I. AM. A. HORRIBLE. HUMAN. BEING.
I really want the sender to be Yuzuki Fuwa, but I already (proudly) used her for Ryunosuke Chiba! I'm going to get through everyone being senders before anything else!
Do I regret it? Ehhhhh, 50-50.
Are my reader gonna realize what I done? ABSOLUTELY.
Will they face-palm? ...review, please ^_^
To: Justice Kimura
From: ?
"What the hell?!" Justice exclaim in horror! "IS THIS A FREAKIN' JOKE?!"
"What is it?!" Sosuke ran over to his friend to see what the damage was.
"LOOK AT THIS!"
Masayoshi Kimura is one our quickest assassin in our group of guys. Quick on his feet and quick to kill! Is very well-balance and really cool to hang out. A nice guy to befriend with.
He always help carry the execution, though Korosensei can easily avoid us. But we improve a lot with the help of him for having the best altheltic skills. His speed rival with Hinata Okano who the fastest in the female group. Together they are the speeding duo. And they get along very well that makes it a fun competition for them.
Be glad to have be apart of your friend and classmate.
-Anonymous
"Okay." The artist was a little lost about this. "So a anonymous person send you a kind letter. What's the big deal?"
"There's more to it..." Justice groans. "Check the bottom. There's an arrow..."
Sousuke did what his dark green-haired said and there were some words at the bottom.
Turn this paper around and read the words as if it's a song.
"Hm?"
Gotta go fast
gotta go fast
Gotta go faster(x5)
Movin' at the speed of sound
The quickest assassin around
Got ourselves a situation, (Korosensei) stuck in our school's location
Without any explaination,
No time for relaxation!
Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't blink! Don't think!
He just Go go go! G-g-g-g-go go!
(N-n-n-n-na-na!(x2))
JUSTICE! He's on the run
JUSTICE! He's the fastest one!
JUSTICE! He comin' next
So watch out... For Justice man!
Gotta go fast (JUSTICE), gotta go fast (JUSTICE)
Gotta go faster(x5)
Go go go go go go go!
Just...(Justice) tice... (Justice) Man!
Gotta go faster
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster faster faster faster faster!
JUSTICE MAN!
"PPFFFT!Hahaha! Oh man this is great!" Sousuke is running out of air for laughing his ass off. "Whoever wrote this, is a genius!" And he continue on laughing.
"I haven't heard the theme song, let alone the watch the show ever since I was in elementary school."
"Gotta hand it to this sender, it's pretty accurate."
Justice was blushing pretty badly. As if his facial expression isn't good at hiding something. When the Sousuke flamed down and notice the huge blush on his speeding friend's face. His eyes widen to what he never knew about.
"Wait wait..." The artist soon straighten and calm down. "Don't tell me...this what inspired you to be the fastest?!"
"Is this Fuwa's doing?!" Justice was pissed of his guess, not answering the question. "I'm gonna go find her..." He said in dark determination and he left the classroom to the back field in searching for the otaku.
After a couple of minutes of silence. Sousuke smile and called out his helper in the letter.
"Thanks Fuwa for the idea!" He greeted her as she open the door and enter into the classroom.
"It's was no big deal, but I never knew a theme song for little kids was Kimura's past inspiration. But nonetheless, good thing he didn't figure out it was you. Justice's anonymous sender~."
Victory was their's as the two Shounen Jump fans fist bump each other in success.
"Good on acting Bean Pole Artist." Fuwa commented.
This is what happen when I revisit my childhood from time to time.
(C) I do not own the Sonic X English theme song, but I do own the parody lyrics!
Thanks for reading and reviewing as always!