Harmony Larson-Knight. It's a mouthful so I usually shorten it to Sam.
"That is a mouthful."
"I thought her last name was Knight though…"
"Well Princess, its Larsen but her mom got remarried so now it's combined. Why are you all staring at me?"
"We're just…digesting that information Odd."
"Hey, I can't keep in touch with friends?"
"Yeah but girls usually don't want to keep in touch with you though."
"Funny Yu, hilarious even."
2. Were you named after anyone...who?
My Father was named Evan and my mom's dad was Samuel. Yay?
"I like the name Evan."
"It's becoming a girl's name."
"Everything's becoming a girl's name Einstein!"
"Except Ulrich."
"Well…yeah."
3. Where were you born?
London, England
"Sam's English? Or is she like you Ulrich?"
"I don't know."
"No, she's English. Her step-dad transferred here, that's why they moved."
"You really do talk to her often, don't you?"
"Look Ulrich, I know you don't care for her but really…"
"Why don't you like Sam, Ulrich? The time I met her she seemed nice."
"She framed Odd for stealing a computer Ai."
"Well, technically she didn't."
"Don't get technical Odd."
4. Do you like where you live...why?
France? It's awesome. We move around a lot though so I hardly stay in one place long enough to get bored. In fact I think we're off to Germany at the end of the week!
"Why do they move around a lot?"
"Can't remember. Her step-dad's job is all I remember. Sorry Yu."
"It's because he's an Ambassador."
"…"
"Why are you all staring at me?"
"How do you know that Ulrich?"
"Uh…I just do."
"Ulrich, how do you know?"
"That's confidential Yumi."
"Odd, I'm going to kill you for using that word!"
5. Do you get along with your parents?
Dad's gone so is that a default yes? The step-dad's okay I mean, he won't be winning father-of-the-year but he's okay. Mom's a nutcase.
"No one seems to like their parents."
"It's the age Aelita. Since we're mostly all adolescents and, in our case at Boarding School, we feel the need to be independent. Of course, our parents don't or won't see this and thus arguments and yelling and silence are usually brought on. All because we are, quote, unquote, growing up."
"Wow Einstein, thanks for the lecture. If I'd wanted to learn anything I'd have paid attention in class."
"Be quiet Odd. I found it very informative Jeremie."
"Thank you Aelita."
6. Do you have any pets? Describe them...
No, but I want a Kiwi. An Odd-Kiwi, not a bird kiwi, though that would be cute…
"Aw, someone who appreciates Kiwi's brilliance!"
"Amazing."
"Shut-up Ulrich."
"Will you boys behave for once?"
"Excuse me Yumi? I feel that I should not be included in a category based solely on their juvenile tendencies."
"Oh, shut-up Jer you can act just like us!"
"Yumi?"
"Yes Aelita?"
"When exactly do boys mature?"
"Never Aelita…never."
7. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone's eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone's eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
Uh…when I tell them! Opposite when I lie to them. Then I can stare straight into their eyes, but you don't need to know that…
"Sam's funny."
"That she is Princess."
"Sam is psycho."
"Will you stop it Ulrich?"
"Make me."
"Fine!"
"Boys, no fighting!"
"Ow, Odd, Ulrich, stop it!"
"Be careful, watch the computer!"
"Yumi is this normal?"
"For them."
8. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way? If not WHAT CHANGED to make you feel differently?
I was angry at the step-dad for making me leave Italy to come back to France. Hello, hot Italian guys? Then again, there are hot French guys…
"When was she in Italy?"
"Before she came back to, ow Odd that was my shoulder you bit! France. Before she came back to France Ai."
"How do you, mmph!, know so much about my ex-girlfriend?"
"Because I know her?"
"How do you, argh, know her?"
"I'll tell you later, okay?"
"Fine."
"Good. Can we stop fighting now?"
"Uh…yeah, I guess."
"Odd, you're bleeding!"
"It's okay Princess, just a little blood."
"Yeah, it actually makes him look manly…oomph! Odd!"
"Sorry Ulrich, was that your stomach I hit?"
8. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you say to them?
Dude, Odd, there are two 8's. Did you know that? But I would totally call the airline and complain vehemently about their service and the fact that I'm about to DIE!!
"Yes Sam, I know this."
"Odd, it's just a survey…she can't hear you."
"I know that Princess, but still. I feel the need to explain this."
"He likes to hear himself talk."
"I do not Einstein!"
"I've noticed Jeremie."
9. You are at the doctor's office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days?
I have the perverse desire to inform my dad since maybe he'll actually want to spend time with me then. I'd stay in one place, where that is, I don't know. Maybe London, I miss my homeland. If not then Paris is good too.
"I thought she lived with her parents?"
"Her mom and her step dad Princess. She never talks about her dad."
"Oh. Haven't you asked her?"
"I respect people's privacy?"
"Since when?"
"You pain me Yumers."
"It's because he doesn't."
"Shut-up Ulrich or I'll give you another black eye."
10. What side of the heart do you draw first?
I start in the middle.
"She's as weird as you Odd."
"Nice Yumi, nice."
"How do you start in the middle?"
"Who knows Aelita."
11. Last phone call received?
Uh…I got a text from Odd telling me to do this survey…does that count?
"You told her to do the survey?"
"Well yeah Einstein. I wanted to see her answers."
"That's ridiculous Odd! Who else have you told?"
"Relax Einstein. Not that many others…a few other students and stuff. Hopefully they're fast at replying."
"Odd, why can't you ever just be normal?"
"Because he's odd."
12. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her? Why or Why not?
Uh, not if I can help it. ;)
"Well I see who you got your morals from."
"Oh shove off Yumi. Stop acting high and mighty."
"Excuse me?"
"You can be just as low as the rest of us."
"Stop it Odd."
"Stay out of it Ulrich, you don't have to defend her honor, you aren't dating her."
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing."
13. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Ooh, too many to choose from! I think I'll go with Scary Spice though because she's AWESOME and AMAZING and…I need another adjective starting with an A…
"Yes! Another Scary Spice-er!"
"Jeremie, I feel really out of the loop."
"So do I Aelita."
"Okay."
14. Do you wear a lot of black?
If I feel like it but black is too stereotypical. I prefer other colors, whether muted or vibrant. But grey and red are good colors.
"See Yumers, you're a stereotype!"
"You're about to get a stereo through the head if you don't stop calling me that."
"Temper, temper. Ulrich, control her."
"Why should I be able to control her?"
"Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?"
15. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Well, I'm pretty sure I could take care of myself. I'm not into that Damsel-in-Distress bit like some girls are. But I wouldn't mind someone to help me keep uh…warm.
"I don't get it. Why warm?"
"Uh…let's have Jer explain that to you Ai."
"I can explain it!"
"No Odd. But maybe you should volunteer to help Sam?"
"Einstein, are you insinuating something?"
"No, of course not."
"Wow Jeremie, you have a whole little evil side, don't you?"
"Of course not Yumi."
"Jeremie, I'm still lost."
"I'll tell you later Princess if Einstein doesn't."
16. How far have you gone with a boy?
As compared to what…? How far I've been with a girl? I'll let you all decide. ;)
"Hey Odd, look at Jer's face."
"Oh my God, he's as red as a tomato Ulrich!"
"I know."
"I can't believe she posted that to the internet!"
"Einstein, you are way too uptight about this."
"Odd, Sam has uh, interesting answers."
"That's putting it tactfully Einstein."
"So do you know the real answer Odd?"
"Now why would I ravish shamelessly and tell? It's much more fun watching you guys stare blankly at the screen."
"Odd…your mental images are bad."
17. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more then just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
Hm…I don't think I'd be OPPOSED to it. But I don't think I'd be in love with them per se. I'm too young to be in love, thanks though.
"Have I mentioned that I really love her morals?"
"Yes Yumers, quite sarcastically too."
"I told you I never liked her."
"We know that Ulrich, yet you seem to know oh-so much about her. Care to tell how?"
"Not particularly."
"Well, I think she has a point about being too young to be in love."
"You do Aelita?"
"Yes Jeremie, I do."
18. How do you feel about carrots?
Mm…carrots…where and how do I begin to describe the wonder that is The Carrot? They are good for SO many things after all. So many fun and interesting things…
"I thought you just ate carrots."
"That's uh, right Princess!"
"Unless you're Odd and Sam that is."
"Hey, no fair Einstein! Don't forget Ulrich and his cucumbers."
"Shut-up Odd."
"Please Odd, such bad and wrong mental images you always manage to supply…"
"It's a gift Yu."
19. Have you ever had a holiday romance?
Oh yes. Many and many a time.
"Hey Odd."
"Yeah Einstein?"
"Maybe Ulrich was one of her many times."
"What? No! I was not Jer!"
"I don't think I'll ever think of Sam the same way again."
"Why's that Aelita?"
"Because I always thought of her as innocent and funny Yumi."
"She's still funny Princess."
20. You are holding onto your grandmother's hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
I would let them both fall. The choice to save one or the other is too hard and what right do I have to make it? This question is stupid.
"Another baby killer."
"She's also an old woman killer."
"She's an everyone killer!"
"Will you two stop harping about the question? It's hypothetical."
"It's still horrible."
"But I do like her reasoning."
"Ugh, Aelita…"
"It's true Yumi. Her reasoning makes sense in a way."
"Terrific."